We've been talking a lot on here lately about smells we dislike and even hate, but we've tended to discuss this in terms of notes and general odours and 'scents' (for me, TVlampboy's pet dog's anal glands spring most vividly to mind
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So, I'd like to know which are your least favourite *perfumes*. Naturally, this is not intended as an exercise in denigrating other people's tastes or cherished signature scents, but more a discussion of which fragrances we are desperate to like but can't, or which turn our stomachs for no apparent reason -- even (and especially) if they are adored by 'everyone else'.
I'll stick my head above the parapet here and start, and give a taster of those perfumes which, if I was offered them as a gift, I simply *wouldn't* be able to wear, no matter how hard I tried ... All, you will note, are much-loved (though often contested!) 'modern classics':
Gucci Rush -- there are no words. I just have a violent and instantaneously negative reaction to this neon nightmare
Lolita Lempicka -- icky licorice. I know! Sorry, sorry, mea culpa
Angel -- so predictable to list this, it's boring
Estee Lauder's Beautiful -- shockingly, outrageously, unspeakably, unstoppably scary.
Phew! Hope I haven't offended anyone out there! Do feel free to bash my beloved (and, for many, hideous) Cabochard!
).So, I'd like to know which are your least favourite *perfumes*. Naturally, this is not intended as an exercise in denigrating other people's tastes or cherished signature scents, but more a discussion of which fragrances we are desperate to like but can't, or which turn our stomachs for no apparent reason -- even (and especially) if they are adored by 'everyone else'.
I'll stick my head above the parapet here and start, and give a taster of those perfumes which, if I was offered them as a gift, I simply *wouldn't* be able to wear, no matter how hard I tried ... All, you will note, are much-loved (though often contested!) 'modern classics':
Gucci Rush -- there are no words. I just have a violent and instantaneously negative reaction to this neon nightmare
Lolita Lempicka -- icky licorice. I know! Sorry, sorry, mea culpa
Angel -- so predictable to list this, it's boring
Estee Lauder's Beautiful -- shockingly, outrageously, unspeakably, unstoppably scary.
Phew! Hope I haven't offended anyone out there! Do feel free to bash my beloved (and, for many, hideous) Cabochard!











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