I tried some of these new designer fragrances today while walking back from jiu-jitsu after waiting in line behind a call girl at 7-11 with a bottle of Gatorade (don't ask). Her skirt was so short I can confidently say this woman does not use tampons. Why did I look? Because I'm a man.
The Beat was as dull and ordinary as anything I've tried. Blenheim Bouquet would have had it's name legally changed by the Queen if it smelled as mundane as this. Burberry finally created a DUD.
Nautica Oceans sprayed on as an Aqua Di Gioesque uninspired fragrance. Typical salty bright citrus. But then it dried down into whale carcass.
DKNY Men reminded me of the DKNY fragrance in a tower bottle. This DKNY was smoother and lacked the sharp note of the latter (too much ivy?). But it still isn't anything special.
Ikon by Zirh REALLY shocked me. I sprayed it on expecting to dislike it but found myself loving the sweet spicy mix with deep woods and a dash of fruit (Davana?). Zirh did a fine job with this. I think I'm buying it.
Cheers,
Al
The Beat was as dull and ordinary as anything I've tried. Blenheim Bouquet would have had it's name legally changed by the Queen if it smelled as mundane as this. Burberry finally created a DUD.
Nautica Oceans sprayed on as an Aqua Di Gioesque uninspired fragrance. Typical salty bright citrus. But then it dried down into whale carcass.
DKNY Men reminded me of the DKNY fragrance in a tower bottle. This DKNY was smoother and lacked the sharp note of the latter (too much ivy?). But it still isn't anything special.
Ikon by Zirh REALLY shocked me. I sprayed it on expecting to dislike it but found myself loving the sweet spicy mix with deep woods and a dash of fruit (Davana?). Zirh did a fine job with this. I think I'm buying it.
Cheers,
Al










