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dollars&scents 
A glass of iced water.
Excellent choice. I think I'll do the same.
A Glass of Iced Water - One is initially treated to a shocking rush of hydration embellished with the tactile clinkiness of ice fragments dancing along the teeth. The looming coldness then invades from the heart, chilling the palate and engaging the senses as it awakens the throat and lymph glands. Chromium add a luscious, buttery texture to the mouth feel, while potassium and sodium engage in a vigorous bout of Greco roman wrestling over dominance of the electrolytic tone of the languidly fading base. The composition of this classic beverage is simple, but deeply satisfying and an invigorating twist on a staple necessary to human life. Performance is poor, with a longevity of about 10 seconds and projection essentially zero beyond the gum line.