I am as compulsive and intense concerning mens slow pitch softball as I am about this hobby. For years I was known as "Batman" since I owned only the hardest hitting and best sticks allowed in league play, not to mention all info pertaining to them.
Basically, all of my friends and social life revolve around softball....even now. One friend in particular comes over semi regularly and a few months ago finally noticed the boatload of frags I accumulated instead of my usual wall full of bats. He was like "WTF" ???
At any rate, I ended spraying some of my best vintage stuff on his arms, one at a time, to see his reaction. He is 28 and a baseball stud. I'm 53, no longer a stud and only still playing because I pitch very well.
He hated every one, including my HG Patou PH and the last one I sprayed on him I knew he would hate....and that was Success by MCM.
He almost went into convulsions from that one.
Weeks later at the fields we play at, he's fronting on me in front of all our softball buddies about the horrible shyt I collect and wear, blah,blah,blah. Of course, all the other young bucks think it's funny and chime in. I hear this crap on and off all night.
Very recently he comes over and as usual hangs out, drinks almost all my beer and bumming my smokes.
He passes out in front of the TV ....and before I realize what I'm doing, I have a huge atomizer full of MCM Success in my hand and am carefully spraying every inch of his body, except his head, clothes and all. I had to reload the atomizer and went down to his car. I sprayed the inside of his softball bag and the rest I annointed the inside of his car with.
I should have videotaped him waking up. I could have put it on youtube. It was well worth 20ml of Success.
Basically, all of my friends and social life revolve around softball....even now. One friend in particular comes over semi regularly and a few months ago finally noticed the boatload of frags I accumulated instead of my usual wall full of bats. He was like "WTF" ???
At any rate, I ended spraying some of my best vintage stuff on his arms, one at a time, to see his reaction. He is 28 and a baseball stud. I'm 53, no longer a stud and only still playing because I pitch very well.
He hated every one, including my HG Patou PH and the last one I sprayed on him I knew he would hate....and that was Success by MCM.
He almost went into convulsions from that one.Weeks later at the fields we play at, he's fronting on me in front of all our softball buddies about the horrible shyt I collect and wear, blah,blah,blah. Of course, all the other young bucks think it's funny and chime in. I hear this crap on and off all night.
Very recently he comes over and as usual hangs out, drinks almost all my beer and bumming my smokes.
He passes out in front of the TV ....and before I realize what I'm doing, I have a huge atomizer full of MCM Success in my hand and am carefully spraying every inch of his body, except his head, clothes and all. I had to reload the atomizer and went down to his car. I sprayed the inside of his softball bag and the rest I annointed the inside of his car with.I should have videotaped him waking up. I could have put it on youtube. It was well worth 20ml of Success.
