(I apologize in advance, conversations from this evening have kicked my cynical/comic side into high gear. Pray you never catch me in this state and want to hold a serious conversation.)
Logically speaking...
You wear Safari to bag a rhino.
Logically speaking...
You wear Antidote to ward off venomous snakes.
Logically speaking...
You wear Havana because all notes have equal say.
Logically speaking...
You wear Dirty English because you say "bugger". (seriously, brits?)
Logically speaking...
You wear Euphoria Intense because you're a stoner with unrealistic expectations.
Logically speaking...
You wear L'Air Du Desert Marocain because you think more people should smell like camels and sand.
Logically speaking...
You wear L'Instant...but only for a few seconds.
Logically speaking...
You wear Guess Man because, like, dude, I don't know which one I should wear, man.
Logically speaking...
You wear L'Anarchiste because today's a great day for some treason.
Logically speaking...
You wear Roadster because you want to smell...quickly.
Logically speaking...
You wear Cool Water because someone else showered before you and hogged everything else.
Logically speaking...
You wear Don't Get Me Wrong, Baby, I Don't Swallow because you really don't want any room for confusion there.
Logically speaking...
You wear Cruel Intentions because your plans involving scaring infants and punting dachsunds.
Logically speaking...
You wear Full Choke because the Cruel Intentions infant wouldn't shut up and really had it coming at this point. (Too much? Should I have said the dachsund deserved it?)
Logically speaking...
You wear Rose 31 because, like all good screennames, the first 30 were taken.
Logically speaking...
You wear Quorum because you need 2/3 of the people to encounter to tell you that you stink.
Logically speaking...
You wear Frankincense & Myrhh because you never know when you'll stumble upon Baby Jesus.
Logically speaking...
You wear Echo because you wear Echo because you wear Echo because you wear Echo because...
Logically speaking...
You wear Chrome because it adds 5% to your Blue Book value.
Logically speaking...
You wear Insolence because you don't wanna eat your broccoli and I can't make you.
Logically speaking...
You wear L'Egoiste because you are, in fact, a better person than me.
Logically speaking...
You wear Platinum Egoiste because you are not only a better person than me, but you also have an atomic weight of 195.084 g/mol.
Logically speaking...
You wear Code because 01111001011011110111010100100000011011100110010101 10010101100100011001010110010000100000011100110110 11110110110101100101011101000110100001101001011011 10011001110010000001110100011011110010000001100100 01101111001011000010000001110011011011110010000001 11011101101000011110010010000001101110011011110111 01000010000001100100011001010110001101101111011001 00011001010010000001110011011011110110110101100101 011101000110100001101001011011100110011100111111
Logically speaking...
You wear Pi because you're feeling irrational.
Logically speaking...
You wear Envy because that guy has some great stuff and all you have is this lousy bottle of Envy.
Logically speaking...
You wear Obsession because you have a whole notebook filled up with only the word Obsession repeated from end to end, and also you carved it into your forehead backwards. (Oops.)
Logically speaking...
You wear Fahrenheit because you're too stubborn to wear Celsius like everyone else.
Logically speaking...
You wear The Dreamer because you can fly and shoot laser beams. Out of your butt.
Logically speaking...
You wear Green Irish Tweed because you like buying your Irish Tweed just a bit before it's ripe, for maximum flavor.
Logically speaking...
You wear Dzing! because three cologne bottles walked into a bar and the other one ducked.
Logically speaking...
You wear Safari to bag a rhino.
Logically speaking...
You wear Antidote to ward off venomous snakes.
Logically speaking...
You wear Havana because all notes have equal say.
Logically speaking...
You wear Dirty English because you say "bugger". (seriously, brits?)
Logically speaking...
You wear Euphoria Intense because you're a stoner with unrealistic expectations.
Logically speaking...
You wear L'Air Du Desert Marocain because you think more people should smell like camels and sand.
Logically speaking...
You wear L'Instant...but only for a few seconds.
Logically speaking...
You wear Guess Man because, like, dude, I don't know which one I should wear, man.
Logically speaking...
You wear L'Anarchiste because today's a great day for some treason.
Logically speaking...
You wear Roadster because you want to smell...quickly.
Logically speaking...
You wear Cool Water because someone else showered before you and hogged everything else.
Logically speaking...
You wear Don't Get Me Wrong, Baby, I Don't Swallow because you really don't want any room for confusion there.
Logically speaking...
You wear Cruel Intentions because your plans involving scaring infants and punting dachsunds.
Logically speaking...
You wear Full Choke because the Cruel Intentions infant wouldn't shut up and really had it coming at this point. (Too much? Should I have said the dachsund deserved it?)
Logically speaking...
You wear Rose 31 because, like all good screennames, the first 30 were taken.
Logically speaking...
You wear Quorum because you need 2/3 of the people to encounter to tell you that you stink.
Logically speaking...
You wear Frankincense & Myrhh because you never know when you'll stumble upon Baby Jesus.
Logically speaking...
You wear Echo because you wear Echo because you wear Echo because you wear Echo because...
Logically speaking...
You wear Chrome because it adds 5% to your Blue Book value.
Logically speaking...
You wear Insolence because you don't wanna eat your broccoli and I can't make you.
Logically speaking...
You wear L'Egoiste because you are, in fact, a better person than me.
Logically speaking...
You wear Platinum Egoiste because you are not only a better person than me, but you also have an atomic weight of 195.084 g/mol.
Logically speaking...
You wear Code because 01111001011011110111010100100000011011100110010101 10010101100100011001010110010000100000011100110110 11110110110101100101011101000110100001101001011011 10011001110010000001110100011011110010000001100100 01101111001011000010000001110011011011110010000001 11011101101000011110010010000001101110011011110111 01000010000001100100011001010110001101101111011001 00011001010010000001110011011011110110110101100101 011101000110100001101001011011100110011100111111
Logically speaking...
You wear Pi because you're feeling irrational.
Logically speaking...
You wear Envy because that guy has some great stuff and all you have is this lousy bottle of Envy.
Logically speaking...
You wear Obsession because you have a whole notebook filled up with only the word Obsession repeated from end to end, and also you carved it into your forehead backwards. (Oops.)
Logically speaking...
You wear Fahrenheit because you're too stubborn to wear Celsius like everyone else.
Logically speaking...
You wear The Dreamer because you can fly and shoot laser beams. Out of your butt.
Logically speaking...
You wear Green Irish Tweed because you like buying your Irish Tweed just a bit before it's ripe, for maximum flavor.
Logically speaking...
You wear Dzing! because three cologne bottles walked into a bar and the other one ducked.














