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Logically Speaking...

post #1 of 30
3/10/10 at 11:48pm
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(I apologize in advance, conversations from this evening have kicked my cynical/comic side into high gear. Pray you never catch me in this state and want to hold a serious conversation.)

Logically speaking...

You wear Safari to bag a rhino.

Logically speaking...

You wear Antidote to ward off venomous snakes.

Logically speaking...

You wear Havana because all notes have equal say.

Logically speaking...

You wear Dirty English because you say "bugger". (seriously, brits?)

Logically speaking...

You wear Euphoria Intense because you're a stoner with unrealistic expectations.

Logically speaking...

You wear L'Air Du Desert Marocain because you think more people should smell like camels and sand.

Logically speaking...

You wear L'Instant...but only for a few seconds.

Logically speaking...

You wear Guess Man because, like, dude, I don't know which one I should wear, man.

Logically speaking...

You wear L'Anarchiste because today's a great day for some treason.

Logically speaking...

You wear Roadster because you want to smell...quickly.

Logically speaking...

You wear Cool Water because someone else showered before you and hogged everything else.

Logically speaking...

You wear Don't Get Me Wrong, Baby, I Don't Swallow because you really don't want any room for confusion there.

Logically speaking...

You wear Cruel Intentions because your plans involving scaring infants and punting dachsunds.

Logically speaking...

You wear Full Choke because the Cruel Intentions infant wouldn't shut up and really had it coming at this point. (Too much? Should I have said the dachsund deserved it?)

Logically speaking...

You wear Rose 31 because, like all good screennames, the first 30 were taken.

Logically speaking...

You wear Quorum because you need 2/3 of the people to encounter to tell you that you stink.

Logically speaking...

You wear Frankincense & Myrhh because you never know when you'll stumble upon Baby Jesus.

Logically speaking...

You wear Echo because you wear Echo because you wear Echo because you wear Echo because...

Logically speaking...

You wear Chrome because it adds 5% to your Blue Book value.

Logically speaking...

You wear Insolence because you don't wanna eat your broccoli and I can't make you.

Logically speaking...

You wear L'Egoiste because you are, in fact, a better person than me.

Logically speaking...

You wear Platinum Egoiste because you are not only a better person than me, but you also have an atomic weight of 195.084 g/mol.

Logically speaking...

You wear Code because 01111001011011110111010100100000011011100110010101 10010101100100011001010110010000100000011100110110 11110110110101100101011101000110100001101001011011 10011001110010000001110100011011110010000001100100 01101111001011000010000001110011011011110010000001 11011101101000011110010010000001101110011011110111 01000010000001100100011001010110001101101111011001 00011001010010000001110011011011110110110101100101 011101000110100001101001011011100110011100111111

Logically speaking...

You wear Pi because you're feeling irrational.

Logically speaking...

You wear Envy because that guy has some great stuff and all you have is this lousy bottle of Envy.

Logically speaking...

You wear Obsession because you have a whole notebook filled up with only the word Obsession repeated from end to end, and also you carved it into your forehead backwards. (Oops.)

Logically speaking...

You wear Fahrenheit because you're too stubborn to wear Celsius like everyone else.

Logically speaking...

You wear The Dreamer because you can fly and shoot laser beams. Out of your butt.

Logically speaking...

You wear Green Irish Tweed because you like buying your Irish Tweed just a bit before it's ripe, for maximum flavor.

Logically speaking...

You wear Dzing! because three cologne bottles walked into a bar and the other one ducked.
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post #2 of 30
3/10/10 at 11:51pm


I love it.
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post #3 of 30
3/11/10 at 12:03am
Holy crap!
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post #4 of 30
3/11/10 at 1:14am
I wish i could have a wall poster of that!
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post #5 of 30
3/11/10 at 1:45am
Made my day!
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post #6 of 30
3/11/10 at 1:57am
Kewl, except pi isn't irrational, it's just endless and non-repeating... To be irrational, it would have to include √-1. Maybe I'm irrational, and from the sound of it, maybe you're irrational, but I like both of us anyway. Does that make sense? Never mind, this discussion is irrational...
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post #7 of 30
3/11/10 at 2:04am
I thought you were the new numbers guy - numbers guys aren't supposed to be funny

Logically speaking this is just one big Contradiction.
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post #8 of 30
3/11/10 at 3:29am
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Originally Posted by JaimeB View Post

Kewl, except pi isn't irrational, it's just endless and non-repeating... To be irrational, it would have to include √-1. Maybe I'm irrational, and from the sound of it, maybe you're irrational, but I like both of us anyway. Does that make sense? Never mind, this discussion is irrational...

Pi along with 'e' is transcendent, sqrt(-1) is imaginary, sqrt(2) is irrational, 2/3 is rational, 1 is integer. Would You please stop kidding ;-)
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post #9 of 30
3/11/10 at 5:39am
Logically speaking...

I wear Secretions Magnifiques because I don't have the balls to wear anything else.
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post #10 of 30
3/11/10 at 5:45am
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Can't believe I actually went through everything! Good write, I hope you get these moments more often.
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post #11 of 30
3/11/10 at 5:47am
Lol !
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post #12 of 30
3/11/10 at 5:52am
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Read it all, very nice, made me laugh!
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post #13 of 30
3/11/10 at 5:56am
Very funny.
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post #14 of 30
3/11/10 at 6:38am
Liked the binary Armani Code... LOL!
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post #15 of 30
3/11/10 at 6:38am
May I continue? If yes, a few less witty remarks

Logically speaking...

...you wear Tabac Original, Havana, Cuba, both Tabaromes, Feuilles du Tabac- because you like to smoke

Logically speaking...

...wearing Blenheim Bouquet is an indicative the you are somehow related to Winston Churchill

Logically speaking...

... Yvresse, Royal Riesling, even Spiriteuse Double Vanille, as well as the frags by Courvoisier and Frapin encourage people to do more serious boozing
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post #16 of 30
3/11/10 at 6:41am
Great Post.....I love the Logically Speaking, you wear Envy because... Lol
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post #17 of 30
3/11/10 at 6:49am
very good :-)
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post #18 of 30
3/11/10 at 9:00am
Logically speaking...

You wear Eternity because you have longevity problems.

Logically speaking...

You wear Obsession because you have commitment problems.

Logically speaking...

You wear Putain des Palaces because you have financial problems.

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post #19 of 30
3/11/10 at 9:17am
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Originally Posted by JaimeB View Post

Kewl, except pi isn't irrational, it's just endless and non-repeating... To be irrational, it would have to include √-1. Maybe I'm irrational, and from the sound of it, maybe you're irrational, but I like both of us anyway. Does that make sense? Never mind, this discussion is irrational...

Johann Heinrich Lambert may disagree...
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post #20 of 30
3/11/10 at 6:05pm
I liked the GIT one the best. Great post
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post #21 of 30
3/11/10 at 6:19pm
Nice stuff!

... Let's see ...

You wear ...

Naah. Can't measure up (get the numbers ref?) to the original.
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post #22 of 30
3/11/10 at 6:21pm
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Originally Posted by JaimeB View Post

Kewl, except pi isn't irrational, it's just endless and non-repeating... To be irrational, it would have to include √-1. Maybe I'm irrational, and from the sound of it, maybe you're irrational, but I like both of us anyway. Does that make sense? Never mind, this discussion is irrational...

Okay.

So... what would imaginary numbers be... e.g. " You wear ??? because you like/work with imaginary numbers?"
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post #23 of 30
3/11/10 at 6:44pm
Great post...and I guess "I did need something to do". Thanks.
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post #24 of 30
3/11/10 at 6:55pm
Amusing...may I?

Logically speaking...

You wear Azzaro Pour Homme... What?! Someone's got a problem wit' dat?!

Logically speaking...

You wear Stetson because you need something more than your hat to cover the smell of your horse.
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post #25 of 30
3/11/10 at 7:08pm
Very very funny, Bluesoul! Thanks!!!
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post #26 of 30
3/11/10 at 7:54pm
Logically speaking...

You wear Samourai 47 because suicide is better praised than practiced after all.
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post #27 of 30
3/12/10 at 8:05am
Logically speaking...

You wear Vent Vert because you've eaten too many Brussel Sprouts.

Apologies, apologies, apologies!
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post #28 of 30
3/12/10 at 10:43am
This thread rocks . Thanks Bluesoul !
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post #29 of 30
3/12/10 at 11:03am
Logically speaking...

You wear Mustache because you have one.

Logically speaking...

Libertine was marketed to women, hence the "e" at the end, and not "libertin."

Logically speaking...

You would think Cravache ("riding crop") would contain a leather note...and the current formulation took the leather note out. Go figure.
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post #30 of 30
3/12/10 at 11:11am
I like my irish tweed green for the maximum flavour, but i'm feeling a bit irrational so I'll go with Pi.

Gr8 post.
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