Wanted, an oppressively strong and annoying cologne... - Page 2

The point would mainly be at least try and evoke a reaction out of this older guy I work with to humor myself and some of my coworkers with the absurd reactions he gives to relatively common situations. He also continually brings up past situations that we've done to, so a few good ones will last until he retires (which won't be too much longer). Everyone else is already informed of the idea, and no one is going to get fired due to this. I was the one trying to wear colognes mainly because I have a lot of stuff I've accumulated over the years. Usually doing something rediculous prompts rather humerous reactions from him so we all routinely try and provoke such reactions. He always plays along with the stuff but the commentary and reactions are priceless. So this is purely for a one time humor. I tried doing it with cheaper stuff I already had but didn't have anything grossly oppressive or enough so that he'd notice it. The other problem is he smokes and he doesn't sometimes notice the stuff as easily. I mentioned in the past we had a good running joke going with Stetson. With Stetson he'll probably be like "Is that Stetson?" "Maybe I should get Stetson" "Does Tom Brady still wear that stuff?" "Will girls like me more if I get Stetson?" this will easily give us all a good laugh, so this is all in good fun.

I'd rather have something that is at least wearable in a normal dose, so not to waste too much money. This was actually sparked with Remy Latour's Cigar in a heavy dose got "Something smells kinda musty around here, could it be me?" (I personally don't mind this stuff but wore more than usual the one day). Ungaro I, one of my favorites, he thought smelled like weed which was rather funny but I didn't overapply it was just wearing it as usual but I've rarely worn it to work. I tried British Sterling on its own in a liberal dose, but this guy probably grew up with that stuff. Royal Copenhagen got nothing, probably for the same reason. I've tried some of the more powerful stuff I could think of that I had.

Ideally a reaction like the Sex Panther scene from him would be the ultimate goal.

Not intending to be offensive. As I say he has a good sense of humor when it comes to things and the reactions he gives are great. If he saw that I called him an "older guy" on here he'd have a great bunch of comments for that. In fact I've actually told him that before in person he replied something like "Do you think I'm old?" "Do I look that old?" "Maybe I should dye my hair?" "Do you think I could still be an actor if I dyed my hair?" "I always wanted to be an actor, maybe if I'd have taken acting lessons..." "That girl I met at the nursing home thought I looked good". Usually a pointless comment leads to a string of rather unusual general statements like that. Then as the day goes on he'd occasionally say stuff in passing from it like "maybe if I dyed my hair" and then go look in a mirror. He tends not to forget the stuff either so he'll repeatedly bring it up in later unrelated conversations too even months down the road. So even with this strong cologne thing it won't be a lost investment he'll probably keep bringing up funny comments about it until he reitres so we'll all have a good laugh about it.

Unfortunately I don't think I'll see him until early next week because I'm working days and hours I don't normally work because I took a day off each week for the next month due to a variety of events I have to attend. In the mean time I'll try and procure something to wear. I do have Halston but I never really considered it annoying. Polo seems too overly common so that may not work even though I've got some. I wonder if a heavy dose of Axe would possibly work. I'll dig through some samples I have and see if anything mentioned here I have in a sample. I'll also try sampling some of those knock offs I got for $.50 at Big Lots a few weeks ago, but I don't think I bought anything I wouldn't actually be able to get away with wearing.

Haven't done anything with this yet, had to work some different shifts as I said because I'm taking a couple of days off this month. I'll let you know what transpires.