Well...
Got my 1 tola bottle yesterday from Zahra's.
I may have gotten a bad batch, or, hell, for that matter, the wrong juice, but mine smells absolutely nothing like the real thing.
Top notes (which have been lasting for at least 4 hours) are distinctly Pine Sol with a touch of Tiger Balm astringency. It comes on very strong in the sinuses, sort of like the taste of horseradish-based wasabi, rather than the nice slow, warm, burn of real wasabi (or for that matter, real Tom Ford Oud Wood).
There is the faintest hint of the slightly-off warm wood of genuine TFOW in the drydown -- which, by the way, only barely starts to kick in about 6 hours after application. (I can still smell it on my wrist, and this is after four dish detergent scrub sessions. Good God, get it off me...)
I'm comparing them side-by-side with a spritz from a bottle at Neiman -- I had to get a new card after applying the Surrati last night and asking myself, Is my memory SO off?
Guess it's time to buy the real thing.
-Jon