I actually really like the Artisan bottle; I have it next to my Happy Pillow as the most unique bottles I own. I also like the juice. The slightly spicy and rough orange blossom scent makes it a great summer scent for people who do not want to smell like the CK One crowd. It can do with a little less soapy/synthetic smell and needs more projection and longevity though.
Anyway, my vote for ugly bottles goes to Boucheron's Jaipur pH.
I like the juice, but the bottle is desperately in need of a modern makeover. All I can see from the bottle are the shoulder pads from the 80s... I was also surprised that the cap is made of cheap plastic. For a high end jeweler, I expected that they would make their fragrances more luxe.