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VAN DAMAGE - The new cologne from Jean-Claude Van Damme

post #1 of 25
5/12/10 at 12:18pm
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Martial arts action star Jean-Claude Van Damme seems to have jumped on the celebrity scent bandwagon and released his first cologne: VAN DAMAGE.

From the commercial: "The essence of power; the scent of man."

Check it out:

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post #2 of 25
5/12/10 at 12:52pm
Wow. Can't wait to try this!



Thanks for alerting us!
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post #3 of 25
5/12/10 at 1:39pm
This... this is a joke. Right?
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post #4 of 25
5/12/10 at 2:04pm
No thanks.
Here are some .gif's:





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post #5 of 25
5/12/10 at 2:25pm
He's about 20-25 years too late.
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post #6 of 25
5/12/10 at 2:30pm
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Originally Posted by gerbick View Post

This... this is a joke. Right?

Has to be... Why would they feature old clips from ancient B-movies in the ad?
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post #7 of 25
5/12/10 at 2:33pm
THIS! This is what my husband is getting for Father's Day, since tragically enough you can't buy Mandom in the U.S. ...
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post #8 of 25
5/12/10 at 2:55pm
The perfume bottle look like old fashion why would it release now, and that video is fake.
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post #9 of 25
5/12/10 at 3:03pm
It can compete against the new Bruce Willis fragrance.
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post #10 of 25
5/12/10 at 3:20pm
A better name might have been Van Dammit.
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post #11 of 25
5/12/10 at 5:03pm
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Originally Posted by Hoos View Post

A better name might have been Van Dammit.

Wow, a blast from the past

( I don't mean Jean-Claude, I mean Hoos )
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post #12 of 25
5/12/10 at 6:38pm
I'm going to blind buy this and make it my signature scent. No mater what.
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post #13 of 25
5/12/10 at 6:48pm
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No thanks.
Here are some .gif's:

I couldn't stop laughing at those for a few minutes...
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post #14 of 25
5/12/10 at 7:01pm
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THIS! This is what my husband is getting for Father's Day, since tragically enough you can't buy Mandom in the U.S. ...

Try the cosmetics aisle at your local Japanese or pan-Asian grocery store. That's where I get mine.
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post #15 of 25
5/12/10 at 7:21pm
Where's the cap? I was sold, til they didn't show the cap...
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post #16 of 25
5/12/10 at 7:23pm
ha ha ha
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post #17 of 25
5/12/10 at 7:27pm
I hear it was designed by jean claude ellena.
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post #18 of 25
5/12/10 at 7:45pm
Funny enough, I was hanging out at my Dad's house a couple weekends ago and he was playing a lot of his older films. He's a Van Damme fan.
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post #19 of 25
5/12/10 at 8:48pm
I met this trainwreck of a girl at a party who was boasting that she was allegedly sleeping with him. "Farstucker" would be a good name for her perfume.
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post #20 of 25
5/13/10 at 9:39am
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I hear it was designed by jean claude ellena.

Bwah! Well played, sir.
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post #21 of 25
5/13/10 at 9:58am
Hey, I still dig some of JCVD cheesy movies. That Bolo Yeung is one scary dude.
Maybe this straight-to-discounters scent allow me to do the split. But I'd wait for the flanker: GODDAMMED.

I wonder who's next? Steven Seagal? Dolph Lundgren? Kevin Costner? Heh.
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post #22 of 25
5/13/10 at 10:38am
chuck norris of course.
it's not the scent he wears, it's the scent he lets you wear.
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post #23 of 25
5/13/10 at 11:47am
If you order this, I suggest you get it right from the Van Damme fragrance house. There are a lot of fakes out there.
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post #24 of 25
5/13/10 at 2:52pm
99% sure this is a joke, for anyone responding to this seriously.
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post #25 of 25
5/13/10 at 3:17pm
Pass but a funny commercial lol
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