Because I'm the moron I am I can't help liking my SotD thread post. So I repost it here as a thread because some scents don't get the respect their advertising demands.
Jovan Sex Appeal aftershave/cologne For Men.
Here's what the it says on the box so you guys can understand:
"Sex Appeal.
Now you don't have to be born with it.
This Provocative, stimulating blend of rare spices and herbs was created by man for the sole purpose of attracting women. At will.
More than the usual promise in a bottle. It's more like a guarantee.
Splash it on your face, your neck, your chest. The more you use, the better.
Because it is truly Sex Appeal. (And man can never have too much.)
Sex Appeal by Jovan.
For the first time in the history of the world...
We bottled it."
Perfect writing for a You Tube review too. It tells you you'll get the chicks, tells you how much you need to use, tells you how to apply it. Tells you it's never been done before. Tells you you'll be transformed like having a wish granted by a genie ("At will.")
And I'm wearing it today. Step aside and let the man go through.
Jovan Sex Appeal aftershave/cologne For Men.
Here's what the it says on the box so you guys can understand:
"Sex Appeal.
Now you don't have to be born with it.
This Provocative, stimulating blend of rare spices and herbs was created by man for the sole purpose of attracting women. At will.
More than the usual promise in a bottle. It's more like a guarantee.
Splash it on your face, your neck, your chest. The more you use, the better.
Because it is truly Sex Appeal. (And man can never have too much.)
Sex Appeal by Jovan.
For the first time in the history of the world...
We bottled it."
Perfect writing for a You Tube review too. It tells you you'll get the chicks, tells you how much you need to use, tells you how to apply it. Tells you it's never been done before. Tells you you'll be transformed like having a wish granted by a genie ("At will.")
And I'm wearing it today. Step aside and let the man go through.









I can think of no more inspiring a vision than a man covered with perfume from his morning ablutions and having just come from working out (perhaps boxing or from the fencing salon.)

