Where a fragrance has actually given you the urge to have a defecation?
Most recently I was leaving the mall through the Nordstrom anchor store and happened to make a stop at the men's fragrance counter. Just walking by the counter being a male I was accosted by spraying ladies out in full force to push their Father's Day gift sets. One rep happened to be carrying YSL L'Homme and asked to spray my hand which I obliged since I had not visited this scent in awhile. Well the YSL lady set loose a Goliath spray that left my hand dripping. The smell just took my senses like I stuck my face in a vat of this stuff and then I felt my stomach rumble. I tried to ignore it and make my way to the door but nature was making a call that I had to answer.
In a panic frantic to find a restroom the smell just kept inducing me to let loose - I can't put into writing the attack the fragrance was having on the situation. I barley made it up the escalator keeping my stinking right hand far away from me but the fumes for the L'Homme were burned into my nasal membranes. Pushing on the men's room door in a full sweat I walked in to find the only two men's stalls taken. At this point I was fighting painfully from holding back dumping right in the center of the men's room. A staff member who was washing his hands at the sink looked as he caught the smell of reeking L'Homme coming from my hand. Both our refections were in the mirror at the sink - I looked pale drenched in sweat and in uneasy anal pain. The staff member just smiled and looked down right away pretending he was not in this situation. I bolted out not knowing what to do. I passed down the hall way feeling dizzy double in pain trying to keep my arm away from as has much as possible but nothing was helping. I finally saw a unisex handicap restroom and tried the knob it was open I entered and locked the door behind me. I quickly went to the paper towel dispenser and grab a long length wet it and quickly rapped it around the reeking hand. Dropping my jeans sat and made nature take its course.
That was my situation! My question is has fragrance ever had this "laxative affect" on you?
Most recently I was leaving the mall through the Nordstrom anchor store and happened to make a stop at the men's fragrance counter. Just walking by the counter being a male I was accosted by spraying ladies out in full force to push their Father's Day gift sets. One rep happened to be carrying YSL L'Homme and asked to spray my hand which I obliged since I had not visited this scent in awhile. Well the YSL lady set loose a Goliath spray that left my hand dripping. The smell just took my senses like I stuck my face in a vat of this stuff and then I felt my stomach rumble. I tried to ignore it and make my way to the door but nature was making a call that I had to answer.
In a panic frantic to find a restroom the smell just kept inducing me to let loose - I can't put into writing the attack the fragrance was having on the situation. I barley made it up the escalator keeping my stinking right hand far away from me but the fumes for the L'Homme were burned into my nasal membranes. Pushing on the men's room door in a full sweat I walked in to find the only two men's stalls taken. At this point I was fighting painfully from holding back dumping right in the center of the men's room. A staff member who was washing his hands at the sink looked as he caught the smell of reeking L'Homme coming from my hand. Both our refections were in the mirror at the sink - I looked pale drenched in sweat and in uneasy anal pain. The staff member just smiled and looked down right away pretending he was not in this situation. I bolted out not knowing what to do. I passed down the hall way feeling dizzy double in pain trying to keep my arm away from as has much as possible but nothing was helping. I finally saw a unisex handicap restroom and tried the knob it was open I entered and locked the door behind me. I quickly went to the paper towel dispenser and grab a long length wet it and quickly rapped it around the reeking hand. Dropping my jeans sat and made nature take its course.
That was my situation! My question is has fragrance ever had this "laxative affect" on you?
