thats because he climbed up onto the sink and sprayed 95% of my green irish tweed all over himself. and the bathroom. and the sink. everywhere. the bottle is dripping with wet cologne. theres a wetspot under the bottle. i wanted to try and scoop it up. like a drug addict. i know he has no idea how much it costs or what $139 means. but jeez. i have a bottle of brut in there. i have cheap bottles aplenty. but he had to go for my best one.i can smell him right now. it will be quite a while before i can replace that. i swear sometimes i must be being punished for something. has this happened to anyone else? its funny- i put my cologne shelves up higher than they can reach too.
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7/16/10 at 2:33pm