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Safe Sex...



When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?



'Tarzan not know sex.' he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.


Tarzan said 'Oh ...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.'

Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.'


She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. 'Here,' she said, pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here.'


Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity, but eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed,


'What did you do that for?'



Tarzan replied, 'Check for squirrel !!!'




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He he he he
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I truly enjoyed a good laugh! Many thanks!
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Check for squirrel - lolof!

reine
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Doubtless the tendency of squirrels to chew on nuts had resulted in painful memories for Tarzan.
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maybe if there had been less fur... see what I'm sayin' ladies? we have our reasons for these things. It goes back to evolution...
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