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Fragrances you hope the world will never see (or smell)

post #1 of 126
10/6/10 at 5:43pm
Thread Starter 
Feel free to add your own. Here are some of mine...

Demi-Ash by Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcnik

Barefoot by Brittney Spears

Brangelina

Jolie-Pitt by Brangelina

Orifice by Calvin Klein

Possession by Linda Blair

Eau de Tilda Swinton

Badminton by Ralph Lauren

Badminton Summer Shuttlecock by Ralph Lauren

Very Uninimitable by Givenchy

Bourgeoisie by YSL

Still Mountain Waterhole by Creed

Chanel number 69
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post #2 of 126
10/6/10 at 6:15pm
Eau d'Arse by Etat Libre d'Orange, Love in the Closet by Creed, Methane Absolu by Goutal, Petrol by Diesel, Guillotine by Chop-ard, Where Am I by UNTITLED, Eine Kleine by Klein, La Plantureuse Laitière by Guerlain, Tout Mêlé by Serge Lutens, Eau du Cerveau by Givenchy.
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post #3 of 126
10/6/10 at 6:21pm
Serge Lutens - Ambre Suntan
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post #4 of 126
10/6/10 at 7:17pm
I'm confused, do you mean fragrances that are so bad you don't want them to exist, or so good you don't want to share with anybody else?
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post #5 of 126
10/6/10 at 8:03pm
Thread Starter 
Imaginary concoctions that you wouldn't want to exist; let alone be shared by people. Although, since they are imaginary, you couldn't actually share them. However if they actually did exist, you might want a whiff. Does that clear it up?

For example: L'Sanitation by Houbigant
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post #6 of 126
10/6/10 at 8:14pm
Dolce & Gabbana Fragrance Anthology II
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post #7 of 126
10/6/10 at 8:30pm
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Originally Posted by colormechris View Post

Eau de Tilda Swinton

Am I bursting your bubble if I tell you this already exists?
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post #8 of 126
10/6/10 at 8:40pm
Beard d'Galifianakis
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post #9 of 126
10/6/10 at 8:41pm
Insensé Ultramarine Aromatic Ocean Very Irrestistible Beach Boy Gentlemen Fresh Attitude Evening Wet Dream Hawiian Morning After Mythical Range Rough, By Givenchy... of course... who else? (the label folds out)

Molecule 03 -- Sulfur Dioxide, by Escentric Molecules

Sécrétions Médiocre, by Etat Libre d'Orange

L'Eau de l'eau, by L'Artisan Parfumeur... it will be panned as weak, "A delicate fragrance which lasts about ten minutes." "Beautiful, but no projection at all."

But, it wil compete with

Molecule 04 -- Dihydrogen Monoxide, by Escentric Molecules, a bargain at $89/ounce because it's about 50% concentration and will be widely praised, "Some people can't smell it, but if you can smell it it is wonderful!"
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post #10 of 126
10/6/10 at 8:49pm
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Originally Posted by colormechris View Post

Feel free to add your own. Here are some of mine...

Still Mountain Waterhole by Creed

Chanel number 69

These two had me chuckling all the way home. Thanks for the laugh after a long day of work!
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post #11 of 126
10/6/10 at 9:04pm
Stagnant Farm Pond by ELDO
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post #12 of 126
10/6/10 at 9:09pm
Teste Gauche by YSL, in conjunction with ELDO
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post #13 of 126
10/6/10 at 9:09pm
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Montale Aoud Aoud (Aoud)
Montale Rainbow Aoud
Montale Aoud Air

Montale _______ Aoud
Montale Aoud _________


*Fill the blanks in with anything funky or kinky.
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post #14 of 126
10/6/10 at 9:18pm
Anus Anus by Cacharel

Blew de Chanel

Kouros Intense Extreme EDP by YSL
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post #15 of 126
10/6/10 at 9:22pm
L'Eau Pantalon Marron Millisime, by Creed
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post #16 of 126
10/6/10 at 9:48pm
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Originally Posted by A. Homme View Post

Kouros Intense Extreme EDP by YSL

Want!
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post #17 of 126
10/6/10 at 10:00pm
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Originally Posted by matthewfoo View Post

Montale Aoud Aoud (Aoud)
Montale Rainbow Aoud
Montale Aoud Air

Montale _______ Aoud
Montale Aoud _________


*Fill the blanks in with anything funky or kinky.

Quote:
Originally Posted by A. Homme View Post

Anus Anus by Cacharel

Blew de Chanel

Kouros Intense Extreme EDP by YSL

Seriously these and some others above like Eau d'Arse by ELdO made me snort out loud ! *LOL*

How about Climax by Cumming.
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post #18 of 126
10/6/10 at 10:29pm
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Cuchi-Cuchi by Charo

Loose Change by Paco Rabanne

Just Civet by Jovan

And seriously...there's a Tilda Swinton scent? Really? Seriously?
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post #19 of 126
10/6/10 at 10:45pm
Spamouage by Hormel x Amouage

Rehab by Amy Winehouse x ELDO

Smells Like Children by Marylin Manson
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post #20 of 126
10/6/10 at 10:49pm
Bulgari - MAN2
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post #21 of 126
10/6/10 at 10:57pm
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Originally Posted by colormechris View Post

And seriously...there's a Tilda Swinton scent? Really? Seriously?

Seriously. (But it's not called Eau de Tilda Swinton, if that makes a difference.)
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post #22 of 126
10/6/10 at 11:17pm
Howard Stern's Private Parts

Springer, by Jerry Springer (makes the wearer dance because he's not the daddy)

Bon Jovi's Mullet Cologne
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post #23 of 126
10/6/10 at 11:22pm
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Originally Posted by sugandaraja View Post

spamouage by hormel x amouage

rehab by amy winehouse x eldo

smells like children by marylin manson

*lol* rofl !

Nuit de Plastic Wrap by Serge Lutens
Booze by Lindsay Lohan
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post #24 of 126
10/7/10 at 12:00am
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Originally Posted by colormechris View Post

Cuchi-Cuchi by Charo

And seriously...there's a Tilda Swinton scent? Really? Seriously?

Indeed. And it's really quite good, actually.
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post #25 of 126
10/7/10 at 12:19am
Also, the "Driving under influence" flanker of "Booze" by Ms. Lohan
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post #26 of 126
10/7/10 at 4:15am
3rd Reich - Parfums d´Empire
Kenzo Jungle l´Hipoppotamus
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post #27 of 126
10/7/10 at 4:29am
I'm laughing too hard to come up with any! These are brilliant!
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post #28 of 126
10/7/10 at 4:57am
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Originally Posted by Mimi Gardenia View Post

Seriously these and some others above like Eau d'Arse by ELdO made me snort out loud ! *LOL*

How about Climax by Cumming.

I could swear I had that frag when I was in my twenties. Oh wait...my bad....every frag did that to me back then......

I am now waiting for Viagra to release a chypre so I can experience deja vu.

On a serious note, the world should never have to smell 82 Pour Homme by Fashion Two Twenty. It was blended in Hades.
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post #29 of 126
10/7/10 at 5:21am
Hoping the world will never see but it really happend : Not a Perfume Juliet has a Gun
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post #30 of 126
10/7/10 at 5:29am
Marc Jacobs Wang (Bang flanker). Though, if fellow designer Alexander Wang gets their first, Jacobs might have to go with Bangity Bang.
Bulgari Pink
Jimmy Choo Verruca
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post #31 of 126
10/7/10 at 5:33am
Joop! - Poop! de Nuit Légère
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post #32 of 126
10/7/10 at 5:33am
Brokeback mountain water by George Michael
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post #33 of 126
10/7/10 at 5:44am
Bust La Nuit- YSL
Vera's Wang
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post #34 of 126
10/7/10 at 6:10am
Hillbilly Heaven by Dolly Parton and Bill Clinton.
Top notes: Cornbread, collard greens extrait (CO2), corn silk
Middle notes: Pinto Beans, smoked ham smoke, aged bed linens (macerated for 3 months in the tub)
Bottom note: l'Air du Outhouse, mossetone (a green component of filtered l'Air), dingleberries, toilet paper absolute
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post #35 of 126
10/7/10 at 6:17am
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Originally Posted by A. Homme View Post

Blew de Chanel

Already exists....
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post #36 of 126
10/7/10 at 7:01am
Mitsouko Sport Extrême
Culotte de Madame, a flanker to Mouchoir de Monsieur
Virilité du Bois by Serge Lutens
Lime, coriander and banana by Jo Malone
Aqua di Parma Ham
Roger & Gallet Ultra Vieille
Hermès Un Jardin im Ruhrgebiet
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post #37 of 126
10/7/10 at 7:17am
Eau d'Arse Parfum Solid Concentree, The Best of Chevrolet by Tom Ford, Swan Song 9371 by Elton John

Invasion of the the Barbers by MDCI/Penhaligon's, High by Loewe, Jicky's Hicky by Guerlain. Chassagne, love the im Ruhrgebiet! It would be rather like UnderWater by Davidoff.
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post #38 of 126
10/7/10 at 8:07am
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Broad White Shoulders

Second Cumming
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post #39 of 126
10/7/10 at 8:12am
Nothing by Escentric Molecules
Safe Water By IFRA X Guerlain
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post #40 of 126
10/7/10 at 10:43am
Fart by Demeter
1.000.000.000.000.000$ and some b**ches by Paco Rabanne
Series 83 Soup : Carrot and Celery by CdG
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post #41 of 126
10/7/10 at 10:46am
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Originally Posted by scentational View Post

fart by demeter
1.000.000.000.000.000$ and some b**ches by paco rabanne
series 83 soup : Carrot and celery by cdg

*roflmao*
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post #42 of 126
10/7/10 at 1:00pm
Rochas Monobrow - a flanker to Moustache
A mens version of Belle en Rykiel - Bell-end Rykiel
Womanity Pour Homme by Thierry Mugler.
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post #43 of 126
10/7/10 at 1:14pm
Zippo, by, oh wait... http://www.basenotes.net/threads/261...fragrance-LMAO!
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post #44 of 126
10/7/10 at 1:28pm
Ferrari Rainbow
Chanel 69
Givenchy Epsilon, Neper
Dry River Water by Creed
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post #45 of 126
10/7/10 at 1:56pm
Eau de Facebook by Mark Zuckerberg
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post #46 of 126
10/7/10 at 2:10pm
Mr.Bean Pour Homme (Any idea for designing the bottle?)
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post #47 of 126
10/7/10 at 2:12pm
A*Men Pure Steroids by Thierry Mugler
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post #48 of 126
10/7/10 at 2:12pm
Amouage Bronze
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post #49 of 126
10/7/10 at 2:16pm
Thread Starter 
Lukewarm Water by Davidoff

Insense Ultramarine Beach Drainage Culvert

Nip Slip by Tara Reid

Pantalon du Grandmere by Prince Matchabelli

Christina Ricci by Nina Ricci (actually, would like to smell that!)

L'MAO by Joan Rivers

Unbathed by John Galianos

Paris Hilton by Perez Hilton

Creme Pi by Givenchy
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post #50 of 126
10/7/10 at 2:35pm
Dum Blond by Paris Hilton in conjunction with SL
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post #51 of 126
10/7/10 at 2:42pm
Bleu de Chanel (2010). Shame on you Chanel!
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post #52 of 126
10/7/10 at 2:44pm
Wii Pour Un Homme by Nintendo

Silver Refinery Water by Creed

Bond No. 9 Jersey Shore

Youth Don't by Estee Lauder

Ho Hang Club: Bordello Edition by Balenciaga

Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

Codeine by YSL ( Well, at least it would make more sense than the current Opium flanker! )

Driving Miss Daisy by Hummer
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post #53 of 126
10/7/10 at 2:50pm
YSL -River Douche
Serge Lutens -Musc Chaka Khan
Demeter - Dirty Diapers
Thierry Mugler - Pure C*Men
Bond No. 9 - Subway Station
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post #54 of 126
10/7/10 at 3:36pm
Balls de Versailles by Jean Desprez
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post #55 of 126
10/7/10 at 4:03pm
My daughter's contribution:

L'Artisan Jour de Fat-- to wear when you're feeling fat?
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post #56 of 126
10/7/10 at 4:08pm
30 Roses- that's a good one. I have many Jours de Fat so I could use some of that juice ! *LOL*

Horse by Ralph Lauren
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post #57 of 126
10/7/10 at 5:18pm
Andy Tauer: L'Air du Desert Camel Marocain
Histoires de Parfums: 1907 Ayn Rand
Elizabeth Taylor: White Monty
By Killian: Prelude to Glove
Bond No. 9: Hudson River
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post #58 of 126
10/7/10 at 5:31pm
Brangelina
Mariah Carrey's Lollipop Bling series
Dog Poop
James Earl Jones's Sweat
Cyanide
Demeter Crayon
Tom Cruise Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Dead Celebrities Series Collection: Adolf Hitler Jeffery Dahmer Ted Bundy John Wayne Gacy Saddam Hussein
Former President George W Bush
Lindsay Lohan
Fart
Bea Arthur's Corpse
Gilbert Gottfried Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My Super Sweet Sixteen Party Series
Mel Gibson's Anti Semitic Rampage
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post #59 of 126
10/7/10 at 5:33pm
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Originally Posted by buzzley View Post

Andy Tauer: L'Air du Desert Camel Marocain
By Killian: Prelude to Glove

Oh gosh...you had me cackling like a witch !
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post #60 of 126
10/7/10 at 9:20pm
Snake's Poison by Dior.
Poison itself is funny imo.
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