Oh great! A designer version of Secretions Magnifique!
O/k, Your alias >fountain< gives some food for thought too ... you mind it? Try this instead of infamous secretions:
http://www.vulva-original.com/gb/
Maybe this comes close by default, just in case:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SHFQ5V3kZE
and, as toned down to a "designer"
http://www.punmiris.com/images/secundar/o.11250.jpg
Fragrance bears an overload of erotism. It began with Guerlains hilarious campaignes using love stories: Jicky/Mitsouko/Shalimar. Especially ELDO makes that a subject to irony. O/k, I forgot about CREED. As non sexy as can be. The pious alternative to birth control ;-)