Bulgari Black.
Burning rubber and vanilla. Like a used condom shot across the room, which lands on a lit vanilla incense candle.
bleh.
Runners-up:
Bora Bora Man Claiborne
OP Juice
Quorum (I want to like this one, but so far, no luck on my skin)
I initially disliked Grey Flannel intensely, but it's growing on me a bit. The good in it does offset some of the powdery 'old man' impression I get from it. I'll reserve judgement on it for a while.