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Best fragrance for Lazy, boring, dutiful sex?

post #1 of 49
9/14/11 at 1:28pm
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You know... when the hand wanders over, you're knackered from your lousy job, 2.5 kids and a colossal mortgage, you wanna go to sleep but you start doing it anyway, in the dark, and then it's your turn to sleep on the wet patch and you wonder how a night in Paris turned into a trip to IKEA.

What's the best fragrance?
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post #2 of 49
9/14/11 at 1:31pm
Doesn't matter.
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post #3 of 49
9/14/11 at 1:32pm
Lmao. I'm not quite sure a frag will help, but I recommend wearing the absolute best you have EVERYTIME you get busy.
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post #4 of 49
9/14/11 at 1:35pm
One Man Show.
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post #5 of 49
9/14/11 at 1:41pm
.....You got to be kidding..lol.... "just hold that position love I'm just going to get a fragrance to wear".... Go with Koublai Khan and spice things up. You got two much time on your hands if thats all you got to worry about.lol
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post #6 of 49
9/14/11 at 1:44pm
Any fragrance, or better yet, total absence of fragrance
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post #7 of 49
9/14/11 at 1:44pm
I remember the first time I had sex.... I was so frightened and scared and alone .....

Moss Breches
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post #8 of 49
9/14/11 at 1:48pm
Bleu de Chanel
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post #9 of 49
9/14/11 at 2:23pm
Sounds like you have been condemned to purgatory for eternity
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post #10 of 49
9/14/11 at 2:27pm
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Originally Posted by Rüssel View Post

One Man Show.

One Man Show burns, get some unscented hand lotion or something silicone based
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post #11 of 49
9/14/11 at 2:29pm
Dutch oven.
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post #12 of 49
9/14/11 at 2:46pm
Chanel nr. 5
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post #13 of 49
9/14/11 at 3:17pm
LOL! This calls for a boring scent found in the grocery store.
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post #14 of 49
9/14/11 at 3:25pm
2.5 kids??
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post #15 of 49
9/14/11 at 3:33pm
CK One?
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post #16 of 49
9/14/11 at 3:52pm
Lonestar Memories
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post #17 of 49
9/14/11 at 3:55pm
Spoombung- telling it as it is !

Oh you guys- this is such a funny thread.Can't really recommend a scent for this but I really did enjoy reading all the posts !
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post #18 of 49
9/14/11 at 4:00pm
Love it! Can't wait for the "Best fragrance for bog standard sex?" thread...
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post #19 of 49
9/14/11 at 4:23pm
Again, I have to mention Vulva - it might just change everything! (if you believe the website). Maybe watch the advertisement together and really bond ......

http://www.vulva-original.com/home-en.htm
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post #20 of 49
9/14/11 at 4:32pm
ew...
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post #21 of 49
9/14/11 at 5:03pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoombung View Post

You know... when the hand wanders over, you're knackered from your lousy job, 2.5 kids and a colossal mortgage, you wanna go to sleep but you start doing it anyway, in the dark, and then it's your turn to sleep on the wet patch and you wonder how a night in Paris turned into a trip to IKEA.

What's the best fragrance?

Pretty awesome response to the "Best fragrance for raunchy sex" thread that was resurrected today. This title alone is hilarious.
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post #22 of 49
9/14/11 at 5:14pm
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Originally Posted by Livingdead View Post

2.5 kids??

I'm guessing the other one is a toddler !!!!...Well, If you are beat up after such a long day, probably something really strong to smack you in the face so you can perform ;-)!!!
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post #23 of 49
9/14/11 at 5:16pm
Patron silver layered with corona
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post #24 of 49
9/14/11 at 5:55pm
Try Sex Appeal for Men and hope it's better for her than you...
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post #25 of 49
9/14/11 at 6:48pm
Musc Ravageur; it won't be boring, dutiful sex anymore
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post #26 of 49
9/14/11 at 7:19pm
Rien (nothing) by ELdO. LOL
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post #27 of 49
9/14/11 at 7:22pm
The cologne that your girlfriend's super hot friend is wearing. . .
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post #28 of 49
9/14/11 at 7:23pm
How about Boss Bottled Night? It is to fragrance what new clothes were to the emperor.
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post #29 of 49
9/14/11 at 8:28pm
Pure Malt...oh, wait. It's not available.

Never mind then.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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post #30 of 49
9/14/11 at 8:32pm
8 sprays of A*Men!
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post #31 of 49
9/14/11 at 8:44pm
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Originally Posted by jamwires View Post

8 sprays of A*Men!

Brilliant! Incapacitate her so you can get some sleep.
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post #32 of 49
9/14/11 at 9:23pm
Lay on your back and let her do all the work
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post #33 of 49
9/14/11 at 9:24pm
http://www.basenotes.net/threads/186...ucing+headache
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post #34 of 49
9/14/11 at 9:39pm
Secretions Magnifique
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post #35 of 49
9/14/11 at 11:36pm
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Originally Posted by hedonist222 View Post

Lay on your back and let her do all the work

While smelling your Vulva sprayed hand mmmmmmmmmm.
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post #36 of 49
9/15/11 at 12:12am
Aqua Vulva, ops sorry, I meant Aqua Velva.
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post #37 of 49
9/15/11 at 7:21pm
Hmm...Poppy (Coach)?
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post #38 of 49
12/6/12 at 9:48am
Pewdenda EDP
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post #39 of 49
12/6/12 at 10:48am
Takes care of the late night urge. Anyone remember the Seinfeld skit where George brought food into the bedroom? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhXU7YXZPYo Classic.

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post #40 of 49
12/6/12 at 2:23pm
Has to be Bang if quick and meaningless is the theme.
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post #41 of 49
12/6/12 at 2:27pm
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Originally Posted by Rüssel View Post

One Man Show.

+1... even though I like the stuff. It is sort of a cold, unsmiling frag.
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post #42 of 49
12/6/12 at 2:33pm
Prada Amber Pour Homme Intense.
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post #43 of 49
12/6/12 at 6:39pm
Jose Quervo Gold ?
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post #44 of 49
12/6/12 at 8:37pm
Pretty much anything from Axe... Mediocrity at it's best. Nothing else says "I've just given up" like Axe.
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post #45 of 49
12/6/12 at 9:48pm
Green Irish Tweed,to enhance the formality of the situation.
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post #46 of 49
12/6/12 at 10:34pm
Joop if you don't want an encore!
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post #47 of 49
12/6/12 at 10:56pm
Hilarious thread - forget the fragrance if you've reached this point and invest in a stripper pole in the bedroom and platform shoes. Time to relight the spark...

Cheers.

ericrico
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post #48 of 49
12/7/12 at 1:59am
Great thread, great post by OP to kick it off, and too many hilarious posts to quote/+1. Hopefully this bump intrigued others to read
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post #49 of 49
12/7/12 at 3:38am
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Originally Posted by Spoombung View Post

You know... when the hand wanders over, you're knackered from your lousy job, 2.5 kids and a colossal mortgage, you wanna go to sleep but you start doing it anyway, in the dark, and then it's your turn to sleep on the wet patch and you wonder how a night in Paris turned into a trip to IKEA.

Indie perfumers at Imaginary Authors or ELdO should get hold of this copy as a brief for their next fragrance... Hilarious thread, Spoombung!
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