Oh Jesus, is that how I die? EROLFA?
Mind you I would probably survive, I can hold my breath longer than Erolfa lasts.
Anyway, I would give up my search and go after the Holy Grail, which I suggest is easier to find than any real history of Creed.
My prediction: Creed will raise their prices again, knock out some more inconsistent mediocre muck with improbable histories and Puddlemonkey will suffer RSI caused by excessive Creed-induced onanism.