dear god, just buy some decent cologne already...
A 100 mL bottle of Nautica Voyage, a fantastic aquatic can be had for $20, like Gourmands instead? (like Axe Dark Temptation) Animale Animale can be had for 20-25 a bottle! Either will last you much longer than constantly buying a bottle of Axe and unlike Axe, neither have a dry down smelling of propellents and rotting hairspray. This wonderful forum provides many posts on "Cheap but quality" fragrances" if you do a search you'll find several.
If you're young or poor, just save your money, a decent EDT will save you money in the long run and you'll smell of quality juice. Everyone knows you're wearing
Axe, and yes, those of us who don't do make fun of you. For those of us who've spent time working or studying in a college or university, we've constantly dealt with your fragrance assault, you, in short, are the reason we now have "fragrance policies."
We have a "fragrance policy" at work, but when I'm wearing Dirty English, Cool Water, Platinum Egoiste, Voyage or La Nuit de L'Homme I'm not getting any complaints. A stupid prat who was wearing Axe, on the other hand, did get a disciplinary letter.
Stop supporting this absolute atrocity hoisted on us like a bloody plague by Unilever. Unlike the commercials, women don't think you smell nice, sexy or stylish, they think you're a pimply club kid carrying an STD....
Thanks for Listening,
Love,
MdS
A 100 mL bottle of Nautica Voyage, a fantastic aquatic can be had for $20, like Gourmands instead? (like Axe Dark Temptation) Animale Animale can be had for 20-25 a bottle! Either will last you much longer than constantly buying a bottle of Axe and unlike Axe, neither have a dry down smelling of propellents and rotting hairspray. This wonderful forum provides many posts on "Cheap but quality" fragrances" if you do a search you'll find several.
If you're young or poor, just save your money, a decent EDT will save you money in the long run and you'll smell of quality juice. Everyone knows you're wearing
Axe, and yes, those of us who don't do make fun of you. For those of us who've spent time working or studying in a college or university, we've constantly dealt with your fragrance assault, you, in short, are the reason we now have "fragrance policies."
We have a "fragrance policy" at work, but when I'm wearing Dirty English, Cool Water, Platinum Egoiste, Voyage or La Nuit de L'Homme I'm not getting any complaints. A stupid prat who was wearing Axe, on the other hand, did get a disciplinary letter.
Stop supporting this absolute atrocity hoisted on us like a bloody plague by Unilever. Unlike the commercials, women don't think you smell nice, sexy or stylish, they think you're a pimply club kid carrying an STD....
Thanks for Listening,
Love,
MdS
