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post #61 of 85
5/31/12 at 6:10pm
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I like how speculative alien lifeforms are very concerned with what's in people's butts.

LOL

I wasn't exactly thinking of the "higher forms", but now that you mention their rumored penchant for colonoscopy......

Monsters indeed!
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post #62 of 85
5/31/12 at 7:35pm
I love how people are quick to bash on 1 Million any chance they get. If wearing it makes me a zombie, then I'm glad to know zombies smell great.

I would rather knock a fragrance for its stench rather than the fact that a lot of people wear it because it smells good. No, I don't always want to smell like everyone else but at least 1 Million isn't foul.
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post #63 of 85
5/31/12 at 7:39pm
You guys know that these sorts of things happen all the time but know one reports on it. People smoke PCP and take off their clothes and go crazy all the time. Police shoot people almost every day for all sorts of reasons and usually no one cares.
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post #64 of 85
5/31/12 at 7:48pm
This

http://houston.culturemap.com/newsde...ogne-industry/
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post #65 of 85
5/31/12 at 8:26pm
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Originally Posted by heperd View Post

You guys know that these sorts of things happen all the time but know one reports on it. People smoke PCP and take off their clothes and go crazy all the time. Police shoot people almost every day for all sorts of reasons and usually no one cares.

It's too bad people don't report on it. The public deserves to know about the impending zombie apocalypse!
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post #66 of 85
5/31/12 at 8:41pm
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Originally Posted by Robinoso View Post

This

http://houston.culturemap.com/newsde...ogne-industry/

There's a Bruce Willis cologne? Crap! Every fragrance is a feminine next to that!

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Originally Posted by Al Gae View Post

It's too bad people don't report on it. The public deserves to know about the impending zombie apocalypse!

All Drudge is talking about today is cannibals. Much easier to kill than zombies! It's clearly a media conspiracy to hide the zombie apocalypse!
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post #67 of 85
5/31/12 at 10:34pm
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post #68 of 85
5/31/12 at 10:35pm
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post #69 of 85
6/1/12 at 8:06am
Looks like we have another "zombie" case... Maryland man kills housemate, eats heart and part of brain.

http://www.timesunion.com/news/artic...rt-3601744.php
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post #70 of 85
6/1/12 at 8:27am
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Originally Posted by heperd View Post

You guys know that these sorts of things happen all the time but know one reports on it. People smoke PCP and take off their clothes and go crazy all the time. Police shoot people almost every day for all sorts of reasons and usually no one cares.

Aren't people usually doing this in their homes? And, you know, usually without eating each other?

You can't tell me this isn't going to be the Zombie Summer.

* Monday: A Florida man will not stop eating another man even when commanded to do so at gunpoint

* Tuesday: A New Jersey man cut himself open and threw his intestines at the cops (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/30...bbing-himself/)

* Wednesday: A Baltimore college student ate the brain of his roommate (http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/n...exander-kinyua)
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post #71 of 85
6/1/12 at 9:05am
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...in-London.html

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"I will however, send you a copy of the new video I'm going to be making. You see, killing is different than smoking... with smoking you can actually quit. Once you kill, and taste blood, it's impossible to stop."
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post #72 of 85
6/1/12 at 9:24am
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Originally Posted by Kagey View Post

Axe.

Everybody knows that with zombies, you have to go for the head.

As in, "Careful with that axe, Eugene."

Nice Floydian reference there Kagey.

I would have to go with Brut...that'll teach 'em
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post #73 of 85
6/1/12 at 9:31am
During the Zombie Apocalypse I want to hang out with Juliette, because Juliette has a Gun.
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post #74 of 85
6/1/12 at 10:16am
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Originally Posted by mrcologneguy View Post

One Million. For zombies who will buy anything that's set in front of them.

This!
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post #75 of 85
6/1/12 at 10:54am
They're at it again. This time, it is in Maryland ↓↓↓.

Maryland man admits to eating parts of victim http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/3...ts-eating.html

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post #76 of 85
6/1/12 at 11:05am
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post #77 of 85
6/1/12 at 11:25am
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LOL

Nice
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post #78 of 85
6/1/12 at 4:53pm
Here is another. I cant believe all this. However I have my shooting pass ready to go.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...lls-heart.html
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post #79 of 85
6/29/12 at 2:56am
And another one bites the... uh, yeah: http://kotaku.com/5922276/face+eater-attack-in-china

Also:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1632253.html
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post #80 of 85
6/29/12 at 12:40pm
I will not go gentle into that good night. May as well wear something that lasts on me.

M7
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post #81 of 85
6/29/12 at 1:09pm
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I think I'd want Carnal Flower. Because it's both appropriate and almost humorously ironic.
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post #82 of 85
6/29/12 at 1:19pm
Hahah. This thread is hilarious.

I'll wear 30 sprays of Ungaro 3, everything made by Axe.

They won't come near me.
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post #83 of 85
10/24/12 at 2:41pm
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Originally Posted by Kagey View Post

Axe.

Everybody knows that with zombies, you have to go for the head.

As in, "Careful with that axe, Eugene."

Ah, your mum told you about that?
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post #84 of 85
12/28/12 at 6:12pm
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Originally Posted by redneck perfumisto View Post

there's a bruce willis cologne? Crap! Every fragrance is a feminine next to that!

Can you say that from experience, RP?
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post #85 of 85
12/29/12 at 6:19am
Gotta bring out the big guns. Take this, you dirty zombies:



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Originally Posted by UKisGR8 View Post

I love how people are quick to bash on 1 Million any chance they get. If wearing it makes me a zombie, then I'm glad to know zombies smell great. .

+1, bro. There's not a damn thing wrong with 1 Million, except to insecure frag snobs.
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