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post #1621 of 3206
Would you contact the FBI to protect you and set up a sting to arrest them before the 48hr time limit is up?
post #1622 of 3206
Wouldn't that depend upon whether the FBI could offer better protection than the "protection" the Mafia could offer?
post #1623 of 3206
Where do you think the FBI would conceal me?
post #1624 of 3206
If Little Italy in New York was the place the FBI placed you for protection would you go?
post #1625 of 3206
Would I have free access to Ferrara's Bakery & Cafe?
post #1626 of 3206
If it was owned by the Mafia would you risk a free lunch?
post #1627 of 3206
Would it help to know the local Sicilian dialect?
post #1628 of 3206
Would that not make you stand out when you should be hiding from them?
post #1629 of 3206
Wouldn't that help endear me to them and increase my chances of survival?
post #1630 of 3206
Would the fact that you snitched on them to the FBI make you enemy number one no matter what dialect your language is?
post #1631 of 3206
In any event, wouldn't we soon see a headline: Man found dead with a canary stuffed in his mouth?
post #1632 of 3206
Wouldn't you rather find a horse's head in your bed?
post #1633 of 3206
Wouldn't that alarm the ASPCA?
post #1634 of 3206
Could it be considered a pet peeve?
post #1635 of 3206
Do noisy eaters qualify as a pet peeve of yours?
post #1636 of 3206
What should we do about them?
post #1637 of 3206
Does anyone have a muzzle?
post #1638 of 3206
Do they make muzzles that size?
post #1639 of 3206
With a muzzle, will they still be able to chomp with their mouths open?
post #1640 of 3206
Could we ask Hannibal Lecter?
post #1641 of 3206
Would Hannibal go to far and eat them when we ask him for instruction.lol?
post #1642 of 3206
If so, would the remaining inquisitors be forced to eat crow?
post #1643 of 3206
Does Crow taste like chicken?
post #1644 of 3206
Were they Perdue raised chickens?
post #1645 of 3206
Have you ever had roasted Perdue chicken with fava beans and a nice chianti?
post #1646 of 3206
Would there need to be a special occasion for this feast?
post #1647 of 3206
If Hannibal Lecter was coming to dinner would you add anything to the meal?
post #1648 of 3206
Would black pudding suffice?
post #1649 of 3206
Should we invite Black Pudding Bertha for entertainment?


post #1650 of 3206
Do we have enough space?
post #1651 of 3206
Will a dirigible hangar accommodate everyone?

post #1652 of 3206
Is the structure secure?
post #1653 of 3206
Is it secure enough to withstand explosives?
post #1654 of 3206
Oh my, will this give new meaning to a bang-up job?
post #1655 of 3206
Do we need to call in a demolition expert?
post #1656 of 3206
Would Sylvester Stallone the "Demolition Man" be the guy we need?
post #1657 of 3206
Can we have Rizzle Kicks playing in the background?


post #1658 of 3206
Wouldn't unnecessary outside interference complicate matters?
post #1659 of 3206
It would, if Hugh Hefner retired and wanted you to take over the playboy mansion and his business, would you?
post #1660 of 3206
Who would then care for my abode?
post #1661 of 3206
Couldn't the Playboy Bunnies be given that task on a rotating basis?
post #1662 of 3206
Who would have to foot the bill for their expenses?
post #1663 of 3206
Could it not be taken from the business as expenses?
post #1664 of 3206
Could we count on wealthy benefactor?
post #1665 of 3206
Didn't Hef say he'd pay for it?
post #1666 of 3206
What if he croaks before?
post #1667 of 3206
What will the Playboy Bunnies wear to his wake?
post #1668 of 3206
Will they wear the bunny costumes?
post #1669 of 3206
Will we have to compromise a bit?

post #1670 of 3206
How do you suggest we compromise?
post #1671 of 3206
Do we have to compromise?
G
post #1672 of 3206
Do you have another alternative?
post #1673 of 3206
Would Hugh Heftner mind, would it not be a fitting tribute to the old man?
post #1674 of 3206
Most certainly, do you think the fluffy tail is a bit over-the-top for the occasion?
post #1675 of 3206
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post #1676 of 3206
Would a break from tradition be in order or should we ban the bunny outfits and have them all in black?
post #1677 of 3206
Wouldn't that set a somber mood?
post #1678 of 3206
Would Somber Samba playing in the background be enchanting?


post #1679 of 3206
Wouldn't it depend on which Samba School is dancing to it?
post #1680 of 3206
Should we choose the conga instead so everyone can join in?
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