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post #1 of 71
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just for fun, as the title says, name perfumes with original/cool and strange names that you know of, also, if you've tried them, give your impressions/review and a list of notes (which can be weird as well, as some of the ultra niche releases are).

i forgot to post mine:
l'artisan parfumeur passage d'enfer ("the gates of hell" or 'passage through hell", it's debatable)
jar's ferme tes yeux (alfarom's today's choice of wear), which brought up the idea of this thread.
post #2 of 71
Fille en Aiguilles
Cumming
post #3 of 71
Most of the Gorillas:-

The Smell of weather turning
Ladyboy
Breath of God
Lust
Rose Jam
Silky underwear
Snowshowers
The hairdressers husband
The smell of freedom
post #4 of 71
Danny, for scents with original/cool/strange names I second the ones you mentioned in the SOTD thread: Ferme Tes Yeux and Passage d'Enfer.

Adding

Dzing!
Jungle L'Elephant
Bandit
Kokorico
post #5 of 71
Pilar & Lucy are hard to beat;

Tiptoeing Through Chambers of the Moon; a rather gorgeous tuberose, amber & headshop incense.
To Twirl All Girly; supposed to be gardenia, but on me it's melon sprinkled with sugar.
The Exact Friction of Stars; a Bounty bar that's past it's sell-by date.
post #6 of 71
Muscs Koublai Khan.
post #7 of 71
Most of Smell Bent have weird names, just to name a few:

Brussels Sprouted
Chastity Begins @ Home
Disagreeable Object
Horney Little Devil
Lumberjack Werewolf
Hungry Hungry Hippies
Franken Smellie
Exquisite Corpse
Lobster Cellphone
Fuzzy Teacup
The Spray Tan Incident
post #8 of 71
Chergui... Weird word, weird but lovely smell
post #9 of 71
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Chergui... Weird word, weird but lovely smell

Isn't a great word Alityke? The Chergui is the name of a desert wind from Morocco.

Arso by Profumum is a cracker isn't it.
post #10 of 71
I have always wanted to smell an Arabian perfume called Chastity - was it really designed to enforce the behavior (Sec Mag will do nicely too, in case)? I didn't know about Chastity begins at home mentioned by beachgirl- should be an interesting variant!

Arso, of course, doesn't mean what it sounds in English, it means burnt in Italian (eg as english arson). But I wonder whether they did have something in mind too... But likely not. The smell is indeed incensy resiny.

cacio
post #11 of 71
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Fille en Aiguilles
Cumming

2nd cumming is even better, no?? i thought he couldnt' top off his 1st but he did. brings a huge grin to my face every time i read about it.
post #12 of 71
After my experience with Dzing! I second that. Smells like piles of hippopotamus pooh
post #13 of 71
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Most of Smell Bent have weird names, just to name a few:

Brussels Sprouted
Chastity Begins @ Home
Disagreeable Object
Horney Little Devil
Lumberjack Werewolf
Hungry Hungry Hippies
Franken Smellie
Exquisite Corpse
Lobster Cellphone
Fuzzy Teacup
The Spray Tan Incident

wow!! very VERY hard to beat! amazingly weird & wonderful names. i wonder if the smell lives up to the billing.
post #14 of 71
Burqa by SoOud. It might smell perfectly nice, but the imagery the name brings up...well I don't like it.

On a lighter note: Fils de Dieu, du Riz et des Agrumes by Etat Libre d’Orange: Son of God, rice and citrus. A whimsical name for a citrusy-foody scent.
post #15 of 71
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Arso, of course, doesn't mean what it sounds in English, it means burnt in Italian (eg as english arson). But I wonder whether they did have something in mind too... But likely not. The smell is indeed incensy resiny.

cacio

Aah! Very cool actually!!
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post #17 of 71
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After my experience with Dzing! I second that. Smells like piles of hippopotamus pooh

dzing is a very interesting name. because of the exclamation mark, it should be (probably) interpreted as onomatopoeic and it would be maybe the sound of the phone ringing but then again, in tintin's graphic books is translated as:
""Page 17, Manolo breaks the windowpane. The result : "Dzing" in French, "Zzing" in English and "Cling" in Spanish.""
a quick googling also brings up that 'dzing' is a boma language of the bantu languages spoken in the niger/congo area and also a minority of the democratic republic of congo of about 200000 people, mostly christians, which go by the name of dzing or ding.
how did l'artisan parfumeur come up with the name, what was their inspiration and did they want it to mean anything? just musings..
post #18 of 71
+1 Arso - *LOL* Me and my toilet humor.

Cartier L'heure IV Fougueuse .
Absolutely odd and absolutely beautiful in a cool ,strange and original way .
Thanks to a lovely Basenoter ! Great experience.
post #19 of 71
Etat Libre d'Orange gave the weirdest names to some of its fragrances:

-Charogne (corpse or dead animal in putrefaction)
Great, if someone asks you what your perfume is, you answer that you smell like "charogne", very romantic.

-Fat electrician

-Secrétions magnifiques

-Putain des palaces (palace whore)
post #20 of 71
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Originally Posted by Beach Girl View Post

Most of Smell Bent have weird names, just to name a few:

Brussels Sprouted
Chastity Begins @ Home
Disagreeable Object
Horney Little Devil
Lumberjack Werewolf
Hungry Hungry Hippies
Franken Smellie
Exquisite Corpse
Lobster Cellphone
Fuzzy Teacup
The Spray Tan Incident


I actually own a bunch of these

Assolo by Calè (which means "solo") may sound funny in english...
post #21 of 71
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Etat Libre d'Orange gave the weirdest names to some of its fragrances:

-Charogne (corpse or dead animal in putrefaction)
Great, if someone asks you what your perfume is, you answer that you smell like "charogne", very romantic.

-Fat electrician

-Secrétions magnifiques

-Putain des palaces (palace whore)

how COULD I FORGET about etat libre d'orange choice of names???!! i SHOULD HAVE started with them (apart from the aforementioned): tom of finland, noel au balcon, delicious closet queen, vrai blonde, vierges et torreros, antiheros, eloge du traitre, and my favourite don't get me wrong baby (i don't swallow)
post #22 of 71
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don't get me wrong baby (i don't swallow)

the funny part is that the fragrance is one of the safest in their whole range...(this is subtle)
post #23 of 71
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2nd cumming is even better, no?? i thought he couldnt' top off his 1st but he did. brings a huge grin to my face every time i read about it.

Ain't it though? His dimples and the twinkle in his eye complete the cheekiness of it all. Whatever will he name a third fragrance?

You noted, in SotD, that Fermes tes Yeux (close your eyes) is a neat name. Reminds me of the name of one of my and husband's all-time favorites: Attache-Moi (tie me up).
post #24 of 71
Hmmm... Fermes tes Yeux, Attaché-Moi, Don't Get Me Wrong Baby, I Don't Swallow. Have we wandered into 50 Shades of Grey territory here.

Now what would Christian Grey wear? Gotta be Eau Sauvage

Sorry for the tangential hijack Danny, mea culpe
post #25 of 71
When it comes to names that get lost in translation, you can't forget Cuirasse!

post #26 of 71
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… Sorry for the tangential hijack Danny, mea culpe

Did you know that Mea Culpa was a fragrance name, too? It was a Rosine scent. Never tried it, but I read that it was tuberose thing.

Cuirasse? Merciful Zeus!!!
post #27 of 71
Opium, Kokorico, Secretions Magnifiques, Fat Eletrician.
post #28 of 71
ZOMG smells has the best perfume names IMO, the one that actually smells pretty good to me is:

Wrestling Tigers while Calling Your Mum on the Phone Long Distance.

Candied Head isn't bad either, LOL. "for days when choosing between smelling like a head shop or smelling like a sweet shop is simply impossible" It smells kind of like wearing a thrift store.

But the names are fantastic. Giant Robot Birthday Party, Dastardly Banyan, Four Seasons in Mighty Contention, Kudzu Doom...
post #29 of 71
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Hmmm... Fermes tes Yeux, Attaché-Moi, Don't Get Me Wrong Baby, I Don't Swallow. Have we wandered into 50 Shades of Grey territory here.

Now what would Christian Grey wear? Gotta be Eau Sauvage

Sorry for the tangential hijack Danny, mea culpa

hmmmm... alityke, is getting very kinky around here.. (sorry for the correction on mea culpa).

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When it comes to names that get lost in translation, you can't forget Cuirasse!


isn't it a heavily armoured battleship (spanish if i'm not mistaken, i think reinforced with iron) from 17th or 18th century?
why is it special? just asking..

update - ok, have just googled it, it also means 'breastplate' in french, still its meaning is lost on me (please explain like you would explain for the first time what sex means to a 8yrs old boy, lol).

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Did you know that Mea Culpa was a fragrance name, too? It was a Rosine scent. Never tried it, but I read that it was tuberose thing.

Cuirasse? Merciful Zeus!!!

you too??? i don't get it!!...
post #30 of 71
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when it comes to names that get lost in translation, you can't forget cuirasse!


lol!
post #31 of 71
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i don't get it!!...

I wouldn't have gotten it a few years ago. The word for leather never came up in my high school French class. Cuir is pronounced like “queer” en Français.
post #32 of 71
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I wouldn't have gotten it a few years ago. The word for leather name came up in my high school French class. Cuir is pronounced like “queer” en Français.

'cuir' is not pronounced like 'queer'! i get the ass(e) part but definitely NOT the cuir/queer part, the accent is not on the same letter/syllable.
queer - enPR: kwîr, IPA: /kwir/, X-SAMPA: /kwir/
cuir - IPA: /kɥiʁ/
post #33 of 71
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2nd cumming is even better, no?? i thought he couldnt' top off his 1st but he did. brings a huge grin to my face every time i read about it.

Me too! It just can't get any better than that!

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You noted, in SotD, that Fermes tes Yeux (close your eyes) is a neat name. Reminds me of the name of one of my and husband's all-time favorites: Attache-Moi (tie me up).

Yeah? So who are the hot couple then? Tsk Tsk.

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Wrestling Tigers while Calling Your Mum on the Phone Long Distance.

No way!

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Assolo by Calè (which means "solo") may sound funny in english...

Ha Ha! SOTD Assolo!

Priceless!!

These are hilarious.
post #34 of 71
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Candied Head isn't bad either, LOL. "for days when choosing between smelling like a head shop or smelling like a sweet shop is simply impossible" It smells kind of like wearing a thrift store.

LOL, I didn't notice this one...you guys are cracking me up!
post #35 of 71
Oh no! I can't stop......"and today I was privileged to smell Alfarom's Assolo!!" Oh god! I can hardly see out of my eyes I am laughing so hard!! Oh god. I am away to fix my makeup.....
post #36 of 71
I'm no French expert, that's for sure. I checked with imTranslator. Here's a link to an audio representation of the following text:

Chanel Cuir de Russie parfum.
Cuirasse de Jacques d'Auvillers

http://tts.imtranslator.net/LjRi
post #37 of 71
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Oh no! I can't stop......"and today I was privileged to smell Alfarom's Assolo!!" .

Better layered with my own Cuirasse
post #38 of 71
Theorema
post #39 of 71
I haven't tried any of these, but by name alone both want to and fear to...

Not an exceptionally weird name, but the fact that Love's, makers of Baby Soft, also put out a spray called Frenzy speaks to some identity crisis.

"Neotantric?" -- 'Citric Metal Kamasutra,' 'Drops of Me,' and 'Manic Love, Ladies' or 'Manic Love, Gentlemen.'

Buxton's mythical Unfaith, subtitled "MoslBuddJewChristHinDao" by 'Elternhaus' (meaning the 'parental home' auf Deutsch but also has loose connotations of geriatric care units, at the same time expressions like 'coming from a good home' related).

And I think Bogner Wood Man is just a funny name/word and I like to say "Bogner."

"Chunga" by Weil. "VILE CHUNGA"

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post #40 of 71
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Better layered with my own Cuirasse

post #41 of 71
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Better layered with my own Cuirasse

laughing hard out loud, good that i'm by myself in the office at this hour, otherwise i would've gotten a few strange looks if would've been forced to explain why (now that i got the joke, irrespective of the fact that the pronounciation IS NOT THE SAME). going back to the pronounciation (yeah i know, can't drop it, stubborn like that), are we talking about the french pronounciation of the english word queer against the english pronounciation of the french word cuir?? just musings.. for the sake of it, lol.

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I haven't tried any of these, but by name alone both want to and fear to...

Not an exceptionally weird name, but the fact that Love's, makers of Baby Soft, also put out a spray called Frenzy speaks to some identity crisis.

"Neotantric?" -- 'Citric Metal Kamasutra,' 'Drops of Me,' and 'Manic Love, Ladies' or 'Manic Love, Gentlemen.'

Buxton's mythical Unfaith, subtitled "MoslBuddJewChristHinDao" by 'Elternhaus' (meaning the 'parental home' auf Deutsch but also has loose connotations of geriatric care units, at the same time expressions like 'coming from a good home' related).

And I think Bogner Wood Man is just a funny name/word and I like to say "Bogner."

"Chunga" by Weil. "VILE CHUNGA"

good ones. nobody mentioned invasion barbare (did they think it sounds better in french?)
post #42 of 71
Coincidentally I'd worn ferme tes yeux on the day you started this thread.

I nominate it for the strangest perfume I've smelled recently.
post #43 of 71
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Coincidentally I'd worn ferme tes yeux on the day you started this thread.

I nominate it for the strangest perfume I've smelled recently.

please explain ('strangest') the notes and your reaction. alfarom was also wearing this on that day (for me was passage d'enfer).
post #44 of 71
How about strange/ill-fitting packaging/presentation:



Why a frenzied sea turtle? I know they're pretty intense with the mating rituals, but?

Drugstore scents are probably a goldmine for things like this.
post #45 of 71
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guerlain's 'eau du coq' (got it from today's sotd, DR G is wearing it today). need i say more? every time i think of the connotations there is a huge build up of laughter inside me. if only we could ask guerlain to consider changing its name to 'jus du coq' (chuckling at my own puerile attempts of a joke).
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Unfaith

A common mispell I used to do as well. The fragrance is actually called UNIFAITH.

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Chunga

In certain italian regions, Chunga means "bubblegum"...
post #47 of 71
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A common mispell I used to do as well. The fragrance is actually called UNIFAITH.

Oh man, guess atheism shows through with that misreading. I kind of like "Unfaith" better, but UNIFAITH is, in the spirit of this thread, a bit stranger sounding linguistically though makes more sense with the "MoslBudd...."

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originally posted by danny1967 ... 'eau du coq' ...

: copping to the same puerile reaction, every. single. time.

A lot of the celeb-u-scent names don't work well in context with their Cause's image, often to comedic effect, making a not so weird name seem kina wtf:

Jessica Simpson: I Fancy You (she's not British, she's a Texan...who the hell is she 'fancying,' Texans 'fix da/ta...') and her other one called just Fancy reminds me of a Bobbie Gentry song about a woman who makes her fortune as a high class call girl.

Lollipop Bling by Mariah Carey

Wonderstruck by Taylor Swift, more like wonderbread, also makes me think 'thunderf*k' for some reason?

Christina Aguilera Secret Potion and Inspire, not very creative there.

Probably some of the vintage celeb scents had kooky names or plain letdown misfit ones like those above?
post #48 of 71
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eldo's bendelirious. why is ben delirious i wonder? has he taken anything (accidentally on purpose)?

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Oh man, guess atheism shows through with that misreading. I kind of like "Unfaith" better, but UNIFAITH is, in the spirit of this thread, a bit stranger sounding linguistically though makes more sense with the "MoslBudd...."

: copping to the same puerile reaction, every. single. time.

A lot of the celeb-u-scent names don't work well in context with their Cause's image, often to comedic effect, making a not so weird name seem kina wtf:

Jessica Simpson: I Fancy You (she's not British, she's a Texan...who the hell is she 'fancying,' Texans 'fix da/ta...') and her other one called just Fancy reminds me of a Bobbie Gentry song about a woman who makes her fortune as a high class call girl. - LOL - would you get a blank stare from a texan if you proclaim 'i fancy you'?

Lollipop Bling by Mariah Carey

Wonderstruck by Taylor Swift, more like wonderbread, also makes me think 'thunderf*k' for some reason?

same reaction to candied head (mentioned by robin-in-fl), instantaneously made me think they meant candied knob(head). hmmmm.. our minds are wired to automatically get the dirty/kinky/dark & sexual innuendos, imaginary or not.
post #49 of 71
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eldo's bendelirious. why is ben delirious i wonder? has he taken anything (accidentally on purpose)?

Hahaaa, & I'm always a sucker for a fine deployment of 'accidentally on purpose!'

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LOL - would you get a blank stare from a texan if you proclaim 'i fancy you'?

The word "fancy" for admire/want/love isn't really used in the US very widely any more.

We might say "I like you, I have a crush on you" but fancy is more of a word for elegant, dressy, or sophisticated (though mostly a word used by those decidedly lacking in those traits). The label on Fancy Ketchup is a fine example. Granted, anything will get you a blank stare from Jessica Simpson. Fancy Blank Stare would be a fine flanker.

The Jerri Blank character of Strangers With Candy could rep Candied Head and Blank Stare equally well.
post #50 of 71
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sex panther (nuff said).
notes: sandalwood, pine, vetiver, rich mahogany, real bits of panther so you know it's good.
(60% of the time, it works every time).

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& i've just seen the names of the brand spanking (to keep within the theme) new releases from by kilian, all on the naughty side:
good girl gone bad - floral nectar??, jasmine sambac, osmanthus, rose of may??, indian tuberose, narcissus, amber vegetal??, white cedar.
forbiden games - apple, peach, plum, cinnamon bark of laos, bulgarian rose orpur??, geranium bourbon, midnight jasmine (lol, have they harvested the jasmine at midnight?), madagascar vanilla, laotian honey (can they prove the honey is from laos, same for cinnamon i guess), oil of opopanax???? (oooooh, they're using the original spelling, oh my!).
in the city of sin - bergamot of calabria, pink peppercorns and guatemalan cardamom, apricot, caramelized plum, turkish rose absolute, indonesian incense, atlas and virginia cedarwoods, indonesian patchouli.
post #51 of 71
Oh, I forgot my favorite worst name of an Avon perfume - Derek Jeter Driven was successful for them (somehow they managed to pick the one baseball player coated in teflon). So they released a flanker called Driven Black. Or in full, Derek Jeter Driven Black. It smelled nice but I could never get over the name, it made it hard to sell.
post #52 of 71
This thread is so entertaining! Great idea danny1967!

Foustie and Alfarom, you both had me choking on green tea from all the laughter!

anomie et ivoire, my favorite of Jessica Simpson’s fancies is “Fancy Night.” Maybe I’m just horrible, but that name reeks of miserable suburban housewives putting in curlers while vacuuming, getting ready to go out to dinner at a restaurant that is a culinary half step above a Denny’s. It is however, the only of JS’s scents that I have actually smelled, (thanks to a kind BNer here!) and it is actually a shockingly decent patchouli! I am even willing to admit that I kinda liked it… (where are my curlers now?) The frenzied sea turtle makes me sad-- is it a baby turtle in a frenzy trying to escape the hungry sea birds on its first, and very possibly ill-fated, attempt to reach the safety of the sea??? What a truly bizarre name and image for a perfume!

Robin-in-FL: That is a *really* awkward name, especially given that Derek Jeter is biracial…

Has anyone seen “I Heart Unicorns” by A Beautiful Life Perfumes? The copy reads: “Inspired by myth and the power of belief, and an ode to your teenage years - Where barbie dolls and blacklight posters co-existed in your boudoir.”


The company also makes “Mermaid's Kiss” which is supposed to smell of “fresh ocean air, island fruits, lush native flora, and the warmth of your skin in the sun.” Somehow, I think of those wonderful, gentle manatees that drunken (and apparently lusty) sailors reputedly mistook for mermaids. And then I think of fish breath mixed with alcohol and sailor-strength body odor as they meet in a fantasy kiss!
post #53 of 71
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thanks cestrum nocturnum! love your suburban wife analogy, very descriptive (and why am i also thinking/visualising 'i want to break free' by queen??)
got two brand new names from the upcoming releases from eldo:
the afternoon of a faun (the notes of this one actually make me drool)
dangerous complicity
post #54 of 71
cestrum: why do these hyper-clean celeb ladies have to keep cranking out somewhat decent woody musks and floral patchoulis under their names (SJP looking at you!!)? Then I feel like I must try the damned things, then rarely might like them just enough in drydown but hate the cheap top notes... doesn't one of the Fancy line have champagne in it? Speaking of which, when Champagne (c)/(ARR?) was no longer allowed in the names of perfumes YSL's changeover to Yvresse is a slightly strange name.

danny: Now I'm imagining a commercial for Fancy in which Jessica Simpson would reenact that Queen video, including the modern dance pantomimed orgy part. No, bad, stop! "Dangerous Complicity" is instantly attractive/repellant to me--is it supposed to convey codependency?

Some more cool or somewhat strange names:

Bitch by Gosh
Where We Are There Is No Here by CB I Hate Perfume
The Unicorn Spell, Turtle Vetiver Front
(would go great with the Frenzy bottle), and Let Me Play the Lion by LesNez

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Somehow, I think of those wonderful, gentle manatees that drunken (and apparently lusty) sailors reputedly mistook for mermaids. And then I think of fish breath mixed with alcohol and sailor-strength body odor as they meet in a fantasy kiss!

Ahhh <3, hahaha. That's sooo Lisa Frank-tastic, this bad 80s-90s pop Trapper Keeper and pencil case "artist," mostly known for stickers. Her sticker packages all said 'Collect The Best Collect Them All' on it. Maybe CB I Hate Perfume could do one called that...smelling of stickers, pencil shavings, and of course lots of very serious and Hating Perfume stuff. Disturbing.

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I'm starting to think the perfume industry has a turtle and unicorn fixation.
post #55 of 71
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cestrum: why do these hyper-clean celeb ladies have to keep cranking out somewhat decent woody musks and floral patchoulis under their names (SJP looking at you!!)? Then I feel like I must try the damned things, then rarely might like them just enough in drydown but hate the cheap top notes... doesn't one of the Fancy line have champagne in it? Speaking of which, when Champagne (c)/(ARR?) was no longer allowed in the names of perfumes YSL's changeover to Yvresse is a slightly strange name.

danny: Now I'm imagining a commercial for Fancy in which Jessica Simpson would reenact that Queen video, including the modern dance pantomimed orgy part. No, bad, stop! "Dangerous Complicity" is instantly attractive/repellant to me--is it supposed to convey codependency?

Some more cool or somewhat strange names:

Bitch by Gosh
Where We Are There Is No Here by CB I Hate Perfume
The Unicorn Spell, Turtle Vetiver Front
(would go great with the Frenzy bottle), and Let Me Play the Lion by LesNez

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Ahhh <3, hahaha. That's sooo Lisa Frank-tastic, this bad 80s-90s pop Trapper Keeper and pencil case "artist," mostly known for stickers. Her sticker packages all said 'Collect The Best Collect Them All' on it. Maybe CB I Hate Perfume could do one called that...smelling of stickers, pencil shavings, and of course lots of very serious and Hating Perfume stuff. Disturbing.

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I'm starting to think the perfume industry has a turtle and unicorn fixation.

oh god, anomie et ivoire, you're bombarding me a barrage of visuals/imagery, please stop, i'm od-ing.. (am i doing a double synonym? - in that case is on purpose). jessica simpson doing the perfectly synchronised, ultracool janet jackson / justin timberlake style 'modern dance pantomimed orgy part'. lol!!!! i'm imagining that and having a lisa simpson reaction (panicking and hyperventilating).
come to think of it, a lot of the cb i hate perfume names are quite cool & unusual.
can we have a perfume a la 'let me play the lion' called 'let me/let's play doctor'??..

"Dangerous Complicity" is instantly attractive/repellant to me--is it supposed to convey codependency? - are you influenced by the notes or by the name??
post #56 of 71
When pronounced in French, "Yvresse" sounds exactly like "Ivresse" and "Ivresse" means "Drunkenness" so it is actually a brilliant name--far better than "champagne" ever was.

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Speaking of which, if you place the entire context of the launch of Dana's now legendary Tabu in it its French context, circa 1921, (in 1921, Dana was a fine house.) the name is hilarious. Here's why: The French are very literal when it comes to how their language is spoken: Many of you will have noticed this--if a grammatical error is made, or a mistake in gender, the listener sometimes will earnestly not understand what is said. So: The word "Tabou" exists in French--it means Tabu, but "Tabou" and "Tabu" are two very different pronounciations in French. -ou and -u are as different in French as, say, -al and -ic are in english: two totally different sounds. Tabu was not made for a prostitute by Jean Carles--just to clear that misunderstanding/legend up--(although Shalimar was made by dumping synthetic vanilla into some Jicky) At any rate: If a Franophone reads the word "Tabu," and in 1921 this would have been undeniable, as less spoke english then than now, it sounds EXACTLY like "T'as bu!" which would be an accusatory (oft used and familiar) 'You've been drinking!" To me the funniest name given to a perfume is "Monsieur Net" by Jean Patou--the very first men's patou. It means "Mr. Clean."
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When pronounced in French, "Yvresse" sounds exactly like "Ivresse" and "Ivresse" means "Drunkenness" so it is actually a brilliant name--far better than "champagne" ever was.

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Speaking of which, if you place the entire context of the launch of Dana's now legendary Tabu in it its French context, circa 1921, (in 1921, Dana was a fine house.) the name is hilarious. Here's why: The French are very literal when it comes to how their language is spoken: Many of you will have noticed this--if a grammatical error is made, or a mistake in gender, the listener sometimes will earnestly not understand what is said. So: The word "Tabou" exists in French--it means Tabu, but "Tabou" and "Tabu" are two very different pronounciations in French. -ou and -u are as different in French as, say, -al and -ic are in english: two totally different sounds. Tabu was not made for a prostitute by Jean Carles--just to clear that misunderstanding/legend up--(although Shalimar was made by dumping synthetic vanilla into some Jicky) At any rate: If a Franophone reads the word "Tabu," and in 1921 this would have been undeniable, as less spoke english then than now, it sounds EXACTLY like "T'as bu!" which would be an accusatory (oft used and familiar) 'You've been drinking!" To me the funniest name given to a perfume is "Monsieur Net" by Jean Patou--the very first men's patou. It means "Mr. Clean."

brilliant explanation, thanks le mouchoir de monsieur (linguistically, phonetically and historically).
(although Shalimar was made by dumping synthetic vanilla into some Jicky) - damn.. shalimar lovers are going to have a field day with your statement (read ass)..
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this isn't a "statement." It's merely a fact. Even Jean Paul Guerlain himself openly admitted to this--that the creation of Shalimar was a mistake--I don't know if that Water dude openly admits it--and of course--even if he did--would anyone believe him? At any rate--most every Guerlinitsa knows that Shalimar was made out of Jicky--and so was Mouchoir de Monsieur. "Patou Pour Homme Prive" was made out of "Ma Liberte"--etc etc--this is fairly common in perfumery.

Also: My ass is intrepid. Nobody touches it.
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I had read that about Shalimar's birth being an accident. I think it's fairly common knowledge.

I love the Tabu/T'as bu story. It gives me a much greater appreciation of that fragrance.

Poor Rochas Poupée died because everybody here pronounced it poopie.
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Another name that's truly mysterious is the Le Galion scent. I'm sure not many of you readers remember Le Galion. Le Galon was indeed an important perfumery in France at one point, and produced some legendary scents, notable "Sortilege," which is perhaps their most famous. The success of Le Galion was guaranteed by the fact they made top drawer scents, using the finest ingredients, packaged them beautifully, but sold them at a fraction of the cost of the Guerlains, the Carons, the Patous, and the other scents of nobility, thus allowing those of restricted means to indulge in truly luxurious scents without guilt. One of their perfumes was called "Snob." Now--that--in itself--is pretty funny. The perfume was an attempt to copy "Joy." Many women wore it religiously, telling everyone it was Joy, as it did indeed behave and react in a very similar fashion to Joy: This had for effect that it became much in demand in the US, as "Joy," for many, many years was *the* perfume an aspirational american woman *had* to wear--as it was heavily marketed in the US--more aggressively than it ever was in France, as "The Costliest Perfume in the World," which, in fact, it was, until it was upstaged in 1964 by Bal a Versailles, which was slightly more expensive than Joy. Cheating with Snob, which cost about 1/4th the price of Joy, was creating a problem for Jean Patou. To solve this problem, the then very powerful house of Patou secretly purchased the rights to the name "Snob," which is why you might sometimes see it listed in the exhaustive scent lists that include every single fragrance ever made by a house in question, in this case Patou, though Patou never had a perfume called "Snob." When the house of Le Galion was served papers by the French Court, ordering them to remove all product from international markets baring the name "Snob," they had a very strange way of handling that request: They continued to make "Snob," and sell it, except that they changed its name to the very logic defying "Cub." How ever are we meant to make sense of the choice of a word like "Cub" for a perfume--especially one as pink, flowery and elegant as "Snob?" The *only* thing I can figure is that they were referencing the word "Cube," which, I suppose, would be a reference to Cubist Art, then somewhat in vogue. Being French, I imagine they never sought to envision how what they must have imagined to be a clever choice of spelling would be viewed in an anglophone culture--and couldn't possibly have known that the word "Cub" in english means "baby bear." This is why, to this day, though they are rare, you can still find bottles of Le Galion labeled "Cub," which, in reality, contain "Snob." There was also a transitional time when the two existed side by side on perfumery shelves--& I remember that time: Le Galion had a tiny perfumery in rue de la Paix I believe--I was about 5 or 6 years old, and my mother and I went to this perfumery--and I was *Much* amused by the fact that bottles were on display with these funny names on them: That evening I told my sister: "Mother took me to a perfumery today and they had two perfumes called "Snob" and "Cub." (Both my sister and I have been perfectly bilingual French/English our whole lives, so both words were processed from the angles of both languages) I remember her saying: "It's not true! It does not exist, perfumes which are called "Snob" and "Cub!" and then we had a fight over it.This interchange took place 40 years ago. Recently, I saw on e-bay a bottle of "Cub," and, just to prove to my sister, and to remind her of a memory of our youth, I bought one of "Snob," and one of "Cub," and gave them to her as a gift--and we laughed and laughed.
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