So, working at a cologne counter I hear a bunch of weird crap that the customers say. I'd like to get a discussion going here of some of these or any other myths about fragrance and hopefully some arguments for or against. Also, it would be interesting if anyone out there knew the origins of some of these myths. (I added some snooty remarks, feel free to ignore. It's just part of my therapy/venting) 
Here are a few off the top of my head Please feel free to add more:
1) "A cologne that you can't smell on yourself after 10 minutes means it it works well with your chemistry."
(Yes, and if you believe this I have a bridge I would like to sell you)
2) "I can't smell the fragrance on the blotter cards... I have to spray it in the air or on me"
(That makes total sense, please feel free to spray the counter that I just cleaned or drench the air so that the floor gets so wet small children and old ladies slip and fall. Oh... you decided to spray directly on the gift set... how lovely...)
3) "You need to taste the fragrance to see if it works well with your chemistry. If it tastes sour it is a bad match, if it s sweet that's good."
(You just sprayed cologne directly into your mouth in front of your girlfriend, do you think you're going to get any tonight with that mouth?? Or are you trying to kill the remnants of your tryst in the fitting room?)
4) "Spraying into the air and walking thru the mist is the best way to apply fragrance"
5) "I had an ex that used a strong perfume and I discovered I am allergic so I can't wear any or be around ppl who wear cologne at all!"
(Oh, really? I have a friend that is allergic to peanuts, that doesn't mean he stopped eating food altogether)
6) "You can only smell 3 different colognes before your nose becomes useless"
that's all I can think of now, Please feel free to discuss for or against and ADD your own, Thanks
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7) Coffee beans actually help refresh the nose

Here are a few off the top of my head Please feel free to add more:
1) "A cologne that you can't smell on yourself after 10 minutes means it it works well with your chemistry."
(Yes, and if you believe this I have a bridge I would like to sell you)
2) "I can't smell the fragrance on the blotter cards... I have to spray it in the air or on me"
(That makes total sense, please feel free to spray the counter that I just cleaned or drench the air so that the floor gets so wet small children and old ladies slip and fall. Oh... you decided to spray directly on the gift set... how lovely...)
3) "You need to taste the fragrance to see if it works well with your chemistry. If it tastes sour it is a bad match, if it s sweet that's good."
(You just sprayed cologne directly into your mouth in front of your girlfriend, do you think you're going to get any tonight with that mouth?? Or are you trying to kill the remnants of your tryst in the fitting room?)
4) "Spraying into the air and walking thru the mist is the best way to apply fragrance"
5) "I had an ex that used a strong perfume and I discovered I am allergic so I can't wear any or be around ppl who wear cologne at all!"
(Oh, really? I have a friend that is allergic to peanuts, that doesn't mean he stopped eating food altogether)
6) "You can only smell 3 different colognes before your nose becomes useless"
that's all I can think of now, Please feel free to discuss for or against and ADD your own, Thanks

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7) Coffee beans actually help refresh the nose












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