In life, and another place, I've been having a debate on which made-for-the-ladies fragrances can work with success and smiles all round on the right gentleman.
So far I've received over 100 suggestions ranging from sublime - Shalimar - to the, if not ridiculous then slightly more unusual - Britney Spears Fantasy.
I've volunteered to try out the top picks - no sabotage please, I don't need to smell like the fool I truly am - and keep the world updated on my progress through reviews and regular posts.
If there's a hidden secret joy that you'd like to share with me - and fellow Basenoters - or a feminine frag you've always thought would go well on a man, now's your chance to have them tested out.
Basically I'm your human perfume guinea pig - treat me kindly, please.
To set the ball rolling I'm working my way through the top 20 tips I've had in so far - Shalimar and Tabu being the first two, but am always open to more pointers... so get pointing!!
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In starting with Shalimar I feel I can't be accused of lacking either courage or ambition.
Everything about this from the Ottoman / Csarina / chandelier bottle - to the genesis of the name and the perfume's inspiration in the past to its own history and reputation (yes the saleswoman actually asked me if I was looking for something for my grandmother) atest to towering femininity.
Everything speaks of confidence, of sophistication of intrigue and intense emotion.
Everything about Shalimar is woman, and a certain proud, self-aware but never self-conscious, glamorously self-posesed woman with that.
So with brass in pocket and a deep breath I take the plunge (once said shop assistant was persuaded to spray on my pulse points and not my dear deceased grandmother's)... and I find I myself diving into a pool of pure warmth and velveteen comfort, only a sensuous wave or two to knock me off balance and a rip tide to tear me under must I navigate.
Frankly, this had me from hello, the minute the tips of my fingers entered Shalimar's waters I was a gonna. The amazing richness of the bergamot and orange opening seduced me immediately: it's a sort of citrus creme, a Cointreau creme brulee.
Yes that's it, a Cointreau creme brulee, for after the orange: vanilla. Beautiful vanilla but with oodles of cream and something in the background a hint of brandy or rum - perhaps just wooden barrels in the middle notes.
For a moment I thought that the whole delicious dessert was about to turn powder cake on me, but it was a confection, a mere passing illusion and I was able to tread water in my vanilla pod pond for several hours - the only change being a few fires or were they incense cones being lit poolside and someone cutting back a flower border further afield. But that point I was too lost in my reverie to properly distinguish the notes.
Shalimar was created within a decade of the death of Mata Hari and as Josephine Baker was scaling to the heights of her fame in the decadent Paris of the 1920s. The new Art Deco style was supplanting the rotten flower of art nouveau, Jazz music replacing opera comique and the modern world was just beginning.
It's not going to far to say that I feel a new perfume age is beginning for me today...
Immense. Exquisite. And, I have a presentiment, indispensable.
Next I tried Tabu by Dana....
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A tale from my second day of wondering from the world of men into the unexplored country that is the land of female fragrances.
Having been welcomed gently into this realm by Shalimar, urged by many fine Fragranticans I broke, or rather broke into the Tabu.
The bottle is cheap, the packaging is crummy (though encouragingly lacking in ingredients), the liquid is the colour neon amber would be if such a thing were possible and the strength is Eau de Cologne.
The first shock: the power and quantity of spray. Then: the juice keeps its colour, that electric topaz, on my skin: a treacle splash dripping down from my wrists.
A brief scream of orange and then... an olafactory transportation. It is twenty years ago and I am in Camden Market in London. Not then entirely consumed by the soul eating juvenile tourists of the World, but still a place with genuine edge: where drugs can be scored, propositions made and accepted, vintage clothes tried on and vintage hippies regarded close up. Perhaps the Haight-Ashbury or the seedier parts of the Left Bank near Rue Mouffetard carry similar remembrances?
This smell is benzoin, not days or weeks but years of incense sticks and cones and resins of all kinds burnt day and night. The odour has invaded clothes, hair, furniture and is the smell not of a place or person but a way of life.
A way of life worn out by too much free love and cheap intoxicants, too many written off mornings and hazy afternoons, a clutch of failed marriages and innumerable hopeless way out business ideas.
If this was created as the perfume of a whore it is now the scent of a sixties slut now in her sixties - dangerous, dirty and morally broken.
But ah, there's more, the caravan carries spices too a little coriander, definite patchouli and maybe clove.
The effect is heavy, soporific and very unclean - I run my fingers over where the scent was sprayed and expect stickiness, a layer or film of filth - but no, there's nothing there. Perhaps the corruption is inside.
Remarkably, the dry down and later stages serve to increase the silage or at least the persistence of Tabu is impossible to ignore for me as much as anyone who comes my way.
This is a poem for fellow travellers, for people likely to be convicted of un-American activities for those on the wrong side of the law even if they were born on the right side of the tracks.
As to whether this lady goes for women or men - that's as irrelevant a question as it would have been in a commune in Big Sur in '69. Besides she's a whore - you pays your money and she's yours.
I won't be asking Tabu around regularly, she'd scare away too many friends and the family would disown me. But even in what must be her latter years, and I suspect a former shadow of herself, on an afternoon where I have nothing to do but read Gurdjieff and The Joy of Sex and contemplate my own navel she'll make great company, and god what stories.
Beside once you've broken a Tabu... there's no going back.
So far I've received over 100 suggestions ranging from sublime - Shalimar - to the, if not ridiculous then slightly more unusual - Britney Spears Fantasy.
I've volunteered to try out the top picks - no sabotage please, I don't need to smell like the fool I truly am - and keep the world updated on my progress through reviews and regular posts.
If there's a hidden secret joy that you'd like to share with me - and fellow Basenoters - or a feminine frag you've always thought would go well on a man, now's your chance to have them tested out.
Basically I'm your human perfume guinea pig - treat me kindly, please.
To set the ball rolling I'm working my way through the top 20 tips I've had in so far - Shalimar and Tabu being the first two, but am always open to more pointers... so get pointing!!
- - - Updated - - -
In starting with Shalimar I feel I can't be accused of lacking either courage or ambition.
Everything about this from the Ottoman / Csarina / chandelier bottle - to the genesis of the name and the perfume's inspiration in the past to its own history and reputation (yes the saleswoman actually asked me if I was looking for something for my grandmother) atest to towering femininity.
Everything speaks of confidence, of sophistication of intrigue and intense emotion.
Everything about Shalimar is woman, and a certain proud, self-aware but never self-conscious, glamorously self-posesed woman with that.
So with brass in pocket and a deep breath I take the plunge (once said shop assistant was persuaded to spray on my pulse points and not my dear deceased grandmother's)... and I find I myself diving into a pool of pure warmth and velveteen comfort, only a sensuous wave or two to knock me off balance and a rip tide to tear me under must I navigate.
Frankly, this had me from hello, the minute the tips of my fingers entered Shalimar's waters I was a gonna. The amazing richness of the bergamot and orange opening seduced me immediately: it's a sort of citrus creme, a Cointreau creme brulee.
Yes that's it, a Cointreau creme brulee, for after the orange: vanilla. Beautiful vanilla but with oodles of cream and something in the background a hint of brandy or rum - perhaps just wooden barrels in the middle notes.
For a moment I thought that the whole delicious dessert was about to turn powder cake on me, but it was a confection, a mere passing illusion and I was able to tread water in my vanilla pod pond for several hours - the only change being a few fires or were they incense cones being lit poolside and someone cutting back a flower border further afield. But that point I was too lost in my reverie to properly distinguish the notes.
Shalimar was created within a decade of the death of Mata Hari and as Josephine Baker was scaling to the heights of her fame in the decadent Paris of the 1920s. The new Art Deco style was supplanting the rotten flower of art nouveau, Jazz music replacing opera comique and the modern world was just beginning.
It's not going to far to say that I feel a new perfume age is beginning for me today...
Immense. Exquisite. And, I have a presentiment, indispensable.
Next I tried Tabu by Dana....
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In life, and another place, I've been having a debate on which made-for-the-ladies fragrances can work with success and smiles all round on the right gentleman.
So far I've received over 100 suggestions ranging from sublime - Shalimar - to the, if not ridiculous then slightly more unusual - Britney Spears Fantasy.
I've volunteered to try out the top picks - no sabotage please, I don't need to smell like the fool I truly am - and keep the world updated on my progress through reviews and regular posts.
If there's a hidden secret joy that you'd like to share with me - and fellow Basenoters - or a feminine frag you've always thought would go well on a man, now's your chance to have them tested out.
Basically I'm your human perfume guinea pig - treat me kindly, please.
To set the ball rolling I'm working my way through the top 20 tips I've had in so far - Shalimar and Tabu being the first two, but am always open to more pointers... so get pointing!!
- - - Updated - - -
In starting with Shalimar I feel I can't be accused of lacking either courage or ambition.
Everything about this from the Ottoman / Csarina / chandelier bottle - to the genesis of the name and the perfume's inspiration in the past to its own history and reputation (yes the saleswoman actually asked me if I was looking for something for my grandmother) atest to towering femininity.
Everything speaks of confidence, of sophistication of intrigue and intense emotion.
Everything about Shalimar is woman, and a certain proud, self-aware but never self-conscious, glamorously self-posesed woman with that.
So with brass in pocket and a deep breath I take the plunge (once said shop assistant was persuaded to spray on my pulse points and not my dear deceased grandmother's)... and I find I myself diving into a pool of pure warmth and velveteen comfort, only a sensuous wave or two to knock me off balance and a rip tide to tear me under must I navigate.
Frankly, this had me from hello, the minute the tips of my fingers entered Shalimar's waters I was a gonna. The amazing richness of the bergamot and orange opening seduced me immediately: it's a sort of citrus creme, a Cointreau creme brulee.
Yes that's it, a Cointreau creme brulee, for after the orange: vanilla. Beautiful vanilla but with oodles of cream and something in the background a hint of brandy or rum - perhaps just wooden barrels in the middle notes.
For a moment I thought that the whole delicious dessert was about to turn powder cake on me, but it was a confection, a mere passing illusion and I was able to tread water in my vanilla pod pond for several hours - the only change being a few fires or were they incense cones being lit poolside and someone cutting back a flower border further afield. But that point I was too lost in my reverie to properly distinguish the notes.
Shalimar was created within a decade of the death of Mata Hari and as Josephine Baker was scaling to the heights of her fame in the decadent Paris of the 1920s. The new Art Deco style was supplanting the rotten flower of art nouveau, Jazz music replacing opera comique and the modern world was just beginning.
It's not going to far to say that I feel a new perfume age is beginning for me today...
Immense. Exquisite. And, I have a presentiment, indispensable.
Next I tried Tabu by Dana....

In life, and another place, I've been having a debate on which made-for-the-ladies fragrances can work with success and smiles all round on the right gentleman.
So far I've received over 100 suggestions ranging from sublime - Shalimar - to the, if not ridiculous then slightly more unusual - Britney Spears Fantasy.
I've volunteered to try out the top picks - no sabotage please, I don't need to smell like the fool I truly am - and keep the world updated on my progress through reviews and regular posts.
If there's a hidden secret joy that you'd like to share with me - and fellow Basenoters - or a feminine frag you've always thought would go well on a man, now's your chance to have them tested out.
Basically I'm your human perfume guinea pig - treat me kindly, please.
To set the ball rolling I'm working my way through the top 20 tips I've had in so far - Shalimar and Tabu being the first two, but am always open to more pointers... so get pointing!!
- - - Updated - - -
In starting with Shalimar I feel I can't be accused of lacking either courage or ambition.
Everything about this from the Ottoman / Csarina / chandelier bottle - to the genesis of the name and the perfume's inspiration in the past to its own history and reputation (yes the saleswoman actually asked me if I was looking for something for my grandmother) atest to towering femininity.
Everything speaks of confidence, of sophistication of intrigue and intense emotion.
Everything about Shalimar is woman, and a certain proud, self-aware but never self-conscious, glamorously self-posesed woman with that.
So with brass in pocket and a deep breath I take the plunge (once said shop assistant was persuaded to spray on my pulse points and not my dear deceased grandmother's)... and I find I myself diving into a pool of pure warmth and velveteen comfort, only a sensuous wave or two to knock me off balance and a rip tide to tear me under must I navigate.
Frankly, this had me from hello, the minute the tips of my fingers entered Shalimar's waters I was a gonna. The amazing richness of the bergamot and orange opening seduced me immediately: it's a sort of citrus creme, a Cointreau creme brulee.
Yes that's it, a Cointreau creme brulee, for after the orange: vanilla. Beautiful vanilla but with oodles of cream and something in the background a hint of brandy or rum - perhaps just wooden barrels in the middle notes.
For a moment I thought that the whole delicious dessert was about to turn powder cake on me, but it was a confection, a mere passing illusion and I was able to tread water in my vanilla pod pond for several hours - the only change being a few fires or were they incense cones being lit poolside and someone cutting back a flower border further afield. But that point I was too lost in my reverie to properly distinguish the notes.
Shalimar was created within a decade of the death of Mata Hari and as Josephine Baker was scaling to the heights of her fame in the decadent Paris of the 1920s. The new Art Deco style was supplanting the rotten flower of art nouveau, Jazz music replacing opera comique and the modern world was just beginning.
It's not going to far to say that I feel a new perfume age is beginning for me today...
Immense. Exquisite. And, I have a presentiment, indispensable.
Next I tried Tabu by Dana....
A tale from my second day of wondering from the world of men into the unexplored country that is the land of female fragrances.
Having been welcomed gently into this realm by Shalimar, urged by many fine Fragranticans I broke, or rather broke into the Tabu.
The bottle is cheap, the packaging is crummy (though encouragingly lacking in ingredients), the liquid is the colour neon amber would be if such a thing were possible and the strength is Eau de Cologne.
The first shock: the power and quantity of spray. Then: the juice keeps its colour, that electric topaz, on my skin: a treacle splash dripping down from my wrists.
A brief scream of orange and then... an olafactory transportation. It is twenty years ago and I am in Camden Market in London. Not then entirely consumed by the soul eating juvenile tourists of the World, but still a place with genuine edge: where drugs can be scored, propositions made and accepted, vintage clothes tried on and vintage hippies regarded close up. Perhaps the Haight-Ashbury or the seedier parts of the Left Bank near Rue Mouffetard carry similar remembrances?
This smell is benzoin, not days or weeks but years of incense sticks and cones and resins of all kinds burnt day and night. The odour has invaded clothes, hair, furniture and is the smell not of a place or person but a way of life.
A way of life worn out by too much free love and cheap intoxicants, too many written off mornings and hazy afternoons, a clutch of failed marriages and innumerable hopeless way out business ideas.
If this was created as the perfume of a whore it is now the scent of a sixties slut now in her sixties - dangerous, dirty and morally broken.
But ah, there's more, the caravan carries spices too a little coriander, definite patchouli and maybe clove.
The effect is heavy, soporific and very unclean - I run my fingers over where the scent was sprayed and expect stickiness, a layer or film of filth - but no, there's nothing there. Perhaps the corruption is inside.
Remarkably, the dry down and later stages serve to increase the silage or at least the persistence of Tabu is impossible to ignore for me as much as anyone who comes my way.
This is a poem for fellow travellers, for people likely to be convicted of un-American activities for those on the wrong side of the law even if they were born on the right side of the tracks.
As to whether this lady goes for women or men - that's as irrelevant a question as it would have been in a commune in Big Sur in '69. Besides she's a whore - you pays your money and she's yours.
I won't be asking Tabu around regularly, she'd scare away too many friends and the family would disown me. But even in what must be her latter years, and I suspect a former shadow of herself, on an afternoon where I have nothing to do but read Gurdjieff and The Joy of Sex and contemplate my own navel she'll make great company, and god what stories.
Beside once you've broken a Tabu... there's no going back.












