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post #1 of 16
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I'm taking my sexy parole officer to a cricket match next weekend, and then afterwards of course to a posh upscale strip club. Is there a preferred Aventus batch number for this contingency? My nerves are about to snap.
post #2 of 16
Just use any formulation you have. You'll be fine.
post #3 of 16
Damn, you're lucky bro. My parole officer was ugly as hell.
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Originally Posted by bigsteve View Post

Damn, you're lucky bro. My parole officer was ugly as hell.

I assume you mean broTATO
post #5 of 16
Hilarious thread man. I love me some subtle sarcasm.
post #6 of 16
Did I tell you guys about the time where a parole officer interrogated me and stopped the interrogation to tell me that my cologne (Aventus) smelled so good and was better than the "same damn varvatos s**t" her husband wears.
post #7 of 16
Interesting thread. If your sexy parole officer is going with you to the game, you are already doing awesome. No need to worry much about what to wear. Just make sure you don't want to get handcuffed again, ... but then you just want to be..
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Originally Posted by juanderer View Post

burberry london

hah! Now that's funny.
post #9 of 16
Thanks for the laugh
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lol
post #11 of 16
Troll
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Just use any formulation you have. You'll be fine.

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Originally Posted by hednic View Post

Just use any formulation you have. You'll be fine.

Time to invest!

post #14 of 16
The grandma to a cage fight thing kind of covered this already. Don't push it guys.
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Originally Posted by Johnny_Ludlow View Post

The grandma to a cage fight thing kind of covered this already. Don't push it guys.

I agree - I even thought that thread was snide to the point of being priggish. The OP in the strip club thread seemed sincere to me, and most of the BN 'community' just took the p*ss out of him.

Remember we all started somewhere, and he was just after some advice (possibly including on expanding his collection).

As for mocking him going to a stripclub, shouldn't YMMV extend to more than just fragrances?
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Originally Posted by timdoeswell View Post

I agree - I even thought that thread was snide to the point of being priggish. The OP in the strip club thread seemed sincere to me, and most of the BN 'community' just took the p*ss out of him.

Remember we all started somewhere, and he was just after some advice (possibly including on expanding his collection).

As for mocking him going to a stripclub, shouldn't YMMV extend to more than just fragrances?

OK. Sorry if I've offended some delicate sensibilities here. The original strip club poster was looking for the perfect fragrance to take his best girl to a high end strip club where, if I remember correctly, all the dancers look like high class escorts. He goes on to say in a later post that only a chump wouldn't take his girl to a strip club if she asked him. If you believe any poster is so naive to think that this kind of posting is not an invitation to ridicule I think you have serious sense of humor issues. If you read over my posts you will see that I originally answered his post for advice giving him the benefit of the doubt and keeping a straight face. Then later the OP treats us all to a standard high end strip club promotional video. Whether
unintentional or not the whole posting strikes me as nothing more than a promotion for the club. Maybe it was all in good faith. Count me among the skeptical. I may be snide, but I not priggish, and definately not gullible.
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