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Would I get drunk if I drink a shot of Aventus?

post #1 of 62
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Wearing it on my skin is not enough anymore. I want it in my blood. I want to get drunk on aventus.
would I end up in hospital if I do a shot?
post #2 of 62
Oh brother....
post #3 of 62
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Originally Posted by drseid View Post

Oh brother....

I hear you!
post #4 of 62
Very Funny. Just spray more and your addiction will be satisfied.
post #5 of 62
It's a public secret that orally ingesting Aventus will transfer some of its powers into your soul.
post #6 of 62
It might kill you but at least your internal organs will smell good for the coroner...
post #7 of 62
Thread Starter 
Will the royal pineapple give me superpowers?
post #8 of 62
You know...you feed into the idea many of us have that there are some psychotic Creed people out there...How about naming your first born Aventus, making a shrine to Aventus, and any other insane thing you could do...sick....just really sick...
post #9 of 62
Good idea. Do it.
post #10 of 62
Or just a nice carving of a bottle on the headstone....
post #11 of 62
hopefully the doctor will give you an aventus IV.
post #12 of 62
That's one expensive shot...
post #13 of 62
I used to read at this forum before aventus came by, and now that I came back I am surprised by the amount of attention this fragrance attracted. Is it really magical and superb and amazing and sublime and supreme like these people are saying?
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post #15 of 62
You can definitely get drunk by drinking Aventus.
post #16 of 62
No, you'd transmogrify into a shining rippled centaur satyr.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
post #17 of 62
+1. Let us know how that turns out
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Originally Posted by treeman5823 View Post

Good idea. Do it.
post #18 of 62
Too risky. I suggest you try an enema instead.
post #19 of 62
"Drunk"?, maybe, "Stupid?", definitely.
post #20 of 62
Forget getting drunk on the stuff, I hear Aventus enemas are all the rage lately.
post #21 of 62
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Originally Posted by DanielPlainview View Post

I used to read at this forum before aventus came by, and now that I came back I am surprised by the amount of attention this fragrance attracted. Is it really magical and superb and amazing and sublime and supreme like these people are saying?

No.

It's sort of ok.
post #22 of 62
What do they say about not feeding that certain type of animal that is prominent on the Internet?
post #23 of 62
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Originally Posted by MrFragranceReview View Post

What do they say about not feeding that certain type of animal that is prominent on the Internet?

Are you calling me an animal?
post #24 of 62
I hope you are kidding...
post #25 of 62
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Originally Posted by RHM View Post

"Stupid?", definitely.

Very much like the reason for starting this thread.
post #26 of 62
Attila the hun is not a warrior. He is a comedian.
post #27 of 62
If what all the Aventus cult members say about it's attractive powers is true your mouth would smell like......
post #28 of 62
Thread Starter 
I am taking a small dose of Aventus right now

post #29 of 62
Do you really need attention this bad?
post #30 of 62
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Originally Posted by timmy-j View Post

Do you really need attention this bad?

Not really, just trying to cheep people up.
Mods can delete the thread if some of you found it offensive
post #31 of 62
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Originally Posted by Attila View Post

Not really, just trying to cheep people up.
Mods can delete the thread if some of you found it offensive

Not offensive, maybe a bit silly.
post #32 of 62
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Originally Posted by timmy-j View Post

Do you really need attention this bad?

C'mon, give the guy a break...not every thread should be serious here
post #33 of 62
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Originally Posted by Rod View Post

C'mon, give the guy a break...not every thread should be serious here

Here is someone who appreciates humor from time to time
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post #35 of 62
Nah you'll be pass drunk if your drank Aventus.
post #36 of 62
ROTFLMAO

I was wearing Dark Aoud for some close-quarters body surfing on the Sea of Humanity.

"I effin' love your scent! Whoa, sexy!" came the compliment.

"Thanks! Yours too..." I replied, sound slightly muffed by his pheromone-laced armpits.

"Whatsit taste like?"

"What? Oh, the juice I'm wearing? Ummm...dunno...probably like soap. Have a lick."

Licking.

"Eeew. It tastes like soap!"

"Yup. Warned ya. Here...lick this instead."
post #37 of 62
Depends on which batch you got. A bad batch and this could well be your final thread...
post #38 of 62
Natural selection is a funny thing
post #39 of 62
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Originally Posted by rubegon View Post

Too risky. I suggest you try an enema instead.

Nah... I'm pretty sure I saw this trick on "1,000 Ways to Die".
post #40 of 62
Well, considering it is a different type of alcohol, it is probably more toxic to humans. You may feel odd or something as it breaks down and most likely shuts down your liver, but that would be more painful and less pleasant than staring at a bottle of Aventus while doing a shot of vodka.
post #41 of 62
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Originally Posted by Attila View Post

Here is someone who appreciates humor from time to time

Haha sure man, life is already hard...there's no point in taking it too seriously
post #42 of 62
drink shot of Nasomatto Black Afgano! Thats what make you drunk!
post #43 of 62
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Originally Posted by Attila View Post

Will the royal pineapple give me superpowers?


http://www.moscowonhudson.com/royal-dry-salami

N. B. The image above is not meant to be pornographic in any way.
post #44 of 62
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Originally Posted by EndlesslySurprised View Post

http://www.moscowonhudson.com/royal-dry-salami

N. B. The image above is not meant to be pornographic in any way.

I might be a bit slow but I'm struggling to make a connection between Olivier Creed's laughable royal pineapples, superpowers and cured sausage(pornographic or otherwise).
I deserve everything I get for keeping another Aventus thread at the top of the page.
post #45 of 62
ROTFL - Damn- I dropped my Cafe Milano.
post #46 of 62
One shot of alcohol isn't going to get you drunk unless you're allergic to alcohol. Yes, yes yes, perfume contains alcohol. We all know that. Drinking a shot of perfume is just plain stupid. Buy Everclear instead. You'll actually get a higher quality alcohol since most of the alcohol in perfume has additives that make it NON-DRINKABLE (mostly for tax purposes, odd as that may sound. Alcohol is highly taxed, which means it's taxed less if it isn't drinkable).
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post #48 of 62
Yes please do it, drink a whole 100ml
post #49 of 62
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Originally Posted by CologneFan85 View Post

Yes please do it, drink a whole 100ml

I ll buy a round of shots for everyone
post #50 of 62
Question is, would you get as drunk if you drank a shot of Fresco?
post #51 of 62
One of the users on the forum I run used to ask questions like this, but then he actually used to do it.

Apparently the answer to 'what does PVA glue taste like?' is 'not very nice actually, but at least it doesn't glue your innards together like superglue probably would'.

Strangely, we haven't heard from him in a few weeks....
post #52 of 62
That does make me think... Aventus mouthwash... there could be something there...
post #53 of 62
What about a "Aventus" Scotch Whisky? (certified batches, of course)
post #54 of 62
@ RĂ¼ssel - nice link
post #55 of 62
Glad to see at least a few people on this board have a sense of humor...
post #56 of 62
Thread Starter 
Imagine how pleasant it would smell when I actually pass gas at a dinner table. It's like serving hors d'oeuvres
post #57 of 62
I heard if you spray some directly in your eyes, you can see the ghost of Napolean.
post #58 of 62
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Originally Posted by Attila View Post

Imagine how pleasant it would smell when I actually pass gas at a dinner table. It's like serving hors d'oeuvres

Is that French? I pronounced it "horse horrors."
post #59 of 62
I don't know about Aventus getting you drunk, but I do know that it adds a nice flavor to steaks if you marinade them in it.

Marinade Recipe:
3 Tablespoons olive oil,
2 Tablespoons Worcestershire sauce,
2 Tablespoons BBQ sauce,
3ml Aventus.

Heck, I even add a dozen or so sprays of Aventus to my famous homemade chili recipe. I just use that in place of the beer that I normally used.
post #60 of 62
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Originally Posted by Diogenes65 View Post

You know...you feed into the idea many of us have that there are some psychotic Creed people out there...How about naming your first born Aventus, making a shrine to Aventus, and any other insane thing you could do...sick....just really sick...

So what would you suggest I name my son?
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