kouros because it will freak them out
Would you follow in the Cyrano de Bergerac/ John Steed/ James Bond sophisticated *slaugtherer with a wry sense of humor *tradition and wear Chanel Pour Monsieur or Dunhill '34 and suchlike? *8-)
Or would you opt for Conan / John Wayne / Bruce Lee testosterone to the max and go with the likes of Tuscany and Route du Vetiver?
Inquiring ( and warped) minds want to know . . .
kouros because it will freak them out
Route du Vétiver can be a little scary at first.... How about Bandit? Can be scary on a man if you're not from the uptown side of the tracks...
I forget what we used to wear in the Brooklyn docks in my youth, maybe it was Canoe or Zizanie, or even Old Spice... There wasn't much back then, and any cologne on a man could be disarming...
Yr good bud,
"Why spend life seeking that which does not satisfy? Why remain a slave, when freedom waits? Let your life shine; illumine the world with your truth!"
Fiat justitia ruat cælum.
Let justice be done, even if the sky should fall.
— Lucius Calpurnius Piso Caesoninus
Qui nihil potest sperare, desperet nihil.
Let him who can hope for nothing despair of nothing.
Male irato ferrum committitur.
It is an evil thing to arm an angry man.
M7 because you are a manly man and that is how you do. Nothing fresh... that makes you seem weak. That is not what you want. I would deffinately go for M7...
EnvYuS My Wardrobe
One Man Show Bogart Hands Down!
Depends ---- on who we are fighting with
Amazons *- *Geir would definately weaken their knees *
Titans - Jean Pascal PH ( got to plug my product * )
Any body else have any suggestions for the above two categories , or want to add categories ?
Sorry Mario I know you started the thread, I am just adding a variation, hope you don't mind.
Oh the beautiful silliness!
Route du Vetiver if I also need to don a loincloth and utilize spears
Tabarome if I am going to ride a horse and carry a Winchester, or walk 30 paces and fire
Piper Nigrum if I want something to focus my attention (and possibly also make my enemy sneeze)
And of course, if the enemy be the Mafia...Vendetta
Love that Robyogi
Of course Hi Karate is what you wear.
Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??
L'Anarchiste for sure. Something that will make em go "holy hell.......this guy is...f**king crazy, or something..."
hey, I just blind bought some L'Anarchiste...am I crazy or something?
No doubt about it!Originally Posted by knight
I would second Bogart One Man Show. Especially if you think up close wrestling will be involved this stuff will suffocate your opponent. :P But seriously the street gang or street police types wear this around my place.
Well, if somebody is wise enough to discuss the streetfight cologne, he should be also very picky about grooming...
so shave properly your face and underarms, use aftershave balm, cut off some hair in your nostrils and make a good depilation of your brows, man(?)... 8-)
Or use some Mick Jagger deodorant that stinks as sweat and spray yourself with Animale Animale
Vetiver The Great!!!
Mayhem by The Goth Rosary. ;D
Punch, whap, ka-pow!
Chanel 5 for me. I`m sure they`ll never smack a decent lady!
Anything in a small glass bottle that can be easily concealed and subsequently broken for use as a deadly flesh shredding implement.
Easy one - Jules.
I would definately go for AG - Duel.
Arte et labore
Why wear one for a streetfight? You'll just end up sweating-off the scent.
"If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking." -Nagasawa in Norwegian Wood
In rotation: Greenbriar (new), Silver Mountain Water, Dunhill for Men (1934), Acqua di Parma Colonia, Habit Rouge EDC, Ho Hang, B*Men, Agua Brava
Montale's Embruns d'Essaouira...has an iodine note!
Eau de Cops also known as Kolnisch Wasser 47-911. ;D
Maccassar by Rochas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Interesting thread..lol! I don’t like smelling bad-PERIOD (fight, romance, whatever…). But for some reason, Armani Mania brings me back to my HS rumbling days. So now I associate AMania with leather jackets, fights, and brawls wid the fellas
Creed No. 9 West Side (Story)?
No actually, 40 Love by Desprez. Manly athletic sweat, territorial civet pissings, mucho macho bravado.
II est de forts parfums pour qui toute matière/Est poreuse. On dirait qu'ils pénètrent le verre.
Well, after you might try Dit Da Jow , Google it and you'll see
"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which can not fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance-that principle is contempt prior to investigation." HERBERT SPENCER
or GPH (that 3.4oz glass block bottle doubles as protection)
then again WWCNW? That is the question.
Kouros/Yatagon/Muscs Kublai Khan
I like BRUT for a streetfight!
Sorry but is the original question for real?
If so then get a bloody grip.
im gonna go with gucci pour homme or gucci original...but oddly enough i will tell you that everytime i wore issey miyake bleu, i felt so confident about myself that i could whoop an ass or two...i wore it in a moot court room battle and whooped ass, so i think it would work for me in a bar or the street as well
Brut for sure!
The bad guys would never get a punch in!
I prefer to fight from 20-150 yds, so my fragrance won't reach 'em, nor will investigators detect it when they come to tag, bag, and stick 'em in the fridge, but if ya gotta get face to face with your opponent, try Cumming on 'em!
"Babe, I ain't good lookin' and it ain't the clothes I wear, but good kind treatment takes me everywhere"
hmmm now that I think about it... it'll work wonderfully as a distraction element
"mm you smell great.. what're you wea...?"
PVC and Leather. A Chain and a feather
i dont think dit da jow smells very good, but the elixir will make you feel better after one...i used to use this on my arms after bone toughening exercises in my martial arts classes and muay thai for my shins...but it smells like vinegar to me! Cool post though...glad to know someone else knows what this crap is.
Beat It!, by Michael Jackson
So this was a serious thread?
Well I know plenty you can wear to start a fight and they are most likely to! But to wear to one is another story......
Wear 10 sprays of MKK and itll start the fight, and the opposition will look like the herd of cows after the spear of destiny passed thru it in Constantine!
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This is exactly what you need in a violent street fight.
eau sauvage extreme or Serge Lutens MKk,your enemy don`t resist and run to the hills
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#TOP 5#: Polo Crest, Romeo Gigli,Jockey Club C&M, Jean Pascal Homme,Floris N 89
I say something like Chanel no. 5. Applied heavily. Talk about using scent to your advantage. He be tripping out (Mom, is that you?). Just imagine his thoughts when he's in a headlock and all he can smell is Marilyn Monroe.
You are not your perfume.
I'm thinking a 4.2 oz bottle of something nice transfered to other bottles allowing you to fill the original bottle with molten lead. Est 10 pounds to 15 pounds.
"I sprayed some cologne on my nuckles. Did you enjoy the smell, though guy?"
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Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??
Parfum d'un dude avec ses verres toujours foutus sur son visage
Last edited by DULLAH; 16th January 2008 at 06:18 AM. Reason: Had to smash cologne bottle over dude's head...twice...
just i think if you are preparing for a street fight you shouldn't shower for lets say about a couple of weeks. then you should eat all kink of food you think would make gases gather in your stomach. eat as much onion - garlic and fish you can .use none of any fragrances mentioned in base notes . be sure by the begining of fight you can knock every body down. taking a shower with dirt would cause much better result.
i can't find any other smell that could knock your enemies down.
i repeat no offence i am just joking
Polo Sport Extreme would probably be the most effective - sprayed into an opponent's eyes.
The heavy wire and glass bottle of Bijan with a Twist is best for clubbing someone with - you can't be charged for carrying a concealed bottle of cologne.
From a law enforcement perspective, if you're a Police Officer who doesn't want to wreck your trousers chasing someone, or who doesn't want a big dry cleaning bill, then a bottle of Joop Homme is best. Just spray the culprit with it, then wait for several hours for the police dogs to show up, and they'll easily run him down.
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surprised Trussardi Uomo hasn't been mentioned. It's bottled testosterone.
Coolwater...I've worn it in many streetfights.
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In this corner Tubéreuse Criminelle in the other Polo Sport. Yes, it's the jocks against the drag queens! Spike heels rip into steroid enhanced flesh. A blood bath!
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Gonna go with the old "Knize 10" for this one.
I think I'd wear Eau D'Hermes.
It's quite a dangerous scent I think, has a real animal quality to it and you have to be a real man to wear it.
Didn't a woman in the UK recently foil a carjacker by giving him a facefull of Elizabeth Arden's "Red Door"?
I would think that you would want to go into a fight smelling as diabolically awful as you possibly can to discourage your adversaries from holding you down or pinning you.
There was some Arnold Schwartzenegger cologne on a previous thread that might be just the ticket.