I like BRUT for a streetfight!
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I like BRUT for a streetfight!
Sorry but is the original question for real?
If so then get a bloody grip.
im gonna go with gucci pour homme or gucci original...but oddly enough i will tell you that everytime i wore issey miyake bleu, i felt so confident about myself that i could whoop an ass or two...i wore it in a moot court room battle and whooped ass, so i think it would work for me in a bar or the street as well
Brut for sure!
The bad guys would never get a punch in!
I prefer to fight from 20-150 yds, so my fragrance won't reach 'em, nor will investigators detect it when they come to tag, bag, and stick 'em in the fridge, but if ya gotta get face to face with your opponent, try Cumming on 'em!
"Babe, I ain't good lookin' and it ain't the clothes I wear, but good kind treatment takes me everywhere"
hmmm now that I think about it... it'll work wonderfully as a distraction element
"mm you smell great.. what're you wea...?"
PVC and Leather. A Chain and a feather
i dont think dit da jow smells very good, but the elixir will make you feel better after one...i used to use this on my arms after bone toughening exercises in my martial arts classes and muay thai for my shins...but it smells like vinegar to me! Cool post though...glad to know someone else knows what this crap is.
Beat It!, by Michael Jackson
So this was a serious thread?
Well I know plenty you can wear to start a fight and they are most likely to! But to wear to one is another story......
Wear 10 sprays of MKK and itll start the fight, and the opposition will look like the herd of cows after the spear of destiny passed thru it in Constantine!
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This is exactly what you need in a violent street fight.
eau sauvage extreme or Serge Lutens MKk,your enemy don`t resist and run to the hills
Last edited by Dry_Martini; 15th January 2008 at 08:42 PM.
#TOP 5#: Penhaligons Racquets,Jean Pascal Homme,Romeo Gigli Uomo,ST Barth Homme,Domenico Caraceni
I say something like Chanel no. 5. Applied heavily. Talk about using scent to your advantage. He be tripping out (Mom, is that you?). Just imagine his thoughts when he's in a headlock and all he can smell is Marilyn Monroe.
You are not your perfume.
I'm thinking a 4.2 oz bottle of something nice transfered to other bottles allowing you to fill the original bottle with molten lead. Est 10 pounds to 15 pounds.
"I sprayed some cologne on my nuckles. Did you enjoy the smell, though guy?"
Last edited by knightowl; 16th January 2008 at 05:09 AM.
Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??
Parfum d'un dude avec ses verres toujours foutus sur son visage
Last edited by DULLAH; 16th January 2008 at 05:18 AM. Reason: Had to smash cologne bottle over dude's head...twice...
just i think if you are preparing for a street fight you shouldn't shower for lets say about a couple of weeks. then you should eat all kink of food you think would make gases gather in your stomach. eat as much onion - garlic and fish you can .use none of any fragrances mentioned in base notes . be sure by the begining of fight you can knock every body down. taking a shower with dirt would cause much better result.
i can't find any other smell that could knock your enemies down.
i repeat no offence i am just joking
Polo Sport Extreme would probably be the most effective - sprayed into an opponent's eyes.
The heavy wire and glass bottle of Bijan with a Twist is best for clubbing someone with - you can't be charged for carrying a concealed bottle of cologne.
From a law enforcement perspective, if you're a Police Officer who doesn't want to wreck your trousers chasing someone, or who doesn't want a big dry cleaning bill, then a bottle of Joop Homme is best. Just spray the culprit with it, then wait for several hours for the police dogs to show up, and they'll easily run him down.
Last edited by Renato; 17th January 2008 at 11:37 AM.
surprised Trussardi Uomo hasn't been mentioned. It's bottled testosterone.
Coolwater...I've worn it in many streetfights.
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In this corner Tubéreuse Criminelle in the other Polo Sport. Yes, it's the jocks against the drag queens! Spike heels rip into steroid enhanced flesh. A blood bath!
Last edited by Kevin Guyer; 10th April 2008 at 08:03 AM.
Gonna go with the old "Knize 10" for this one.
I think I'd wear Eau D'Hermes.
It's quite a dangerous scent I think, has a real animal quality to it and you have to be a real man to wear it.
Didn't a woman in the UK recently foil a carjacker by giving him a facefull of Elizabeth Arden's "Red Door"?
I would think that you would want to go into a fight smelling as diabolically awful as you possibly can to discourage your adversaries from holding you down or pinning you.
There was some Arnold Schwartzenegger cologne on a previous thread that might be just the ticket.