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    Twenty cigarettes (unlit) marinated in a bottle of Jack Daniels for 3-4 weeks, with a healthy measure of stale urine thrown in. Give it a shake twice a week, while storing it anywhere but in a cool dark place.

    Apply liberally on a filthy torso...

    Last edited by Trebor; 10th April 2008 at 12:26 PM.

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    I think I'd perfume the opposite of my intentions. I loathe street fights as you never really know the capacities of your opponent and can get badly hurt. That in mind, the key is always to end things fast.

    If I could foreshadow the events of the evening, I'd confuse my opponent by wearing something gentlemanly like Heritage or VCA, get in kind of an old-fashoined high-fisted stance, and as soon as it all went off I'd grab him by the nuts and not let go.

    It's certainly a dirty way to go but is a never-fail way to put an end to such silliness.

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    Default Re: What's the best cologne for a streetfight?

    Emad, I think I agree with you. For optimum results, eating the garlic, you should focus on the core of every clove, especially if it has turned green; the human body can't digest that part and it's the reason why some people reek of garlic after eating some. Actually, I'd push it further and add that filling your pockets with meat a few weeks prior to the fight and making a point of collecting feces would add to the accord! If it's too repulsive, than I'd say, ok, go for Hi Karate as it's name has a nice ring to it for a fight.

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    Zino Davidoff or Ungaro III- if the person involved in the streetfight has swashbuckling talents
    Salvador Dali PH- if the person involved in the streetfight has supernatural (almost demonic) powers

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    Default Re: What's the best cologne for a streetfight?

    Trebor, I like your idea. If I ever know I'll end up in a street fight, I'll try that cocktail but I'll make sure I drink some of the Jack Daniels and regurgitate some of it so that there is bile it!

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    Default Re: What's the best cologne for a streetfight?

    Why Kouros of course - half the battle won already.

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    What? No recommendation for Quorum?

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    AdG seemed to be the choice where I grew up. It may not be the best but it was surely the most popular.

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    Many Great suggestions.....I'll go with Vintage Tabarome
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    Default Re: What's the best cologne for a streetfight?

    Well, i'd wanna smell of blood -- so Yatagan is the obvious choice

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    Fracas - sprayed straight to my opponent's face.

    Better than UV-dyed pepper spray, IMO.

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    At my muay thai school we have some boxing gloves that are provided for newbies without a pair of their own. Get a pair of those, (especially the ones with duck tape that have been there for about 5 years) after a class and squeeze some juice out. That's some "Grade A" man-cheese juice for you.

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    Pure gasoline. Splash it liberally all over your man self.

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    Default Re: What's the best cologne for a streetfight?

    I'm not wearing anything else but this



    Yes, thats the Kung Fu Panda EDT
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    ^ *Giddy with laughter*

    Don't forget your Panda tee and socks.

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    Yatagan! you'll win because they'll wonder "how the hell does this guy always manage to bring celery soup with him"

    Oh...All irony aside, a wicked scent!
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    Azzaro Pour Homme... it already smells like a street fight

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    Hoppe's No.9

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    Honestly
    I would wear nothing less than Ungaro III, it reminds me of Zoro and hence gives me that indescribable feeling that I am some masked hero getting the world rid of scum bags one at a time (or two)!

    and end the fight with a fat Z in the air
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    My boxing skills are great, but my grappling/wrestling moves aren't up to snuff. I'd want to keep my opponent at arm's length so... half a bottle of:


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    None and / or a generous amount of garlic, onions and paprika eaten 12 to 24 before the fight. As a freestyle and greco - roman wrestler, I can assure you sweat (ammonia) plus these three mentioned will make an impression in your rival that will take some training for him to overcome.
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    Kouros...it smells ghastly and hopefully they won't want to get close to you.

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    Won't lie... we used to splash a little diesel (the fuel) onto our inner-forearms and if you got into a grapple, they'd have tears/slightly blinded by that. To be honest, Grey Flannel works just as good on it's opening.
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    Posting in a thread like this is an official confirmation that you're a fragrance freak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladdypwnz View Post
    Posting in a thread like this is an official confirmation that you're a fragrance freak.
    Thank you for your confirmation. The more the merrier.

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    Paco Rabanne pour Homme (make them feel they are beating with a 70's tough guy)

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    Default Re: What's the best cologne for a streetfight?

    I was reading a Batman comic where he used concentrated male pheromones to intimidate his opponents. If it's good enough for B-Man it's good enough for me.

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    I think Youth Dew makes sense.

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    One Man Show layered with Salvador Dali pour Homme.

    OMS for the knock-out.

    SDpH to induce fear/nightmares on recovery.
    ointments and perfume delight the heart....

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    Lol traumatize him for life with Dali. The bottle alone is a nightmare (I like it)

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    Default Re: What's the best cologne for a streetfight?

    Quote Originally Posted by Xephon23 View Post
    I was reading a Batman comic where he used concentrated male pheromones to intimidate his opponents. If it's good enough for B-Man it's good enough for me.
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    Default Re: What's the best cologne for a streetfight?

    After I knock him out, I'll unzip my pants and soak him in Kouros extrait.

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    Obviously I would go for Love in White although this might be violating a chemical weapons ban.

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