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  1. #31
    Mad_Hatter
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    Quote Originally Posted by sharilstuff
    *Blech, blech, blech! *
    Is that supposed to mimic the sound of a LAUGH????
    Must be from a mummy movie then!???????

    Grumph! Grumph! Schepper!

  2. #32

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    No, it's my expletive of "ick". *Meant to convey an aversion to this....er.....practice - his OR mine. *No way, Jose!

    OMG! This thread is bringing to mind my favorite scene from Austin Powers:

    "How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first - top and tails....'whore's bath'? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'.." ROFL!

  3. #33

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad_Hatter
    What the heck is FDS?
    Feminine (coochie) deodorant spray.

    "You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality." - Ayn Rand

    "I hold it that a little rebellion now and then is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical...It is a medicine necessary for the sound health of government." - Thomas Jefferson

  4. #34

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    Wow, learn something new every day i guess (FDS, lol).

  5. #35
    Mad_Hatter
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    Quote Originally Posted by sharilstuff
    like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'.." * ROFL!
    "outdoor plumbing", "undercarriage"....
    Screech!

    But what's "how's your father"? and ROFL? Please don't keep me in the dark!
    I think Shakespeare is NOTHING compared to BN. Honestly!

    Some conversations in bed late at night must be really hilarious....

  6. #36

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    I would suggest Smalto's Full Choke because the bottle looks like a willy.
    Fine fragrance is alive; it breathes, unfolds and unravels with each passing hour....

    Roja Dove

  7. #37

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    I often dip my beanbag in a vat of Canoe before hitting the clubs.
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    5. Francois Charles by Rance 1795
    6. Puro Intense by Nejma
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  8. #38

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    Well, you'd have to ask Mike Meyers for the true meaning of "how's your father"; but I think it's pretty clear that he meant he'd give it a thorough scrubbing and inspection. *LOL


    OMG CreedFan - you're sick.....funny, though...I must admit.

  9. #39

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    If you must use a cologne down there I suggest Fullchoke, Feeling Man, Cumming, or Bogner Man
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  10. #40
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    Default Re: Fragrance for "Private" Area?

    Quote Originally Posted by AZsmells
    If you must use a cologne down there I suggest Fullchoke, Feeling Man, Cumming, or Bogner Wood
    Oh God I was waiting for someone to compile the best colognes for exactly this joke. Well done AZ.

  11. #41

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    'how's your father 'british slang for a risque act ,in the austin powers film probabably meaning a spanking of the monkey can also be used along the lines of met this bird at a club took her home a bit of hows your father on the the sofa two days later i'm having a jimmmy and it's like i'm pissing razor blades and my old boy is in a right two and eight .Could also be used to say that you gave it considerable effort

  12. #42

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    How 'bout Lauder's Pleasures for men? Or Curve?
    Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??

  13. #43
    Mad_Hatter
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    I'm wondering nobody's mentioned Guerlain's Eau de Cologne du Coq. Should be perfect. :

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    Another sign that the apocalypse is nearing:


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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimPickins
    Another sign that the apocalypse is nearing:


    http://www.menessentials.com/oxid.ph...060d4.62742385
    hahahahaha

  16. #46

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    • Lightly fragranced
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