> Hei, by Alfred Sung. I said, 'HEI!' Runner up: Creed Silver Mountain Water.
Thread: Everyone name one stinker!
Name one cologne that makes you sick when you smell it.....
For me it's FENDI UOMO. It smells like the worst BO and I remember when this was popular, I could pick it's stinch out of a crowd of people. Lagerfeld is close behind. Yuck.
> Hei, by Alfred Sung. I said, 'HEI!' Runner up: Creed Silver Mountain Water.
no no no.... The real stinker is
L'Eau Bleue by Issey Miyake
Amouage Gold...Amouage Gold...Amouage Gold...Amouage Gold...Amouage Gold...Amouage Gold...Amouage Gold...Amouage Gold...Amouage Gold...Amouage Gold > > >
Hermes d'Orange Verte
All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Ted Lapidus. The one in the cheap gery bottle. A total YUCK frag, to me.
I guess I get to be the first to say Kouros.
There are scents I don't like, then there's Kouros, which is actually gross. It smells like cheap air freshener badly losing the battle with a very stinky public toilet,
Originally Posted by baron
I am going to agree with everything you said about Kouros. It is, without a doubt, the most awful 'thing' I have ever smelled.
Pepe Le Peu
Close second: Fahrenheit
i have never hated somthing as 'Ted Lapidus'.
you are right sabatar.
it is very cheap & ugly
Iceberg Fluid Man. Absolutely horrendous. Seriously, I'm almost having dry heaves just thinking about it
:P :P :P Passion by Elizabeth Taylor :P :P :P
I agree on the Amouage Gold, stuff is horrandous and very over-priced. To each his own. ;D
Current top 5:
1. Puredistance M
2. Kilian Apple Brandy
3. Amouage Fate Man
4. Andrea Maack Coven
5. Naomi Goodsir Bois d'Ascese
I agree, I am in quantum disgust for this putrid hell juice!Originally Posted by baron
Oscar Pour Lui has discordant notes and smells like castor oil.
Got a whiff of One Man Show one time, my nose might never forgive me.
I guess that's two stinkers. Sorry.
Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??
BVLGARI BLV pour homme
smells like aluminum and ginger :not in a good way :P
I smell marshmallows!
Estee Lauder - 'Beyond Paradise'
Plain Awful! >
I could understand and forgive almost all colognes.
A*Men and Hanae Mori For Men - NO!!!
Vetiver The Great!!!
Joop! and Cool Water are totally hurl-inducing to me. Literally.
Anything by Gianfranco Ferre.
Caron Pour Un Homme and Aqua di Gio' pour Femme.
Well...since I am a masachist (spelling)
I will venture to sephora today at lunch to smell Kouros ;D I have to know what "hell juice" smells like ;D
The correct spelling is 'masochist'. Now I bet you wouldn't mind me publicly correcting youOriginally Posted by rjrober22
Yes, Kouros. Also Estee Lauder Metropolis which smells like the city dump!
Founder- Cosa Nosetra
Patchouli hell...umm, I mean Givenchy Gentleman.
1. Lagerfeld Photo
2. Everything else by Lagerfeld :P
Moustache by Rochas is a horrible sour old lady powdery scent...
Another stinkers: Zino Davidoff (Argh! :P ), Nino Cerruti pour homme, Givenchy InsensŽ (Floral hell)
Joop...... nuff said....
JOOP ! :P
KINGDOM !!! (that said, I do like it...).
Whenever someone is wearing this, I run for fresh air.
Top 5 for Winter:
1) Straight to Heaven - By Kilian
2) Back to Black - By Kilian
3) Musk Oud - By Kilian
4) Encre Noire - Lalique
5) M7 (vintage or Oud Absolu) - YSL
My mission statement: "I am not afraid to keep on living - I am not afraid to walk this world alone."
I'll have to agree with Fahrenheit, though I know many really like this. I'm so glad I only got a mini of this one. Smells like gasoline on me, both to my nose and my wife's.Originally Posted by Ballardbeau
I remember from an episode in 'Three's company' when the girls thought Jack was in love with an old lady, so they asked Larry to seduce the old lady. Larry leaned over the old lady and asked what perfume she was wearing. The old lady responded "Ben Gay". It was one of the funniest moments of 'Three's company'.
Sorry for getting off topic...
Out of the hundred or so fragrances I have smelled over the last twenty-some-odd years, the only one that made me wonder, "How could ANYONE think this smells good?" is:
Pour Un Homme (Caron)
All the other scents I dislike (e.g., Piper Nigrum), I at least can understand and generally tolerate. Pour Un Homme makes me want to run away...
Eau sauvage extreme------------------vomitiva
#TOP 5#: Polo Crest, Romeo Gigli,Jockey Club C&M, Jean Pascal Homme,Floris N 89
I'll second Le Male. That is the worst smelling thing I have ever intentionally put on my skin- and it wouldn't wash off!
Welllllllll.......I think I am going to puke...why did I not just take your word for it...I took a small spot between my thumb and index finger....sprayed....smelled....thought, hmmm not that bad....10 minutes later I was running to the mall restrooms and began scrubbing my hands.Originally Posted by rjrober22
even after washing my hands I can still detect somewhat...how disgusting...any suggestions on what to spray here to cover up.
I love A*MEN and Silver by Amouage...would this cover the scent of Kouros?
This is such a heavily subjective topic...
I'm actually having a hard time thinking of stuff that I strongly dislike...oh...wait...I just remembered one:
Pi --sickly sweet vanilla overload
Top 3: London Gentleman, Blackbeard's Delight, and Sex Panther. (It works 60% of the time, every time.)
Sadly, Eau Sauvage.
My deepest apologies, M. Roudnitska.
I want to like this classic, but lo these thirty years later, it inevitably recalls for me a wholly unpleasant ö even repugnant ö evening.
Alas, the olfactory memory response is remarkable. That limbic system is so powerful!
I was around a guy in a training class that was wearing Cool Water and it almost mad me puke. Terrible stuff.Originally Posted by Concord
Well put! Now you just have to smell Acqua di Gi˜ pour Femme and then join the club!Originally Posted by Dennis
For all you Kouros haters I hated it too when I first tried it at Sephora. I bought a bottle of it for some reason and now I love it.
The biggest stinker for me is Canoe which my uncle gave me as a gift once.
Oriscent, AgarAura Pure Ouds, Creed, LIDGE, Patou Pour Homme, tons of niche and rare stuff for sale!
The absolute worst and most vile fragrance I know of is Grey Flannel---I bought a bottle for $4 on clearance at Wal-Mart so I didn't waste much money but I don't think I would wear it unless I was going out on a date with an ugly girl who I never wanted to see again.
What a nice bunch of beautiful scents named here. It looks like all noses are VERY different!!
My stinker is Habit Rouge - makes me sick, for real!
Too many to name! If I had to pick one though ... Hmmmm ... gonna go with Pasha de Cartier. Literally "right at the top of my throat" sickening to me.
Obsession for women - CK
And some candy-floss scented cologne my bro bought from a market for $2.
Caron Pour Un Homme
Totally on board with the Eau Sauvage slam.
I experienced a total mind/body/spirit - "NO, NEIN, NICHTS !!!" when I tried this one out not once, not twice, but three times!
I gave mine to the cleaning lady for her husband. She thanked me when I gave it to her, she did ... then never mentioned it again!
XXX Eau Sauvage XXX
Hummer. It smells like vomit.
Anyone whom wants to experience the worst fragrance in existence, please PM me your address so I can send my bottle of Iceberg Fluid Man to you, all expenses paid.
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Well, 'Touch' by Fred Hayman is honestly bad enough to make you want to wear Antonio Banderas!
Thanks to the author of this thread. The laughs have been very welcome!
Choose to believe, choose joy.
Scelga di credere, scelga la gioia.
memorie d'homme by nina ricci
smells like fish curry :-/
i wonder how they could replace ricci club for this stinker ???
Gucci Rush is the first thing that comes to my mind.
mmm.. let's see..... my number one stinker is Animale Animale and Givenchy Gentleman... ugh! I can't stand either one of these. PUTRID!