JOOP ! :P
Thread: Everyone name one stinker!
Joop...... nuff said....
JOOP ! :P
KINGDOM !!! (that said, I do like it...).
Whenever someone is wearing this, I run for fresh air.
"The stench / The stench / Of summer sex / And CK Eternity, oh hell yes"
-Fall Out Boy, "Uma Thurman"
I'll have to agree with Fahrenheit, though I know many really like this. I'm so glad I only got a mini of this one. Smells like gasoline on me, both to my nose and my wife's.Originally Posted by Ballardbeau
I remember from an episode in 'Three's company' when the girls thought Jack was in love with an old lady, so they asked Larry to seduce the old lady. Larry leaned over the old lady and asked what perfume she was wearing. The old lady responded "Ben Gay". It was one of the funniest moments of 'Three's company'.
Sorry for getting off topic...
Out of the hundred or so fragrances I have smelled over the last twenty-some-odd years, the only one that made me wonder, "How could ANYONE think this smells good?" is:
Pour Un Homme (Caron)
All the other scents I dislike (e.g., Piper Nigrum), I at least can understand and generally tolerate. Pour Un Homme makes me want to run away...
Eau sauvage extreme------------------vomitiva
TOP 5: Antico Caruso, Penhaligons Racquets, Great Jones Bond nº 9, HDP 1725, Floris nº 89
I'll second Le Male. That is the worst smelling thing I have ever intentionally put on my skin- and it wouldn't wash off!
Welllllllll.......I think I am going to puke...why did I not just take your word for it...I took a small spot between my thumb and index finger....sprayed....smelled....thought, hmmm not that bad....10 minutes later I was running to the mall restrooms and began scrubbing my hands.Originally Posted by rjrober22
even after washing my hands I can still detect somewhat...how disgusting...any suggestions on what to spray here to cover up.
I love A*MEN and Silver by Amouage...would this cover the scent of Kouros?
This is such a heavily subjective topic...
I'm actually having a hard time thinking of stuff that I strongly dislike...oh...wait...I just remembered one:
Pi --sickly sweet vanilla overload
Top 3: London Gentleman, Blackbeard's Delight, and Sex Panther. (It works 60% of the time, every time.)
Sadly, Eau Sauvage.
My deepest apologies, M. Roudnitska.
I want to like this classic, but lo these thirty years later, it inevitably recalls for me a wholly unpleasant ö even repugnant ö evening.
Alas, the olfactory memory response is remarkable. That limbic system is so powerful!
I was around a guy in a training class that was wearing Cool Water and it almost mad me puke. Terrible stuff.Originally Posted by Concord
Well put! Now you just have to smell Acqua di Gi˜ pour Femme and then join the club!Originally Posted by Dennis
For all you Kouros haters I hated it too when I first tried it at Sephora. I bought a bottle of it for some reason and now I love it.
The biggest stinker for me is Canoe which my uncle gave me as a gift once.
The absolute worst and most vile fragrance I know of is Grey Flannel---I bought a bottle for $4 on clearance at Wal-Mart so I didn't waste much money but I don't think I would wear it unless I was going out on a date with an ugly girl who I never wanted to see again.
What a nice bunch of beautiful scents named here. It looks like all noses are VERY different!!
My stinker is Habit Rouge - makes me sick, for real!
Too many to name! If I had to pick one though ... Hmmmm ... gonna go with Pasha de Cartier. Literally "right at the top of my throat" sickening to me.
Obsession for women - CK
And some candy-floss scented cologne my bro bought from a market for $2.
Caron Pour Un Homme
Totally on board with the Eau Sauvage slam.
I experienced a total mind/body/spirit - "NO, NEIN, NICHTS !!!" when I tried this one out not once, not twice, but three times!
I gave mine to the cleaning lady for her husband. She thanked me when I gave it to her, she did ... then never mentioned it again!
XXX Eau Sauvage XXX
Hummer. It smells like vomit.
Anyone whom wants to experience the worst fragrance in existence, please PM me your address so I can send my bottle of Iceberg Fluid Man to you, all expenses paid.
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Well, 'Touch' by Fred Hayman is honestly bad enough to make you want to wear Antonio Banderas!
Thanks to the author of this thread. The laughs have been very welcome!
Choose to believe, choose joy.
Scelga di credere, scelga la gioia.
memorie d'homme by nina ricci
smells like fish curry :-/
i wonder how they could replace ricci club for this stinker ???
Gucci Rush is the first thing that comes to my mind.
mmm.. let's see..... my number one stinker is Animale Animale and Givenchy Gentleman... ugh! I can't stand either one of these. PUTRID!