Congratulations on the blood pressure. 50 years old. That is, like, twice my age. Just think of all the things you experienced firsthand in your half of a century - The Rolling Stones on Ed Sullivan, the 1967 Pontiac Firebird, Neil Armstrong on the moon... * Things that I can only read about in history books.
Do you get discounts on frags with your AARP card?
Being sensitive to your sensibilities, I was going outside the box to suggest Passage d'Enfer although I have never smelled it - and it could be misconstrued as bad taste - your 'cologne' is not a 'passage of hell'. *I meant it as a metaphor for enduring an unpleasant experience - like a driver's exam when you are 16 or taking your young nephews to see Harry Potter movies.
Just kidding about being twice my age. I'll be looking forward to my cologne - oscopy in 22 years which would make you approximately, well, Hey - here's an idea....
A special board for 'mature' Basenoters!