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    Default What frag to wear for annual physical?

    Well, gals, this morning I went for that annual pap smear , and I gave a little thought as to what kind of fragrance statement I wanted to make. Being sensitive to others' sensitivities, I didn't want to radiate sillage, yet I wanted some identity and odor confidence. Opted for a light application of Highland Lilac from a sample vial and feel pretty good about that choice. Do you give this scenerio special frag consideration?

    By the by, BP is 116/70. Pretty good for age 50 and weighing 2-many pounds! Next thing to think about--what's the perfect frag for one's first cologne-oscopy??? :

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    Congratulations on the blood pressure. 50 years old. That is, like, twice my age. Just think of all the things you experienced firsthand in your half of a century - The Rolling Stones on Ed Sullivan, the 1967 Pontiac Firebird, Neil Armstrong on the moon... * Things that I can only read about in history books.

    Do you get discounts on frags with your AARP card?

    Being sensitive to your sensibilities, I was going outside the box to suggest Passage d'Enfer although I have never smelled it - and it could be misconstrued as bad taste - your 'cologne' is not a 'passage of hell'. *I meant it as a metaphor for enduring an unpleasant experience - like a driver's exam when you are 16 or taking your young nephews to see Harry Potter movies.

    Just kidding about being twice my age. I'll be looking forward to my cologne - oscopy in 22 years which would make you approximately, well, Hey - here's an idea....

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    ;D :-* ;D You, ladies, are a trip! :-* ;D :-*


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    Default Re: What frag to wear for annual physical?

    Quote Originally Posted by Veronica
    50 years old. That is, like, twice my age. Just think of all the things you experienced firsthand in your half of a century - The Rolling Stones on Ed Sullivan, the 1967 Pontiac Firebird, Neil Armstrong on the moon... * Things that I can only read about in history books.
    Honest to goodness, my first car WAS a '67 Firebird (3-speed on the column). What's really mind-blowing, perspective-wise, is my dad was born in 1894 (that's not a typo). He knew guys who were in the Civil War.

    V, you had, as I would expect, a great answer to the cologne-oscopy question. Now, I've got a mammogram scheduled for next Monday, what do I wear ... ?
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    I can't believe my fingers are typing this. OK, this is for Monday: :-[ :-[ :-[ http://www.basenotes.net/ID26124399.html

    And seriously, whatever makes you feel comfortable, something sitting pretty and close to the skin. Guerlains?



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    Default Re: What frag to wear for annual physical?

    That's a real Lulu, Timberwolf!

    (Too much time on my hands ...)

    Medical tests/treatments and their fragrance correlatives

    Audiology exam: Tender Whisper (Victoria's Secret)
    Blood panel: Deep Red (Hugo)
    Cardio fitness test: Breathless (Victoria's Secret)
    Cardiogram: Happy Heart (Clinique)
    Cataract exam: Perfect Veil (Creative Scentualizations)
    Celebrity dermabrasion: The Exact Friction of Stars (Pilar & Lucy)
    CT scan: Magnetism (Escada)
    Mammogram: C-Squeeze (MAC)
    Neurological sensitivity testing: Tender Touch (Burberry)
    Pregnancy test: Maybe Baby (BeneFit)
    Urology diabetes screening: Sweet Pea (Demeter)

    I could imagine a medical department for Vera Wang, too, but the boy basenoters can take it from here.
    In a world where 6 million people are added each month, every landscape matters.

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    Wow - those are some really good ones.

    That is a co-inky dink about Firebirds. Mine was a red / white 1967 convertible with an automatic on the column (rare, but not as rare as a 3-speed on the column) and BENCH SEATS! I love 1967 and 1968, but especially 1967 - wing windows. It smelled like a CdG Series 6 Synthetic. *

    Mammogram?*I'm afraid I haven't tested the fragrance I'm recommending from Princess Jelisaveta Karadjordjevic. Everyone knows that princesses work very hard, except for

    Quote Originally Posted by Magnifiscent
    Ladies here can be a bit lazy... * ...I'd really also like to view young princesses grow becoming proud queens of their domain...
    Now that the holidays are over, we can resume business as usual.

    Quote Originally Posted by Veronica
    Here at the Basenotes Female Fragrance Discussion, we are genteel ladies. We do not condone violence. We make catty remarks until they go home crying.
    Anyhoo, the exam room is usually kept at a comfortable 38 degrees F (and *don't forget the thermally-uninsulated paper gown with the open-back feature). The person conducting the test will caution, "Now this may pinch a little bit." Like hell - it will definitely pinch. A lot.

    So I recommend E. I am uncertain but I believe it is pronounced EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: What frag to wear for annual physical?

    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
    Please, spritz responsibly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarry
    That's a real Lulu, Timberwolf!

    (Too much time on my hands ...)

    Medical tests/treatments and their fragrance correlatives

    Audiology exam: Tender Whisper (Victoria's Secret)
    Blood panel: Deep Red (Hugo)
    Cardio fitness test: Breathless (Victoria's Secret)
    Cardiogram: Happy Heart (Clinique)
    Cataract exam: Perfect Veil (Creative Scentualizations)
    Celebrity dermabrasion: The Exact Friction of Stars (Pilar & Lucy)
    CT scan: Magnetism (Escada)
    Mammogram: C-Squeeze (MAC)
    Neurological sensitivity testing: Tender Touch (Burberry)
    Pregnancy test: Maybe Baby (BeneFit)
    Urology diabetes screening: Sweet Pea (Demeter)

    I could imagine a medical department for Vera Wang, too, but the boy basenoters can take it from here.
    haha good work! For a urine test maybe Kouros since everyone smells pee in it.
    for STD screening: Ho Hang
    Oriscent, AgarAura Pure Ouds, Creed, LIDGE, Patou Pour Homme, tons of niche and rare stuff for sale!
    http://www.basenotes.net/threads/253...er-100-items!!

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    Default Re: What frag to wear for annual physical?

    Quote Originally Posted by Quarry
    That's a real Lulu, Timberwolf!

    (Too much time on my hands ...)

    Medical tests/treatments and their fragrance correlatives

    Audiology exam: Tender Whisper (Victoria's Secret)
    Blood panel: Deep Red (Hugo)
    Cardio fitness test: Breathless (Victoria's Secret)
    Cardiogram: Happy Heart (Clinique)
    Cataract exam: Perfect Veil (Creative Scentualizations)
    Celebrity dermabrasion: The Exact Friction of Stars (Pilar & Lucy)
    CT scan: Magnetism (Escada)
    Mammogram: C-Squeeze (MAC)
    Neurological sensitivity testing: Tender Touch (Burberry)
    Pregnancy test: Maybe Baby (BeneFit)
    Urology diabetes screening: Sweet Pea (Demeter)

    I could imagine a medical department for Vera Wang, too, but the boy basenoters can take it from here.
    This thread is hilarious!!! ;D ...And say, speaking of doctors and wangs...

    I went to see my doctor -- you know -- Doctor Wang. ;D
    I said, "Doc -- I've got a problem."
    He says, "Don't say another word. I know what's Wong with Chu."
    I said, "What is it, Doctor?"
    Wang says, "You got Zachary Disease."
    I said, "What on earth is that?"
    He says, "Your breath smell Zachary like a fart!"
    :-X

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    Default Re: What frag to wear for annual physical?

    Quote Originally Posted by Veronica
    That is a co-inky dink about Firebirds. Mine was a red / white 1967 convertible with an automatic on the column (rare, but not as rare as a 3-speed on the column) and BENCH SEATS! I love 1967 and 1968, but especially 1967 - wing windows.
    You're starting to freak me out, Veronica The Mystical. WING windows!--my father invented the wing window, but in an ugly court battle with GM, they claimed to have legal rights to the patent, and we went on to live in abject poverty. It was the biggest sour spot in his career as an inventor, and he didn't like it at all when his daughter fell for that sleek, blue GM Firebird. By the way, you know you can spot at '67 'bird or Camara cuz they don't have a reflector on the side near the taillight (added in '68).

    Since you're proving psychic, why don't you go ahead and predict the next trend in fragrances?
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    Nude. To all of them. It's actually very fresh and crispy clean

    Sorry, I couldn't resist.
    "Too much of a good thing is wonderful." -- Mae West

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    Default Re: What frag to wear for annual physical?

    Quote Originally Posted by FufuLaRue
    Nude. *To all of them.
    Arghhh!!! Groooaaan. It's so obvious, we all missed it! Thank you, Fufu!
    In a world where 6 million people are added each month, every landscape matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarry
    Since you're proving psychic, why don't you go ahead and predict the next trend in fragrances?
    I knew you were going to ask.

    Veronica says, "Everyone close their eyes so I can conduct the seance."

    OK, now open them up. *I didn't say Veronica says!

    1. You will have to wait until the movie comes out. *http://www.basenotes.net/community/Y...1135746358/0#0 *(Towards * * * *the bottom of the page.) All that I can say is that Veronica!TheFragrance! and Veronica!TheMovie! will be boffo at the perfume counter and the box office.

    2. Sales of Chanel No. 5 football jerseys will plummet as consumers realize Chanel only has one 'N'.

    3. The news team at WCVB-TV Boston, the ABC affiliate, will be sporting new togs on the evening broadcast.

    Veronica has spoken. [twilight zone theme] Do do do do Do do do do [/twilight zone theme]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ezhno
    [quote author=Quarry link=1136309238/0#5 date=1136328206]That's a real Lulu, Timberwolf!

    (Too much time on my hands ...)

    Medical tests/treatments and their fragrance correlatives

    Audiology exam: Tender Whisper (Victoria's Secret)
    Blood panel: Deep Red (Hugo)
    Cardio fitness test: Breathless (Victoria's Secret)
    Cardiogram: Happy Heart (Clinique)
    Cataract exam: Perfect Veil (Creative Scentualizations)
    Celebrity dermabrasion: The Exact Friction of Stars (Pilar & Lucy)
    CT scan: Magnetism (Escada)
    Mammogram: C-Squeeze (MAC)
    Neurological sensitivity testing: Tender Touch (Burberry)
    Pregnancy test: Maybe Baby (BeneFit)
    Urology diabetes screening: Sweet Pea (Demeter)

    I could imagine a medical department for Vera Wang, too, but the boy basenoters can take it from here.
    This thread is hilarious!!! ;D ...And say, speaking of doctors and wangs...

    I went to see my doctor -- you know -- Doctor Wang. ;D
    I said, "Doc -- I've got a problem."
    He says, "Don't say another word. I know what's Wong with Chu."
    I said, "What is it, Doctor?"
    Wang says, "You got Zachary Disease."
    I said, "What on earth is that?"
    He says, "Your breath smell Zachary like a fart!"
    :-X[/quote]

    LOL. This kind of reminds me- there's a local OB/GYN whose name is, get this, Dr. Soon Torn! He advertised the opening of his office in the paper. i got a good laugh out of it for sure.

    Who would want to get examined by Dr. Soon Torn?

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