I'm not sure how (overly) synthetic fragrances works for you, but Comme des Garçons Skai and Tar are amazing and LOUD wild beasts both of them. They sure are no classics and I don't think they'll ever be but I sure love them none the less. Skai was the first one I thought of when you listed your TYPE fragrances (I own Bandit, Black, Dzing! and Nostalgia of the ones you listed) so I think it could be fitting.
Actually, when I come to think about it, I don't find Skai as insanely synthetic as one would expect. My girlfriend finds cinnamon in this one right away and I agree.