Ha ha ha ha ha! O Chris, you nailed it when it comes to latebreaking, "fresh-smelling" fragrance news!
The only omissions I can see are Creed's usual discreet disclosures about which super-celebrity wears "Eau de TacoBell" as his / her signature scent -- George Clooney?
And what about one of Chandler Burr's short, seriously overheated reviews, in which he tries to sound like Luca Turin or The Pope (Italian Author-i-tye!), but just ends up sounding like someone trying to sound like them?!