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    Cool showdown at ebay corral

    A sultry wind from the South blew the last forlorn tumbleweeds across the dusty path leading to the ebay corral. Somewhere in the background I heard the distant tired ring of the mission church bell. For whom was it tolling? The answer was only a draw away. I was alone. Facing them, the entire clan of nimble-handed, cold-hearted, tight-lipped perfume bidders. We knew the stakes. High. Very high. A last brief glance at my dented silver pocket watch. The dance begins...

    [Sam Peckinpah sequence]

    The dust began to settle, revealing a sight that would make some grown men turn pale as the bedsheets in Rosie's Bar & Etablissement back in Dodge City. My trusted handcrafted Smith&Wesson optical mouse was as hot as the Chipotle chilis in Mama Calavera's black bean and beef stew. I was slightly wounded, my arm feeling numb and strained at the same time. But the booty was mine. All mine. Enough to leave this hard life as a frag trophy hunter behind, maybe start up a little perfume ranch somewhere in California, perhaps ‘round those Beverly Hills. Giddiyap old mare, off into the sunset

    THE END

    Credits:
    Caron Infini 15ml Parfum Extrait NIB – impossibly luxurious bisexual diva
    Nina Ricci Phileas EdT 200ml NIB – seasoned, rarely seen world traveler
    Caron Aimez-Moi 100ml Edt NIB - the little Missy in Daddy’s arms
    Gattinono Couture 50ml used (80%) left – almond eyes, stylish, exquisitely dressed diva
    H&R Duftatlas (H&R Fragrance Guide) – old, but worthy frag preacher
    My Wardrobe
    II est de forts parfums pour qui toute matière/Est poreuse. On dirait qu'ils pénètrent le verre.

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    and writin' tall in the saddle!

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    Frankie Laine must have had you in mind

    .... Ok corral, OK corral
    there the outlaw band make their final stand
    OK corral
    oh my dearest one must I
    lay down my gun or take the chance of losing you forever....

    For the rest I will keep my mouth shut in silent admiration for this filmscript
    Ennio Morricone: music please!!
    The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp

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    ennio, thank you!

    hey this guy deserves more accolades for this post, come on people!

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    I guess I'm the only one who has no idea what the hell you're talking about!
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectfeet
    I guess I'm the only one who has no idea what the hell you're talking about!
    Google "OK Corral" This is a hilarious post, the credits alone are worth reading!
    The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp

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    Good Life,
    Nice shootin', Tex!!!!!

    We need you in Hollywood. Are you sure you're not from Austin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectfeet
    I guess I'm the only one who has no idea what the hell you're talking about!
    Geez, ah reckon the Western ain't no longer a source of Americans' collective identity. Ah say git yer hands on that mighty clever dame Joan Didion's essay "John Wayne: a love song." Yehaa
    My Wardrobe
    II est de forts parfums pour qui toute matière/Est poreuse. On dirait qu'ils pénètrent le verre.

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    "well should we kill him sheriff"
    nope, I dont reckon so boys
    "noise galore: well why not sheriff?
    "quiet:I want him to live. I want him to know what it's like. I want him to think about it, every day,
    will this spritz be my last"

    everyone singing "Do not forsake me oh my darling"

    dolly back and camera leaves planet.







    d'zing

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