All the members pulled together and made up a false description of Body Kouros just to throw you off, and now all our hard work has finally paid off!
But seriously, I consider this to be a very manly in a modern way...I can't detect a single thing about it that would be considered feminine.
Smooth benzoin and hot incense, rounded out with mace and eucalyptus. Mmmmmmm.
Even your criticisms made me want to smell it. If there is an elementary school where the girls are wearing this, I'm going to send my kids there.