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    Default What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    I really do wonder. Come on English guys!

    I don't know much about unisex or female frags so no idea at the moment.
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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    Quote Originally Posted by KiatBkk
    I really do wonder. Come on English guys!

    I don't know much about unisex or female frags so no idea at the moment.
    This is really one for the women's forum, but ok, I'll take a stab…

    Anything she can get her thieving little hands on!
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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eluard
    This is really one for the women's forum, but ok, I'll take a stab…

    Anything she can get her theiving little hands on!
    Yeah but, no but... I so can't believe you just said that! ;-) Something cheap in a pink bottle I guess. Or would that better suit Daffyd Thomas? ;-)

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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    These "what would XXX wear" threads are getting more and more obscure... Johnny Weir, Serge Gainsbourg, Vicky Pollard (I'm guessing this is somebody you Brits would recognize?) I have no idea who any of these people are...

    Who's next? What would Tokugawa Ieyasu wear????
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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    Rightly or wrongly I associate Exclamation with such young, erm.. types. This probably has something to do with the fact that it was ubiquitious with girls of 'loose morals' in my hometown when I was a senior fledgling.

    However, to counter that, I met an extremely classy and beautiful Russian lady on a flight a couple of years ago who was wearing it, so ye cannae brand all Exclamation wearers as such

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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    Quote Originally Posted by rach2jlc
    These "what would XXX wear" threads are getting more and more obscure... Johnny Weir, Serge Gainsbourg, Vicky Pollard (I'm guessing this is somebody you Brits would recognize?) I have no idea who any of these people are...

    Who's next? What would Tokugawa Ieyasu wear????
    I just can't agree that Serge Gainsbourg is really that obscure.

    Anyway, I'll take a stab at Tokugawa Ieyasu…

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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eluard
    I just can't agree that Serge Gainsbourg is really that obscure.

    Anyway, I'll take a stab at Tokugawa Ieyasu…

    Shogun by Alain Delon.
    Oh, come on, El, you're not even trying. Everybody knows that he'd wear L'anarchiste, because it would smell the fresh blood of his enemies!
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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    Quote Originally Posted by rach2jlc
    Oh, come on, El, you're not even trying. Everybody knows that he'd wear L'anarchiste, because it would smell the fresh blood of his enemies!
    My bad…
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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    Vicky Pollard would not wear perfume... She would wear Impulse body sprays (which she would occasionally sniff to get a high).

    Favourites would include - Vanilla Kisses, Merely Musk, and Siren for when she was hanging around her old youth club / disco, trying to snag herself a new baby father.

    http://www.unilever.com.au/ourbrands...body_spray.asp

    For special occasions when she wants to be all glamourous, like trying to get a drink in the pub with fake ID, or appearing in court (for shoplifting, fighting, public disturbance charges), Vicky Pollard would pull out the big guns and use a fair bit of her Jade Goody Ssh! perfume.

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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    Quote Originally Posted by moondeva
    Vicky Pollard would pull out the big guns and use a fair bit of her Jade Goody Ssh! perfume.

    HaHa - we have a winner
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    For sure she would wear


    SSSSSSHHHHHH BY GOODY


    Shame she cannot find it at the moment - she will be forced to get it from ebay

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    I love this thread !!! I think she wouldn't wear fragrance at all, but for some reason I would really imagine her smelling of Rice Krispies. Don't ask why. Or maybe some faint detergent smell mixed with that horrible smell of clothes that have been drying in a small, closed room with no air (well I'm sure you get the picture !)

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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    Quote Originally Posted by GGA
    Or would that better suit Daffyd Thomas? ;-)
    You forget that they don't make anything for gays.


    But here's a tougher question:

    What would Marjorie Daws wear?
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    Quote Originally Posted by moondeva
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    For special occasions when she wants to be all glamourous, like trying to get a drink in the pub with fake ID, or appearing in court (for shoplifting, fighting, public disturbance charges), Vicky Pollard would pull out the big guns and use a fair bit of her Jade Goody Ssh! perfume.

    Brilliantly done — as always!
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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    have the English no self control whatsoever cooking up no brainer lumps and passing them off as comics?

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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eluard
    You forget that they don't make anything for gays. !
    How could I forget! Of course they don't make anything for him 'cos he's the only gay in the village - LOL ! And since Emily is already wearing THE Ladie's scent (or any scent when it's for LADIES), Daffyd cannot do that either. Poor Daffyd :-(


    Quote Originally Posted by Eluard
    But here's a tougher question:

    What would Marjorie Daws wear?
    Tougher?! That's easy man! Anything gourmand of course and perhaps something with a little bit of dust. Perfect scent for her could be a mix of oranges, chuklet (=chocolate), cakes and dust. LOL!

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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    It would have to be a few sprays of Samsara that she nicked from her ex boyfriends mum's council flat before they got sent down for breeding dangerous dogs, benefit fraud and fighting after 10 pints of stella with a whiskey top.
    coor blimey mary poppins, is that Aqua Motu or the penguins?

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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    SHUT UP! Oh, my god! Cuz you know that Lindsay Beckett, she's ben gettin on with her brother. It's true! Cuz her brother, Trey, he tried to have a go with me once in the powder room at Marks and Spencer. And NO I did not lift anything from the beauty bar....and..but, yeah, but , no but, yeah but, no but. .....

    Vicky would wear, or steal, Jontue

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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    Quote Originally Posted by graffham
    SHUT UP! Oh, my god! Cuz you know that Lindsay Beckett, she's ben gettin on with her brother. It's true! Cuz her brother, Trey, he tried to have a go with me once in the powder room at Marks and Spencer. And NO I did not lift anything from the beauty bar....and..but, yeah, but , no but, yeah but, no but. .....

    Vicky would wear, or steal, Jontue
    I so can't believe you just said that! LOL! Great to meet another LB-enthusiast here!

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    What in the world are you guys talking about, I don't get any of this!

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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny_Ludlow
    What in the world are you guys talking about, I don't get any of this!
    Oh you have missed so much! Check this site out and you know what's this all about

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/

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    Default Re: What fragrance would Vicky Pollard wear?

    Lol, thanks for all posts. It's a shame they talk about my country in that way--drugs and Tong Ting character. It's funny anyway.
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