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    Wink A lil secret i be sharing with ya'll to please da ladies

    Do yo self a favar and get a norelco bear trimma. then, trim yur armpit and ya private area to reduce forest fires and stank.

    Trust me, this will please yur SO so much

    Keep it coo

    -Robert

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    Oh gee, thanks.

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    LOL! Seriously, I spewed Coke on my keyboard! Hilarious!
    Please, spritz responsibly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xxRobert23 View Post
    Do yo self a favar and get a norelco bear trimma. then, trim yur armpit and ya private area to reduce forest fires and stank.

    Trust me, this will please yur SO so much

    Keep it coo

    -Robert
    Are you sure you don't mean a 'penguin trimma' ?
    Pretty much absent, those bears, at the Antarctic.

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    Stank! ROFLcopters!

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    Seems Grant's hard at work, or not. Either way, love that post.
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    ... still looking for the "funny" part. Spelling, punctuation, grammar. Original thought. Humor.

    <shrug>
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    Non sequitor absurdity--trim yur pits to reduce forest fire. The element of surprise--for a fraction of a second I was just shocked, WTF?? before the joke hit me. Oh, so, yeah....I'm easily amused! I consider it a gift.


    Plus, now I'm giggling again. I want that avatar for my wallpaper! Can't help it, LMAO! And it's twice as funny cuz you don't think it's funny! *wipes eyes*
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoTHukoB View Post
    ... still looking for the "funny" part. Spelling, punctuation, grammar. Original thought. Humor.

    <shrug>
    That's a hell of a lot of analysis for something that requires so little.
    Last edited by pluran; 5th May 2007 at 02:57 AM.

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    [QUOTE=CoTHukoB;1021502]... still looking for the "funny" part. Spelling, punctuation, grammar. Original thought. Humor.

    <shrug>[/Q

    It's hilarious! Not all wit has to be acerbic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shycat View Post
    Non sequitor absurdity--trim yur pits to reduce forest fire. The element of surprise--for a fraction of a second I was just shocked, WTF?? before the joke hit me.
    Aaaah, okay. Well, i get that first part. See, i like to laugh too. It's important. So i'm reading the thing and that part makes a corner of my mouth rise in amusement (sort of, maybe). Then i get to the second part and it's un-funny, a "negative" without a third to offset. It's like a stool on two legs. It lowered the corner of my mouth back down.

    But anyway ... sing it out, Robert! I done you wrong, haha. Pop these "pearls" into the Joke thread.
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    Thank god we don't have any "bears" here in OZ, so therefore we won't be needing a "trimma"!!
    As for the "stank"... well I guess us "pleased" Aussie women will just have to grin and BEAR it!!

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    Uhhh, Sudsy, did you forget about the drop-bears?

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    Do we have those here in the Wild West?
    I thought they were an Eastern animal?

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    hmm, should I laugh or cry :P

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    Actually, even though it was put in such away that most didn't find funny, it is a little truth to that.

    This would apply to those who have a problem with body odor. Uusally those that have problems with body odor have it in the armpit and genital area. Those that like to keep those areas hairy should at least trim that area once a month. Hair holds odor. If you keep these smelly areas full of hair, then it will be hard to clean that area well. Removing the hair allows you to clean the skin in that area well and lets new hair grow. This will help cut down and even eliminate odor in those areas. Those that have problem with body odor should clean these areas well and often.

    PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT WHERE THERE'S ODOR THERE'S BACTERIA!!!!!!

    It is not normal to have an odor on your body anywhere. If you have an odor, then you are cooking up some bacteria and you need to hit up the soap and water. If the area is clean, then there will be no odor. Alot of us have a scent, but we should never have an odor. Having body odor is unhealthy. Soap and water are your best friends.
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    Is this one of those clever stealth marketing campaigns by norelco?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GAIVS IVLIVS CAESAR View Post
    Is this one of those clever stealth marketing campaigns by norelco?
    Now that I do find funny!

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