You say that eBay has bottles of Calvin for Men in abundance, and that they're cheap there. Tain't so, McGee, tain't so. If you'd looked a little closer, you'd have seen that the bottles on eBay are TINY, and that -- with shipping -- they're not cheap, either. There's only one "real size" bottle on eBay right now, and it's $99.99 for a 3.4 oz bottle. Some places online have it for under $100.00, yes, but not very freakin' many. Sorry to burst your bubble, but cheap it ain't.