Your moniker just kills me, it's great. I hope you're as successful with the ladies as your name would seem to indicate!
I'm not a sports frag guy. Yet, I tried one yesterday that I would wear... it's Claiborne Sport (on the package it looks like Liz Sport, at least over here). It has a lemon character, and to me it has just enough powderiness to round it off. Longevity wasn't too bad, even though citrus fragrances are typically short in this department.
Best of all, it's dirt-cheap - I think they're letting them go at a loss, possibly because it's discontinued. Something like Mugler Cologne is probably more subtle and sophisticated, but since I don't care about sports frags, it's not worth the money to me.