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    My wife's F$%*&@g cat knocked my flacon of Bois du Portugal off the vanity shelf and onto the tile floor. Broken into many pieces. I am so pissed off at that freaking cat! This really sucks big time.
    Green Dragon

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    You've got to love cats... they never manage to whack the bottle of Curve..instead... its always the primo juice... something tells me - 'they know!'

    a.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NearFantastica View Post
    You've got to love cats... they never manage to whack the bottle of Curve..instead... its always the primo juice... something tells me - 'they know!'

    a.
    Know of any frags mean and vicious cat hating Dogs love?
    Green Dragon

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    That is one of many, many reasons why we will never, never own a cat! Sorry, I feel terrible for you.

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    facetious comment aside, I also feel terrible for you... not very xmasy event at all..

    a.

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    If your destiny was you should loose your BdP by a cat I think it would've been much better if that terrible animal had drunken it. At least, you would've had a sillage monster in your flat.

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    Or take it as an omen from Bast, The Cat Goddess, telling you to check out a whole bunch of other Creeds you' ve always wanted to try-- but which you haven't so far because you thought they were too expensive.

    Trying to look at the bright side.

    Cheers,

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    Happened to me before - I accidentally dropped my GIT, wished I haven't bought the glass bottle one.

    Maybe its time for you to invest in some carpeting.

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    Ohh! I know exactly how you feel. With five cats and 150 bottles, my one and only loss has been a knocked off bottle of CCX parfum for men.

    I sniffed my hardwood floor for months.
    Please, spritz responsibly.

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    Default Re: Oh, the Horror!!

    the cat, the solstice, and the Bois du Portugal. I would not mess with that cat and by no means get a vicious dog. Your cat knows every single hiding spot in your place and the dog will go insane and find one of your scents offensive.... well

    This is turning into a pretty good story.

    to be continued...


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    My mother used to say: may it be the worst tragedy in your life.

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    Today I was trying to open a sample of Bond No.9 New York to let my wife smell it, and the bloody top wouldn't come off - I pulled and pulled, and carefully of course. I put it down to dry my hands - and she picked up and said, I bet I can get it off, and sure she did... flinging all the juice all over me! Of course, that wouldn't be so bad in itself, but not at that amount, and not with already having just applied my SOTD! Ugh... what a mess!
    "Faites des bętises, mais faites les avec enthousiasme !" Colette

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