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    Default XXX is the best fragrance for YYY

    Millesime Imperial is the best fragrance for picking up chicks

    Cypres Musc is the best fragrance for hiking in the mountains on a cool autumn morning

    Royal Delight is the best fragrance for going to the ballet

    Racquets Formula is the best fragrance for going to the gym

    Musc Ravageaur is the best fragrance for having sex

    Bvlgari Black is the best fragrance for smoking crack in an alley

    Cartier Declaration is the best fragrance for an Indian dinner

    Drakkar Noir is the best fragrance for a Nascar race

    Havana is the best fragrance for smoking a cigar

    New West is the best fragrance for a guy in a T-top trans-am

    your turn!
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    I saw XXX and expected a steamy post.

    I was mistaken.
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    Default Re: XXX is the best fragrance for YYY

    your punishment is that you have to write something funny.

    make it good.
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    Kouros is the best fragrance to attend the FiFi awards.

    Yatagon is the best fragrance to break up with your girlfriend.

    Muscs Kublai Khan is the best fragrance for a Wookie convention.

    CKIn2U is the best fragrance to stalk people on Myspace.

    Cumming is the best fragrance for hanging out with your good friends Righty and Lefty.
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    Cumming is the smell of your sweaty gym sock before you use righty and lefty....

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    "Vintage" Tabarome is the best fragrance to win a war.

    Avignon is the best fragrance for an exorcism.

    Insense Ultramarine is the best fragrance to face the firing squad ( you'll beg for death )

    Aramis is the best fragrance for a duel with rapiers.

    Royal English Leather is the better choice for pistols at dawn.

    Le Roy Soleil is the best fragrance to visit Versailles.

    Versailles is the best fragrance to fire Donald Trump.

    MKK is the best fragrance to have sex with nymphomaniacs in the jungle. (Eat your heart out, Donald)

    Acier Aluminium is the best fragrance for an orgy.

    Nicole Miller is the best fragrance to tell her that you love her.

    Antaeus is the best fragrance to be told that she can't help loving you, no matter how hard she's resisted the temptation.

    Dunhill '34 is the best fragrance to carry a Walther PPK in your custom made suit from Saville Row.

    Anucci Man is the best fragrance to carry a Derringer up your French cuffed sleeve while playing poker.

    Bulgari Black is the best fragrance to break speed limits in your Maserati.

    Stetson is the best fragrance to declare bankruptcy.

    Lacoste Essential is the best fragrance to play golf with your pot bellied buddies.

    Memoire d'Homme is the best fragrance to go on a grapefruit diet.

    Platinum Egoiste is the best fragrance to pick up Paris Hilton.

    Pino Silvestre is the best fragrance to explore moldy crypts.

    Route du Vetiver is the best fragrance to freak out all the Yatagan users.

    Havana is truly the best fragrance to smoke a cigar.

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    le Male is da best fragrance to pick up da' chicks, yo'!
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    Bulgari Black is the best fragrance to wear to a bondage party.

    Salvador Dali is the best fragrance to sacrifice goats to Cthulhu.

    Halzton Z-14 is the best fragrance to wear to a Nascar race, if and only if your favorite driver is Jeff Gordon.

    Kiss for him is the best fragrance to wear to a Kiss concert (duh!)

    Stetson is the best fragrance to wear to a mullet convention.

    Demeter Dirt is the best fragrance to wear to go muddin', or is an obligatory purchase if you drive a Jeep.

    Terre D'Hermes is the best fragrance to wear while washing dishes.

    Yatagan is the best fragrance if you happen to be a chef from Sweden.

    Atman is the best fragrance for the wannabe buddhist.

    Passion for men is the best fragrance to wear to a gay parade.
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    this post is pretty good...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scentronic View Post
    Bvlgari Black is the best fragrance for smoking crack in an alley
    thanks, i have been looking for that one!



    c&s no 88-best scent for visiting EA Poe's grave
    c&s cuba-best scent for drinking mojitos on the porch in the summer
    montale black aoud-best scent for making out in the rain
    chanel egoiste- best scent for drinking hot toddies by the fire and snuggling while watching snow fall


    cheers,
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    Default Re: XXX is the best fragrance for YYY

    Quorum is the best fragrance for smoking cigarettes.

    Jovan Musk is the best fragrance for attending a Dokken concert.

    Original Vetiver is the best fragrance for acting like you have money.

    Van Cleef & Arpels is the best fragrance for carrying out a hit.

    Chanel Egoiste is the best fragrance for jet setting.

    Guerlain Vetiver is the best fragrance for starting the week.

    Kouros is the best fragrance for growing chest hair.

    Paul Sebastian is the best fragrance for trying to imitate a 70's porn star. (Just the look.)

    Acqua di Parma is the best fragrance for instant class.

    Selection Verte is the best fragrance for smelling like toothpaste.
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    Agent Provocateur is the best fragrance for wearing your wife's panties to the office.

    Platinum Egoiste is the best fragrance for sacking employees.

    Minotaure is the best fragrance for shagging on animal-skin rugs.

    Joop! Homme is the best fragrance for inducing vomiting after poisons have been swallowed.

    Kouros is the best fragrance for scaring small children. And their furry pets.

    Kingdom is the best fragrance for disguising your rancid B.O.

    Mugler Cologne is the best fragrance for scenting your bedsheets and bath towels.

    Black Orchid is the best fragrance to wear to an S&M party.

    A*men is the best fragrance for when you're going without dessert.

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    Kiehl's is the best fragrance when you haven't washed for two days.

    Cuir Ottoman is the best fragrance for making out on a leather sofa.

    L'Anarchiste is the best fragrance for a killing rampage.

    AdP Colonia is the best fragrance when you've just come out of the shower.

    AdG is the best fragrance for smelling like every other frat kid.

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    Haha I forgot I started this thread last night!

    I am really impressed by the participation and answers!

    Some favorites:

    Kouros is the best fragrance for growing chest hair

    Stetson is the best fragrance to wear to a mullet convention

    Terre d'Hermes " " washing dishes ...(why?!)

    CKIn2U is the best fragrance to stalk people on Myspace.

    Avignon is the best fragrance for an exorcism. (100% accurate!)

    "Vintage" Tabarome is the best fragrance to win a war.
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    white linen is the best fragrance for extracting civet from the anal glands

    creed MI is the best fragrance for harvesting watermellon

    Geir is the best fragrance for taking big fat dumps

    Gendarme is the best fragrance for more watery / bits and peices dumps

    Odeur 53 is the best fragrance for trying to communicate with computers

    Drakkar Noir is the best fragrance for "doing it up big dawg style"

    Safari is the best fragrance when you desperatley have to pretend to be an orthodontist

    Erolfa is the best fragrance to spray around sea loving people if they have cookies and you wanna get extra cookies yo

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    Quote Originally Posted by smellyliquid View Post
    creed MI is the best fragrance for harvesting watermellon
    Haha. Oh how I WANT to go there...

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    YSL Kouros Cologne Sport Eau D`Ete is the best fragrance for a mouthwash.
    My current Fall-Winter rotation: Baldessarini EdC - Canali Men - Dior Homme Sport - Gucci PH I - Guerlain Homme - Issey Miyake L`Eau D`Issey PH Intense - Lalique Encre Noir - Loewe Solo - Terre d`Hermes - YSL Rive Gauche PH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri View Post
    Agent Provocateur is the best fragrance for wearing your wife's panties to the office.

    Platinum Egoiste is the best fragrance for sacking employees.

    Minotaure is the best fragrance for shagging on animal-skin rugs.

    Joop! Homme is the best fragrance for inducing vomiting after poisons have been swallowed.

    Kouros is the best fragrance for scaring small children. And their furry pets.

    Kingdom is the best fragrance for disguising your rancid B.O.

    Mugler Cologne is the best fragrance for scenting your bedsheets and bath towels.

    Black Orchid is the best fragrance to wear to an S&M party.

    A*men is the best fragrance for when you're going without dessert.


    Brilliant!

    Dimitri rocks!

    Praise and blessingst should be heaped upon Scentronic for starting one of the best threads.
    You deserve an award.


    Some of my other favorites thus far:

    Atman is the best fragrance for the wannabe buddhist. Genius!!

    Drakkar Noir is the best fragrance for "doing it up big dawg style" No comment needed

    L'Anarchiste is the best fragrance for a killing rampage. I am so tempted . . .

    Quorum is the best fragrance for smoking cigarettes How very true.

    Van Cleef & Arpels is the best fragrance for carrying out a hit. I plead the 5th.

    Wonderful, gentlemen!

    I am duly impressed.

    Cheers,

    Mario
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    Idole de Lubin is the best fragrance for putting the point of a cutlass at the back of your enemies and walking them off the plank into the sea.

    (Well, that's all I could think of adding at the moment. But are we really going to let this thread die such an early death? It seems a shame)

    Cheers,

    Mario
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    Quote Originally Posted by smellyliquid View Post
    Geir is the best fragrance for taking big fat dumps

    Gendarme is the best fragrance for more watery / bits and peices dumps
    Thanks dude, this will help a lot - Usually when I take a crap, I stand there for ten minutes first, trying to decide which fragrance to wear!
    Lately I've been wearing:
    Windsor, Bois de Santal, Original Santal, Elixir, Douro, Endymion, Reflection, Arcus, Marwah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scentronic View Post
    Thanks dude, this will help a lot - Usually when I take a crap, I stand there for ten minutes first, trying to decide which fragrance to wear!

    i just LOLed at that
    I'm a colognosaurus. Rawr!

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    Diptyque L'Autre is the best one to be wearing when you're asked what you're wearing. Then you can reply, "I'm wearing 'The Other,'" and it's true in several ways!
    --Chris
    That girl, that bottle, that mattress and me.

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    Axe Vice is the best fragrance for donning a wifebeater & shooting pool with your bulldyke buddies. Not that I do this or anything..........




    OK I sometimes do this
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    Avignon is the best fragrance for meditating

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    Kingdom is the best fragrance for mastur... uh, meditating. Yeah, that's the ticket.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scentronic View Post
    Thanks dude, this will help a lot - Usually when I take a crap, I stand there for ten minutes first, trying to decide which fragrance to wear!
    no problem! for the really smushy dumps that take alot of toilet paper to wipe away, I recommend Rive Gauche

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    Fleur de Male is the best fragrance to provoke an ass kicking in a biker bar.

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    Le Male is the best fragrance to wear to an anti-scent convention (well, if you are a sensationalist and your goal is to get perfumes banned, that is).

    Santana is the best fragrance while eating apple pie.

    Mugler cologne is the best fragrance to suggest to newbs (apparently )

    Aqua Velva is the best fragrance to wear with pimp attire.

    Diesel Fuel for Life is the best fragrance to go unnoticed while breaking into the Fruity Pebbles cereal manufacturing plant.
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    Iceberg Twice is the best scent to wear while reading the last chapter in Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly's "Frankenstein"

    Bombay Sapphire Infusion is the best scent to wear while quaffing Bombay Sapphire gin.

    Brittney Spears Believe is the best scent for a man to wear while in prison if he is seeking to a soulmate
    "Are you a god?"
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    "Are you a man?"
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    "Then what are you?"
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    10-year-old Erolfa is the best fragrance for making your girlfriend think you cheated on her.
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    C & S 88 is the best fragrance for raging against the dying of the light.

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