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    Talking What do you wear when you watch porn?

    Seriously! Please don't say "I wear nothing, totally in my birthday suit."

    I mean "What scent do you wear when you watch porn?"

    I'm thinking of getting a bottle of "Cumming", but haven't found it anywhere on the internet. I was about to buy Sexual but then one review said it's similar to Eternity, so I paused my finger before it'd press on "add to cart" button. Is this true that Sexual is similar to Eternity? If so, I will chase Cumming till I drop.
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    UPDATE -- Wednesday, Apr 2

    Well, I posted this and went to bed. Surprised when seeing some replies in the morning. I was making a little joke, but turned out unpleasant. This would be very funny if I post it on a message board here in my country. I sincerely apologize to those I have offended. Anyway, I'm not happy that some have used offensive language. But I'll let it go.
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    WOW, that's very personal..Lolita Lempicka or sometimes Kingdom
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    I wear Eternity on one wrist and Lubins L'eau Neuve on the other.. Its a ritual i have..

    I have tried other combinations but im afraid this seem to appear most fitting!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiatBkk View Post
    I will chase Cumming till I drop.
    Just so you can wear it when you wank?

    OT: Usually my SotD, nothing too sensual or special :P

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    Kiat, that has to be the strangest question asked on Basenotes yet!
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    (...waiting for the April Fools!)

    This reminds me of that scene in The 40 Year Old Virgin.
    You are not your perfume.

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    Green Frich Tweed, of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noggs View Post
    Kiat, that has to be the strangest question asked on Basenotes yet!
    "strangest" ....you're too generous

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    Wtf?

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    I really had no idea that this was a ritual for some people.
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    Default Re: What do you wear when you watch porn?

    Who in their right mind watches porn???

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    Quote Originally Posted by NEoTY26 View Post
    Who in their right mind watches porn???
    I only watch it on days ending in "y"....
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    The day of Mon
    The day of Tue
    The day of Wed
    The day of Thurs
    The day of Fri
    The day of Sat
    The day of Sun

    Good boy Jack, that makes neverrr !

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    Not a question for a gentleman.

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    I usually go for the scented lotions, it kills two birds with one stone.

    I mean, uh, I don't watch porn, you insensitive clod!

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    tmi, everyone - TMI!

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    This is the funniest question I've ever seen here at basenotes. Not even I could have thought of this one.

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    How about Burberry "Touch"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuffman View Post
    I usually go for the scented lotions, it kills two birds with one stone. (Emphasis added)

    I mean, uh, I don't watch porn, you insensitive clod!
    Most men are equipped with two stones and one bird...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JaimeB View Post
    Most men are equipped with two stones and one bird...
    Lol, that one cracked me up

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    Full Choke?
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    Bogner Wood?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JaimeB View Post
    Most men are equipped with two stones and one bird...
    LOL!

    Or you could go with Ho Hang Club!
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    Never tried watching porn before or wanking for that matter. I do understand it's all the rage.
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    Vulva would seem to be tailor made for the topic of this thread.

    http://www.smellmeand.com/
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    It's only a matter of time before this thread gets locked.

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    Sorry. I didn't think that image was pornographic. It's from the Vulva fragrance web site.

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    Cumming......the fragrance.......

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    I am sooo tempted to say a blonde, a brunette or on occasion a redhead, but I won't.
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    SOTD reapplied
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    Dior -Eau Noire, Dior Homme Cologne, Dior Homme Intense, and Dior Sweet Sun
    Frédéric Malle - Angelique sous la pluie and Eau d'Hiver
    L'Artisan - l'eau de l'artisan and bois farine
    Hermès - Elixir des Merveilles, Jardin sur Nil, and Hermessence Confret.


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    Muscs Kublai Khan should be good for any sex oriented activites.
    Your nostrils, which will dilate immesurably in unspeakable contentment, in motionless ecstasy, will ask nothing better for space, for they will be full of fragrance, as if perfumes and incense; for they will be glutted with complete happiness, like angels who dwell in the peace and magnificence of pleasent heaven.
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