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    Talking What do you wear when you watch porn?

    Seriously! Please don't say "I wear nothing, totally in my birthday suit."

    I mean "What scent do you wear when you watch porn?"

    I'm thinking of getting a bottle of "Cumming", but haven't found it anywhere on the internet. I was about to buy Sexual but then one review said it's similar to Eternity, so I paused my finger before it'd press on "add to cart" button. Is this true that Sexual is similar to Eternity? If so, I will chase Cumming till I drop.
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    UPDATE -- Wednesday, Apr 2

    Well, I posted this and went to bed. Surprised when seeing some replies in the morning. I was making a little joke, but turned out unpleasant. This would be very funny if I post it on a message board here in my country. I sincerely apologize to those I have offended. Anyway, I'm not happy that some have used offensive language. But I'll let it go.
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    WOW, that's very personal..Lolita Lempicka or sometimes Kingdom
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    I wear Eternity on one wrist and Lubins L'eau Neuve on the other.. Its a ritual i have..

    I have tried other combinations but im afraid this seem to appear most fitting!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiatBkk View Post
    I will chase Cumming till I drop.
    Just so you can wear it when you wank?

    OT: Usually my SotD, nothing too sensual or special :P

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    Kiat, that has to be the strangest question asked on Basenotes yet!

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    (...waiting for the April Fools!)

    This reminds me of that scene in The 40 Year Old Virgin.
    You are not your perfume.

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    Green Frich Tweed, of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noggs View Post
    Kiat, that has to be the strangest question asked on Basenotes yet!
    "strangest" ....you're too generous

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    Wtf?

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    I really had no idea that this was a ritual for some people.
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    Who in their right mind watches porn???

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    Quote Originally Posted by NEoTY26 View Post
    Who in their right mind watches porn???
    I only watch it on days ending in "y"....

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    The day of Mon
    The day of Tue
    The day of Wed
    The day of Thurs
    The day of Fri
    The day of Sat
    The day of Sun

    Good boy Jack, that makes neverrr !

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    Not a question for a gentleman.

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    I usually go for the scented lotions, it kills two birds with one stone.

    I mean, uh, I don't watch porn, you insensitive clod!

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    tmi, everyone - TMI!

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    This is the funniest question I've ever seen here at basenotes. Not even I could have thought of this one.

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    How about Burberry "Touch"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuffman View Post
    I usually go for the scented lotions, it kills two birds with one stone. (Emphasis added)

    I mean, uh, I don't watch porn, you insensitive clod!
    Most men are equipped with two stones and one bird...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JaimeB View Post
    Most men are equipped with two stones and one bird...
    Lol, that one cracked me up

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    Full Choke?
    Feeling Man?
    Bogner Wood?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JaimeB View Post
    Most men are equipped with two stones and one bird...
    LOL!

    Or you could go with Ho Hang Club!
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    Never tried watching porn before or wanking for that matter. I do understand it's all the rage.
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    Vulva would seem to be tailor made for the topic of this thread.

    http://www.smellmeand.com/
    Last edited by DustB; 1st April 2008 at 11:53 PM. Reason: Sorry, I removed a pornographic image from this post.

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    It's only a matter of time before this thread gets locked.

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    Sorry. I didn't think that image was pornographic. It's from the Vulva fragrance web site.

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    Cumming......the fragrance.......

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    I am sooo tempted to say a blonde, a brunette or on occasion a redhead, but I won't.
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    SOTD reapplied
    wishlist:
    Chanel - Cuire de Ruissie and Eau de Cologne
    Penhaligons - Quercus, Castille, and Raquets
    Dior -Eau Noire, Dior Homme Cologne, Dior Homme Intense, and Dior Sweet Sun
    Frédéric Malle - Angelique sous la pluie and Eau d'Hiver
    L'Artisan - l'eau de l'artisan and bois farine
    Hermčs - Elixir des Merveilles, Jardin sur Nil, and Hermessence Confret.


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    Muscs Kublai Khan should be good for any sex oriented activites.
    Your nostrils, which will dilate immesurably in unspeakable contentment, in motionless ecstasy, will ask nothing better for space, for they will be full of fragrance, as if perfumes and incense; for they will be glutted with complete happiness, like angels who dwell in the peace and magnificence of pleasent heaven.
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    Quite honestly, although I am sure this was meant in jest due to the date, I have to say it didn't really strike me as any different than some of the other previous "What scent scent do you wear when you..." posts.

    Just as I wouldn't be surprised if someone asked "what scent is similar to passing gas?"

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    If you're putting on a scent just to clean the pipes, you've got some serious problems.

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    Let's see; we've had 'What scent would you wear to a funeral? " and " What scent would you want them to spray on you for your own funeral?"
    And some nut even asked " What's the best scent to wear to a streetfight? "
    But this one takes the cake.
    It sounds a bit silly.
    However, had you had asked : " What scent do you wear when you star in a porn movie? "
    Now THAT would have had a certain gravitas, subtlety, panache, and old world dignity.
    N'est-ce pas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron01 View Post
    If you're putting on a scent just to clean the pipes, you've got some serious problems.
    Hower, if you need fragrance for a perfect cleaning job your problem is worse.
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    Last edited by narcus; 2nd April 2008 at 05:13 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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    Coming from someone who has made some questionable threads in the past this isn`t the most believable comment, but I feel the need to say this anyway : This is easily one of the stupidest threads I have ever seen here. Just full of crap all over, and I haven`t even seen any witty answers. Just crap, this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PigeonMurderer View Post
    Coming from someone who has made some questionable threads in the past this isn`t the most believable comment, but I feel the need to say this anyway : This is easily one of the stupidest threads I have ever seen here. Just full of crap all over, and I haven`t even seen any witty answers. Just crap, this.
    I said that in a much more subtle/passive way. Thank you for your bluntness and honesty.

    I've only posted in this thread to increase my post count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PigeonMurderer View Post
    Coming from someone who has made some questionable threads in the past this isn`t the most believable comment, but I feel the need to say this anyway : This is easily one of the stupidest threads I have ever seen here. Just full of crap all over, and I haven`t even seen any witty answers. Just crap, this.

    I agree!

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    Sorry to look even crappier to the most but since nodoby named something that looked to me so trivial...
    What about Secretions Magnifiques?

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    i was just about mentionning it (never smelled in fact but appropriate name ...)

    to answer : my own odour is enough !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PigeonMurderer View Post
    Coming from someone who has made some questionable threads in the past this isn`t the most believable comment, but I feel the need to say this anyway : This is easily one of the stupidest threads I have ever seen here. Just full of crap all over, and I haven`t even seen any witty answers. Just crap, this.
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    Why so serious and puritan, PigeonKiller?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PigeonMurderer View Post
    Coming from someone who has made some questionable threads in the past this isn`t the most believable comment, but I feel the need to say this anyway : This is easily one of the stupidest threads I have ever seen here. Just full of crap all over, and I haven`t even seen any witty answers. Just crap, this.
    I hope you feel a lot better now. But be honest - you thought the original post was also not funny? I found it hilarious and quite appropriate for April 1. All other questions had been asked during the past 12 months, and most of them weren't intended to amuse!

    Lucius, your first post cracked me up too
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    There are forces trying to prevent people from laughing here. I feel like I'm into "The Name of The Rose".

    Medieval values.

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    what a bunch of wankers...
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    Well, intentional porn watching with a girl often is based on the application of either Musc Ravageur (Editions de Parfums Frédéric Malle), Daim Blonde (Serge Lutens) or Gaultier2 on her as well as on me.

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    I wear nothing...how should I make sex with something on

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    Clinique's Happy for Men of course!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruggles View Post
    Clinique's Happy for Men of course!
    LOL

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    Mostly I wear my SOTD.

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    Jergens Pour Homme

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    looks like its a job for >> ... " ONE MAN SHOW " ...

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    Johnson's Baby Oil...

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    Soloamore by Luciano Soprani seems to fit the problem at hand rather nicely
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitrios View Post
    looks like its a job for >> ... " ONE MAN SHOW " ...
    Hahaha, I like that one!

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    Contrary to what some think, I find this thread to be quite subversive.
    Sort of like the Pee Wee's Playhouse episode, where Jambi, the Genie Head in a Box, finally gets a pair of hands and can't wait to try them out.

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    BPAL's SMUT. LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitrios View Post
    looks like its a job for >> ... " ONE MAN SHOW " ...
    LOL
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    hahaha what a great question

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    I wear the sweat and tears of Chuck Norris. It is quite pungent!

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    Yo Guys ....
    Just incase none of the above got the old piston firing !
    I just noticed this one ... " FULL THROTTLE " could be a good one !!


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