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    Talking Cologne Bumper Stickers!

    Well, I'm sure we've seen our fair share of bumper stickers in our lives. But how about some fragrant bumper stickers? Here's some ideas:

    • My cologne smells better than your exhaust!
    • The Narciso Rodriguez cologne I'm wearing: Made in France by a Japanese company
      This Nissan Altima: Made in the US by a part-French, part-Japanese company
    • Support The Big Three: (insert your fave three niche houses)
    • My leather scent is better than your rich Corinthian leather
    • I may drive an old Geo, but I don't wear Acqua di Gio
    • If you can smell my sillage, you're driving too damn close!


    Feel free to add your own bumper stickers...
    Top 5 for Late Summer:
    1) Straight to Heaven - By Kilian
    2) Aventus - Creed
    3) Flower of Immortality - By Kilian
    4) L'Humaniste - Frapin
    5) Millesime Imperial - Creed

    My mission statement: "I am not afraid to keep on living - I am not afraid to walk this world alone."

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    My fragrance made the Basenotes Honor Roll

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    all your basenotes are belong to us
    Behemoth cut a slice of pineapple, salted it, peppered it, ate it, and then tossed off a second glass of alcohol so dashingly that everyone applauded.

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    "If it weren't for Clive Christian, this Chevette might have been a Porsche!"

    a.
    Current Top 5: Timbuktu, Gris Clair, J. Cassanova, Zino, Rose Poivree

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    DON'T DRINK AND DRESS

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    "Arrive Sillaging"

    "<Passing Side---Spritzing Side>"


    "My Other Car Smells Better"
    Last edited by kbe; 6th March 2008 at 02:38 AM.
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    I break for Vetiver
    "Faites des bętises, mais faites les avec enthousiasme !" Colette

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    Save the whales! We need the ambergris.

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    My fragrance is so exclusive its perfumer is locked in the trunk.

    Honk. It will distract me from your AWFUL aftershave.

    If you can read this, you're in my "sillage zone".

    Guerlain / Caron '08

    No need to tailgate – it's not a Paris exclusive.
    Last edited by Sugandaraja; 6th March 2008 at 03:31 AM.

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    My Tauer beat up your Creed...

    My Guerlain had sex with your Basenote Fragrance of the Year.

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    Oh! de Colon

    The nose knows

    Perfume is luxury....not!

    My friends don't want to smell like their maids!

    Not up my stink!

    Upto 80&#37; natural (works best in L.A)
    -

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    My Bond #9 can beat up your Creed :brolly:.

    If you get too close, i'll spritz you with Kouros.
    Last edited by knightowl; 6th March 2008 at 04:56 AM.
    Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here??

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    I like my cologne more than i'll ever like you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schachman View Post
    I break for Vetiver
    I like that!

    In the same vein: "Honk if you love Creed!" (you might get more responses than you think...)
    Last edited by Snafoo; 7th April 2008 at 03:16 AM.
    Everyone is entitled to his own opinions, but not his own facts. Daniel Moynihan

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    Driver carries no Montale.

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    "Your mother wears Brut"

    "My other frag is Old Spice"

    "Thank me I wore Kouros today"

    "You stink"

    "If you're not going to bathe, at least spray something"

    "Sniff this"

    oh, this is too much fun.......................................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snafoo View Post
    I like that!

    In the same vein: "Honk if you love Creed!" (you might get more responses that you think...)
    Some people might honk if they like the band of the same name OR forget to wave with all their fingers.

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    Caution - this vehicle makes sudden spritz-stops
    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and sorry I could not travel both and be one traveler, long I stood and looked down one as far as I could to where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, ...... I shall be telling this with a sigh somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

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    How's my sillage?
    1-800-YOU-STNK

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    Perfumeistas for world peace

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    WWOD?

    What would Oliver do?

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    or:

    "Basenoter on Board"

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    I'D RATHER BE SNIFFING

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    My honor student smells better than your honor student.
    Friends don't let friends use Axe.
    Creed is for smelling, not hearing. (I know - that's not quite there. Feel free to riff on it.)

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    Perfumistas do it by sense of smell.
    Chanel your feelings.
    I believe in Creed.
    In the Guerlain-ning ....
    I get lost in mazes, ground, water and Hermes.
    I brake for sillage.
    Last edited by Bromo33333; 6th March 2008 at 05:50 PM.
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    HONK IF YOU'RE HERMES!

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    "Smell is underrated"
    decant sales:
    Crystal Flacon

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    If my SoTD didn't make me so happy, i'd honk at you for being a shit driver!

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    Powered by SD Alcohol 39C and Ethylene Brassylate.
    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and sorry I could not travel both and be one traveler, long I stood and looked down one as far as I could to where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, ...... I shall be telling this with a sigh somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirSlarty View Post
    Some people might honk if they like the band of the same name OR forget to wave with all their fingers.
    Exactly! You win the prize!
    Everyone is entitled to his own opinions, but not his own facts. Daniel Moynihan

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiley1st View Post
    Save the whales! We need the ambergris.
    ROFL!
    I have read in Plato and Cicero sayings that are wise and very beautiful; but I have never read in either of them: Come unto me all ye that labor and are heavy laden.'' --Saint Augustine

    “Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the twentieth century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press.”--Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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    Caution: Flammable. I just went perfume shopping!

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    Egoiste Platinum and proud of it!
    Vetiver The Great!!!

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    While not about frags, I always liked:

    Visit Wisconsin!
    Come Smell Our Dairy Air
    Last edited by kbe; 6th April 2008 at 03:19 PM.
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    It's not a bumper sticker, but

    I would like to see one of those window stickers of that naughty little boy, with a baseball cap that has the Creed name & logo ~ pissing on a bottle of axe!

    Do you know the character sticker I'm referring to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ubuandibeme View Post
    Do you know the character sticker I'm referring to?
    Calvin? From the best comic strip ever Calvin and Hobbes? (yes I know it's not really Calvin; it's just supposed to look like him)

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