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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitrios View Post
    I haven't worn Bogart since !!
    Will I see it on ebay soon? LOL, at least you were safe since they were lesbian. They wouldn't do more than just demanding for the name of the frag.

    Quote Originally Posted by knightowl View Post
    Funny, i sprayed Bogart PH right before reading this thread...now i keep looking behind me to make sure there aren't any gay Thai men . But seriously, i'm glad you are ok, Kiatt.

    Like i posted once before, a lady at work once remarked that my Bogart PH smelled like sex.
    I love Bogart it's also very long lasting, even after a shower. I will be more careful the next time I wear it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whosyourcaddy05 View Post
    Wait, wait, wait... You lied and told them you were wearing Axe?? Interesting...
    Good point!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnifiscent View Post
    Good point!

    Yes, I admit I lied to them as to cut the long story short. You have no idea how scary they were.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiatBkk View Post
    Yes, I admit I lied to them as to cut the long story short. You have no idea how scary they were.
    Haha... Oh, c'mon Kiatt, you're a big muscled stud and wearing a weapon like Bogart and them just two sissies
    Just kidding but I bet the thing that you looked big, good smelling, shy and worried made them even more interested in following you.
    After all they couldn't go wrong following the trail of Bogart

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    I nominate this thread for "best thread title of the month".

    Sorry you had a frightening time.
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    Empty one jif lemon of it's lemon juice and fill with ammonia and if any jokers like this ask you what you're wearing and invading your personal body space uninvited ,give a quick blast of that under their chins and make your escape whilst the clowns are down on the floor incapacitated.

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    I think you could have been wearing any fragrance KiatBakk...and they were just interested in YOU as you were buffed from your gym visit!
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    Good thing you got out of there. You might have ended up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing!

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    The only thing worse than pushy Thai rent boys are Turkish carpet dealers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruggles View Post
    The only thing worse than pushy Thai rent boys are Turkish carpet dealers.
    Had I a dime for every time I've said that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tvlampboy View Post
    Had I a dime for every time I've said that.
    Ain't it the truth!

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    Ok, once again, I am going to show my ignorance on BN. What is a rent boy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbobkc View Post
    Ok, once again, I am going to show my ignorance on BN. What is a rent boy?
    A young, male prostitute.

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    "in a sissy way, voice high and low."

    I chuckled to myself all day over this line!

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    This is what they were like, I would say 95% similar in terms of personality and physical outlook.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKCcZxjpmUA

    By the way, if I were their teacher I would have given them F, lol.
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    they don't seem all that threatening!

    the picture is not complete until we see you in your post gym outfit. . .

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    Default Re: I wore this after gym & 2 gay Thai men wanted to eat me

    Quote Originally Posted by KiatBkk View Post
    This is what they were like, I would say 95% similar in terms of personality and physical outlook.
    LOL - I don't know - that video isn't exactly upping the scare factor for me. If that's as scary as rent-boys get, I put truck-stop hookers up against 'em any day of the week...

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    This is the funniest thread EVER!!!!!
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    At least they weren't vegetarians! You know how fickle they can be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redneck Perfumisto View Post
    LOL - I don't know - that video isn't exactly upping the scare factor for me. If that's as scary as rent-boys get, I put truck-stop hookers up against 'em any day of the week...
    LOL, I can imagine that as I've seen in some American films. Those students are not scary in a classroom, but in dark places they are! Trust me, ha ha.
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    If Bogart had that kind of effect, you should try Frederic Malle Noir Epices! hahahaha
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    it sounds like you were dressed provocatively to me

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    Now let me get this straight (), did they have a can of fava beans and a bottle of Chianti with them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruggles View Post
    Now let me get this straight (), did they have a can of fava beans and a bottle of Chianti with them?
    Hannibal Lecter style
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    Quote Originally Posted by chasefairfax View Post
    it sounds like you were dressed provocatively to me
    No, I was wearing polo shirt (a bit loose) and blue jeans. I don't like fit suit it's uncomfortable. Bogart led to more than I would ever expect.
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    Imagine wearing it at the red-light district ! .... it won't cost you a dime

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruggles View Post
    The only thing worse than pushy Thai rent boys are Turkish carpet dealers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tvlampboy View Post
    Had I a dime for every time I've said that.

    And more Genius.

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    Funniest story I have heard regarding cologne.

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    No one's mentioned Thai rent boys that moonlight--I mean daylight, as Turkish carpet dealers, but alas!

    It's too obvious . . .

    Therefore I cannot include myself in the genius category with this reply.

    I'm piqued.

    Now, I have always been of the opinion that when a gay man makes a verbal advance I should say " No, thank you. " And always, out of courtesy, include the " Thank you." in a gentle way. You don't want to make another human being feel like he's a sub-species from Mars.

    However, grabbing your arm as you're walking away , especially when you're facing two possible assailants, calls for a pithy saying from one of Buddha's Sutras, or from the old T.V. show Kung-Fu, followed by a an armlock and takedown.

    ( Though this may really get them excited. )

    But since, when he grabbed your arm, he made a business proposition. ( How very like a dealer in Turkish carpets! )
    " You come to my room, ok? "

    The "evil eye" was an appropiate means of de-escalation, or of reaching the moment of truth and fists, while you were still facing them.

    They backed off and you to crossed the street and took a taxi. Well done.

    I don't care if you lived 3 min away. Forget the tough guy bit, you thought fast on your feet.

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