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    Michael Kors Michael for Men. On me, it just smells like an alcoholic florist on a three day bender while arranging gardenias at a rubbing alcohol convention. And that's my good review.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bossanova_boy View Post
    Spirit/Antonio Banderas. Extremely disagreeable with my nose.
    It didn't last on my long enough to get an impression of it or form some kind of opinion

    its longevity is terrible
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    I cannot stand the women's perfume Red Door. Just dreadful to my nose. When I was working at a low-level department store, none of the girls working the fragrance counter could stomach it either.

    For men, I couldn't stand The Dreamer. I dunno if Sephora left an old bottle out, but I couldn't rise the stuff off fast enough.
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    Secretions Magnifiques - its SO out there its worth getting a bottle. I am sure it will be a classic reference point for years to come, people will continue to talk about it, and once discontinued, will sell on eBay for hundreds of dollars!

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    realities for men reminds me of those little snake things from fire works stands that grow when you set them on fire. It has nothing in it that i can recognize as desirable in any sense of the word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoos View Post
    Michael Kors Michael for Men. On me, it just smells like an alcoholic florist on a three day bender while arranging gardenias at a rubbing alcohol convention. And that's my good review.
    oh- come on tell us how you really feel about it. you didnt help luca write his review, did you?

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    Fleur de Male

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoos View Post
    Michael Kors Michael for Men. On me, it just smells like an alcoholic florist on a three day bender while arranging gardenias at a rubbing alcohol convention. And that's my good review.


    Yeah.. Same here.. I sprayed this on my arm and wished i hadn't.. Couldn't even hang on for the drydown!! Yuk!!

    Miracle Homme L'Aquatonic as well.. Yuk!! Yuk!!
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    Bandit & Cabochard ... Both smell like rotting mouldy carpet with Bandit having extra burnt rubber notes !

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    Quote Originally Posted by danho View Post
    I am curious to hear from others on this.

    What, in your opinion is the most awful thing (fragrance) you have ever smelled?

    For me, there is no question about it...Hypnose by Lancome is vile. How could anyone enjoy it? This stuff could be used in place of smelling salts to wake up football players that got a concussion. If this stuff could cure cancer, and I would rather have cancer . IMO of course.
    Most vile fragrances are the ones that make me feel physically sick when people are wearing them.Thesse include Givenchy Ysatis for women and Angel and A Men.Does anyone actually find these sents pleasant??

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    think it depends on the skin.My late Mum used to wear cabochard and it smelled great on her whereas with some others,as yousay it smells vile

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    Wearing Vraie Blonde made me feel nauseous... can't imagine how vile a fragrance could be if ELdO actually TRIED to make it stink.

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    My standard reply to this question is always Diptype l'Autre (sorry, SixCats!). Smells like a New Delhi bus in late afternoon. Perhaps SM could knock l'Autre from its Throne of Skank, but I haven't tried it yet and probably never will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron01 View Post
    Fleur de Male
    Have to agree with this one... not for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitrios View Post
    Bandit & Cabochard ... Both smell like rotting mouldy carpet with Bandit having extra burnt rubber notes !
    Vintage (preformulated) Cabochard smells wonderful...the current version smells putrid. I'm not a bit Bandit fan either...not sure which incarnation I smelled though (its been through many).

    ^^ I also agree about L'Autre...that stuff is rank.

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    I tested Habit Rouge and found it to be awful mix of pencil shavings and patchouli. Burberry classic was one I wanted to like, but the notes that sounded good didn't smell good together at all.

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    I don't know if it's my body chemistry or what but for me its:

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    I agree with Fleur du Male and would like to add Mesmerize by Avon.

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    Azzaro Pure Vetiver.

    As Vile as any commercial grade resurfacing agent.
    Seemingly as toxic and dangerous as any industrial insecticide.
    No vetiver here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DULLAH View Post
    Azzaro Pure Vetiver.

    As Vile as any commercial grade resurfacing agent.
    Seemingly as toxic and dangerous as any industrial insecticide.
    No vetiver here.
    Funny, that's my favourite summer vetiver - fresh and crisp, and puts a big sillage aura around me, just like Azzaro Chrome does. But then again, I seem to be in the minority here on Chrome as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renato View Post
    Funny, that's my favourite summer vetiver - fresh and crisp, and puts a big sillage aura around me, just like Azzaro Chrome does. But then again, I seem to be in the minority here on Chrome as well.
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    It wasn't my favourite but I used to own a bottle of Azzaro Pure Vetiver too, didn't buy it again tho.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Indie_Guy View Post
    Just 2 days ago I tried Hypnose and actually liked it. If the bottle weren't so ugly I probably would have bought it. Funny.
    hahaah i think the same ! anyway i like very much that fragance ... the bottle is really ugly to me, big, nothing comfortable and rough...

    but the importan thing is the juice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snafoo View Post
    My standard reply to this question is always Diptype l'Autre (sorry, SixCats!). Smells like a New Delhi bus in late afternoon. Perhaps SM could knock l'Autre from its Throne of Skank, but I haven't tried it yet and probably never will.
    Allright Sixcats where are you ? .

    New Delhi bus in late afternoon huh, haven't done that in 34 years. Do you think if I tried that it will bring back memories ? LOL !!!

    To my nose I could not stand Aspen, but I do know some people that smelled great when they had it on. Body chemistry guys , body chemistry.....
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    Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d'Orange. I almost vomited. Quite horrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeperez23 View Post
    Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d'Orange. I almost vomited. Quite horrible.
    I wonder if they'll ever put out an Extreme or Concentree version of Secretions Magnifiques?

    It would be interesting seeing happy shoppers going along, grabbing a bottle and spraying some on their wrist to test, and observing the by-product.
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    Tauer Incense Rose - first time I ever had to scrub something off... bad on my skin!
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    Clearly, none of you has experienced Eau de Fier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyboy View Post
    Most vile fragrances are the ones that make me feel physically sick when people are wearing them.Thesse include Givenchy Ysatis for women and Angel and A Men.Does anyone actually find these sents pleasant??
    A*Men is actually a comfort scent for me. I get a warm vibe, sugary sweetness and chocolate. I don't see what all the panic is over. Sounds like people overapplying to me.

    Anyway, honestly I'm gonna have to say the worst one I've smelled was...Grey Flannel. I know it has it's fans, I just can't do it. It's stifling, it was to me the equivalent of taking a thick wool sock and sticking it down my throat just far enough to gag. Then leaving it there.

    Caesars Man would be a close second, actually let me crosspost the relevant blog about it.

    Caesars Man: Nuclear Freaking Deathbomb Posted on June 3rd, 2008 by Daniel

    Ah, Caesars Man. You were almost my first online purchase, almost. Especially at $11 for a big ol’ 4.0 oz bottle. And in your immediate defense, you don’t sound all that bad, with notes of Lime, Oakmoss, Sandalwood, Amber, and Musk. Imagine my joy when I spot you at the local TJ Maxx. $9.99 for the same 4.0 oz bottle! I’m sold!

    And that’s where it all went wrong.

    Of course, I can’t be too much of a prick about this, at $2.50 an ounce it’s the cheapest cologne in my wardrobe. The initial burst is even rather pleasant! Nice crisp citrus with the edges slightly rounded by the sandalwood base. And I love sandalwood fragrances.

    Give it about 30 minutes though, and you start to see another side. That citrus note gets a little too sweet, almost rotten, and it starts picking up a new note, which to me smells like fir or mint or pine. Something in that area. And then the base vanishes. So you’re left with rotten oranges and pine (rotten orange pine-sol?), and this will be the state of affairs for the next, oh, 15 hours. On two sprays. And I’d really rather not project this stuff, so of course it’s one of the great sillage monsters of my wardrobe.

    Or it was, anyway. I gave the bottle to my Dad as I knew I honestly would never wear the stuff again. He took it with him on a vacation to Florida. When he returned a week later, he took his shaving bag and tossed it up on the counter. About a minute later I started smelling something, and something not particularly good either. With a lurching suspicion, I approach the bag and the scent grows stronger. I open the zipper and see a puddle of Caesars Man in the bottom of the bag.

    By the way, just so you know, it’s a screw-top. And apparently it can work itself loose of it’s own volition.

    Our bathroom smelled like Caesars man for every bit of two weeks or more. I would choke on this scent every time I went into the bathroom. After a while it’d literally make me sick to my stomach. I don’t really ever want to smell it again.
    Bottom line: Friends don’t let friends wear Caesars Man.
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    It's probably just me, but I thought l'Homme Sage smelled like an ash-tray, and yes it made me feel physically sick...

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    Vile? Has to be Guerlain's Vetiver.

    I know people love it- It makes me sweat and shake just thinking about it. Yuck.

    Go figure- I love Bandit.
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