You might want to check into fragrance rehab, belz!
About the silliest thing I do is to apply A LOT of stuff just before I walk the dogs in the morning. This is silly because 1) I live in the country and walk my dogs in my own woods, so there is zero chance of anyone else smelling me except coyotes and squirrels, and 2) it's usually 4:30 in the morning.
There's logic to my madness though; I can test my stuff out in a worst (or best) case scenario, applying until I literally reek to see how far I can go before it becomes objectionable. This is particularly useful for 80s powerhouses like Kouros, Antaeus, etc.