Give Lizsport by Liz Claiborne a shot, then.
We accidentally discovered this gem just today and WOW are the two similar!
Lizsport goes on a little femme (as does West Side), but dries down (again, as does West Side) to a brilliant white musk. Further, it's about 1/10th the price of West Side if you buy it (Lizsport) at Ross, Marshalls or TJ Maxx!
Peggy: "Right now, we have to get to the mental institution. Something terrible has happened."
Peggy: "Brother Boy has tried to kill himself. He jumped out of his bedroom window."
Latrelle: "Isn't he only on the second floor?"
Peggy: "Yes, but he hit his head on a lawn gnome."
Fr. Sordid Lives: The Series
"Live, live, live! Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death."